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Garfield on 1st June 2013
1st June 2013

I was trapped! I couldn't breathe! Finally I was able to break free! That dental floss should have a warning label.

Garfield on 2nd June 2013
2nd June 2013

Z Z** Garfield, do you have to be so annoying? Yes. I refer you to page 137 of the Standard Cat Owner Agreement.

Garfield on 3rd June 2013
3rd June 2013

Jon is down in the dumps. And I know just what to do about that. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Garfield on 4th June 2013
4th June 2013

Finally, the house is clean. Ah, the circle of life.

Garfield on 5th June 2013
5th June 2013

sniff sniff That's odd. Odie's breath smells good. Chasing your toothpaste with your cologne will do that.

Garfield on 6th June 2013
6th June 2013

I'm back from the pet store. Do tell... I bought you something fun! I'm giddy. Fake dog ears! This is why good cats go bad.

Garfield on 7th June 2013
7th June 2013

I love a man who can make me laugh, Jon. Yes, I do have a sense of humor. I'm talking about your wardrobe.

Garfield on 8th June 2013
8th June 2013

I have no emails or messages. Gee. This can only mean one thing... You have no friends? Alien abductions? Take him! Take him!

Garfield on 9th June 2013
9th June 2013

Pizza's here! 'bout time!

Garfield on 10th June 2013
10th June 2013

It's a beautiful day! But the plot is weak.

Garfield on 11th June 2013
11th June 2013

My Uncle Forrest would say, "you can't know someone.. until you've walked a mile in their shoes". He had three hundred pairs when they caught him. That's about a seven on the creepy scale.

Garfield on 12th June 2013
12th June 2013

Here's a picture of you as a kitten, Garfield. You were so cute. I hate cute. But for me I'll make an exception.

Garfield on 13th June 2013
13th June 2013

Hello. I'm the age nightmare scheduled for this evening. I think you want the guy in the bedroom down the hall. Thank you very much. Pretty polite, for a bald spot. GAAAH

Garfield on 14th June 2013
14th June 2013

Age nightmare? Oh, yeah. You're a 45 R.P.M. record...I remember you. Precisely! BWAAHHH-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAAHHHH!

Garfield on 15th June 2013
15th June 2013

My age nightmare is a sieve? That's right! I'm your....um...your....uh...........your....wait, don't tell me.... My memory? Yeah! Yeah! That's it!

Garfield on 16th June 2013
16th June 2013

Garfield on 17th June 2013
17th June 2013

Nothing can stop me today! Except for that forgetting-what-I-was-going-to-do thing...

Garfield on 18th June 2013
18th June 2013

Jon got me gift. He doesn't know it yet.

Garfield on 19th June 2013
19th June 2013

You must be my birthday nightmare. That's right. Why only one candle? Doctor's order. Last year I pulled a hamstring.

Garfield on 20th June 2013
20th June 2013

I got a new, extra-long chain. You don't say.

Garfield on 21st June 2013
21st June 2013

I can't wait to see you, Liz. I can't kiss you over the phone. Oh, okay...smoochie, smoochie. Wire cutters...I need wire cutters.

Garfield on 22nd June 2013
22nd June 2013

Is lying there all you can do? BURP! You disgust me. I can wiggle my toes, too.

Garfield on 23rd June 2013
23rd June 2013

ENTER > Okay, let's see... oooooooooooo AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EEEEEEEE EEEEEEEE THUNK! I am NEVER taking you to a warehouse club again! I love you, barrel of cheeseballs! kiss kiss kiss

Garfield on 24th June 2013
24th June 2013

You know, Garfield... I've made a few mistakes in my aardvark. I mean "life". NOooooo...

Garfield on 25th June 2013
25th June 2013

BURP Better go fill up again.

Garfield on 26th June 2013
26th June 2013

Beware of the vicious big honking dog! And the eight gazillion-volt electric fence! And the tyrannosaurus rex! You should be ashamed! You weren't supposed to get this far.

Garfield on 27th June 2013
27th June 2013

Why don't you just let go? Having a cape doesn't mean I can fly!

Garfield on 28th June 2013
28th June 2013

Liz enjoys my company. I can understand that... Some people enjoy broccoli, too!

Garfield on 29th June 2013
29th June 2013

The monster! It's alive! And he enjoys gardening. Monsters shouldn't wear sun bonnets.

Garfield on 30th June 2013
30th June 2013

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