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Garfield on 1st July 2013
1st July 2013

There are jungle cats and house cats. - One thing separates the two. - Scented kitty litter. Jungle cats are barbarians.

Garfield on 2nd July 2013
2nd July 2013

Cats love milk, Garfield. We do? - Lap it up! Any cereal to go with this? - You're not lapping. Or some sugar, corn starch, cocoa powder, salt, and egg yolks and we can make chocolate pudding.

Garfield on 3rd July 2013
3rd July 2013

I don't feel like cooking, Garfield. - I'll just open a can or something. - "Critter parts". Any port in a storm.

Garfield on 4th July 2013
4th July 2013

Big date with Liz tonight. - I'm wearing my special tie. - Pull this and it explodes! Allow me.

Garfield on 5th July 2013
5th July 2013

Every morning I wake up and think... - "Today is a new and exciting day!" - Than I see you. They don't call me "Mr. Reality" for nothing, pal.

Garfield on 6th July 2013
6th July 2013

MINE! Poor Jon... - I GOT IT! I GOT IT! Will he ever learn? - YEEOOWW! "Catch the pineapple".

Garfield on 7th July 2013
7th July 2013

SMACK! - SMACK! - WHACK! - WHOP! - SWAT! - SPLAT! - Six flies, three spiders, one gnat, two grasshoppers, four moths and an earwig! - Burgers are done! Oh, no thanks!

Garfield on 8th July 2013
8th July 2013

Sometimes things just don't get right for me. - There's a word for that... - "Life".

Garfield on 9th July 2013
9th July 2013

That's new. - There was a sign here last week... - "Beware of falling rocks".

Garfield on 10th July 2013
10th July 2013

Garfield, I am calling you... - I am the lasagna. - NOT! Meat loaf is cruel.

Garfield on 11th July 2013
11th July 2013

I have deep thoughts, Garfield. - I should write them down. - Where are my crayons? Next to your army guys.

Garfield on 12th July 2013
12th July 2013

Garfield hid my car keys. - But, HA! I found them! - Uh, Garfield? Where is the car? The game is afoot!

Garfield on 13th July 2013
13th July 2013

If you wait patiently... - - Complete boredom will arrive.

Garfield on 14th July 2013
14th July 2013

"Knuckle-Dragger Chic".

Garfield on 15th July 2013
15th July 2013

- Gah. Urf. - And so the day begins.

Garfield on 16th July 2013
16th July 2013

I've fallen in the old well! - If only there were a CAT who could save me! - Timmy must have landed on his head.

Garfield on 17th July 2013
17th July 2013

Jon says he has a major announcement. - Like I care... - I've gone electric! Okay, I care a little.

Garfield on 18th July 2013
18th July 2013

Help! Help! I'm stuck in a tree! - Help! Help! I'm going to fall! - I like to warm up before I get started.

Garfield on 19th July 2013
19th July 2013

Garfield likes it when you come over, Liz. - How can you tell? - He's awake. Yeah, we should erect a statue in her honor.

Garfield on 20th July 2013
20th July 2013

- - Why is everything wrinkled? It's called "The Odie Effect".

Garfield on 21st July 2013
21st July 2013

small game."

Garfield on 22nd July 2013
22nd July 2013

Garfield, I found Pooky! - Whoa! What's happening?! - Those latent urges die hard.

Garfield on 23rd July 2013
23rd July 2013

My invention will benefit the world... - Lifting the yoke of oppression from pet owners everywhere! - The portable litter box! Vengeance will be mine.

Garfield on 24th July 2013
24th July 2013

ODIE! Her, Odie! Her, boy! ODIE! - WHY IS He IGNORING ME?! -

Garfield on 25th July 2013
25th July 2013

Can this day get any better? - Ants have eaten all of your tofu. - Well, yes it can!

Garfield on 26th July 2013
26th July 2013

Liz and I have become very close. - We share our deepest secrets. - Should I tell her about my limited fashoin sense? I think she knows.

Garfield on 27th July 2013
27th July 2013

- YOU PUT MY GOLDFISH IN MY SHOE! - It's his birthday.

Garfield on 28th July 2013
28th July 2013

Huh... - This article says that you can learn a lot from your cat. - You should try it. - - GULP! CHOMP! SNARF! - BURRRP - Z I have taught him well.

Garfield on 29th July 2013
29th July 2013

A kid stopped me today. - He asked if I was old. - I tied his shoelaces together. You have some good years left, my friend.

Garfield on 30th July 2013
30th July 2013

beep - I just got a text! - "I have an itch". My right ear.

Garfield on 31st July 2013
31st July 2013

Cats know things. - For instance, I can tell that Odie's been digging. - It's like I'm psychic!

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