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Garfield on 1st January 2013
1st January 2013

Garfield, I'm taking the personal-hygiene pledge. I promise to brush my teeth every day. Even if I'm not going anywhere. This is a cult, right?

Garfield on 2nd January 2013
2nd January 2013

We should simplify our lives. Z Z I should simplify my life.

Garfield on 3rd January 2013
3rd January 2013

I wonder, Garfield... Will anyone remember me when I'm gone? You're still here?

Garfield on 4th January 2013
4th January 2013

Jon, I have made a big decision. I've decided to retire. Go away. I need a villa.

Garfield on 5th January 2013
5th January 2013

Hi, Garfield! Hey, as long as I'm here... Let's check for parasites! Who let the vet in?

Garfield on 6th January 2013
6th January 2013

sip Hmmmmm slurk This hot chocolate needs something. snap! Much better.

Garfield on 7th January 2013
7th January 2013

We should travel and see the world. Okay... How about this?... We walk to the window and look out.

Garfield on 8th January 2013
8th January 2013

Okay, Odie, when I give the signal, you distract Jon. I'll grab his food, and we'll meet back here to split the booty. Got it? Okay, you stand here and slobber. I'll order a pizza.

Garfield on 9th January 2013
9th January 2013

May I borrow the steak sauce? I thought you weren't a fan of steak sauce. I'm not. Odie's chewing up your slippers.

Garfield on 10th January 2013
10th January 2013

Hey, nice suit! See, Garfield? I really like it. I DO have good taste. C'mon, make it light up! We should go shopping now.

Garfield on 11th January 2013
11th January 2013

Liz, could you be getting more beautiful every day? How sweet of you to say that! But I don't think so. Yeah, you're probably right. Run, Jon! Run!

Garfield on 12th January 2013
12th January 2013

I'm not really sleepy. Z But I AM a professional cat.

Garfield on 13th January 2013
13th January 2013

pat pat pat pat pat pat DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG -

Garfield on 14th January 2013
14th January 2013

Today I'm going to go with the flow. Come on, world! Whatever happens, happens! That is, if you can find me.

Garfield on 15th January 2013
15th January 2013

Garfield on 16th January 2013
16th January 2013

SIGN That seemed unnecessary.

Garfield on 17th January 2013
17th January 2013

Milk... Some people read expiration dates. And some don't.

Garfield on 18th January 2013
18th January 2013

Tell me about your feelings, Jon. My what? Feelings. Um... So I pretended to faint. That's a conversation stopper.

Garfield on 19th January 2013
19th January 2013

How do I smell, Garfield? I put on a whole bottle of pine-scented cologne! sniff sniff sniff sniff This won't end well.

Garfield on 20th January 2013
20th January 2013

ZIP Garfield, they say as you age, life speeds up. Whoa, look! I'm over here already! Now I'm in the kitchen! Now I'm BAK! NOW I'M IN THE BACKYARD!!! click

Garfield on 21st January 2013
21st January 2013

I bought new curtains, Garfield. They're for people with pets. Pre-shredded. Well, that just saps all the joy out of life.

Garfield on 22nd January 2013
22nd January 2013

Garfield, I lost my phone! I feel so isolated... And I like it! This must have been how cavemen felt.

Garfield on 23rd January 2013
23rd January 2013

Nothing to eat around here except dog biscuits. Oh, well, things could be worse, I guess... LIKE NO MILK!

Garfield on 24th January 2013
24th January 2013

Isn't this better than watching TV in a stuffy room? This is reality! Ummm...so it's like a documentary? It's called "outside"!

Garfield on 25th January 2013
25th January 2013

When I was in school, I once annoyed an old gypsy woman. She put a curse on me. She said I would never get a date to the prom. What a waste of a perfectly good curse.

Garfield on 26th January 2013
26th January 2013

Garfield, you would look adorable with some ribbon in your hair. Excuse mse. . OW! What was that? I clawed Jon.

Garfield on 27th January 2013
27th January 2013

Garfield! Odie! Liz and I would like to be ALONE. Outside! Shoo! SLAM! -

Garfield on 28th January 2013
28th January 2013

I can't make up my mind. Should I do nothing? Or start to do something and then quit?

Garfield on 29th January 2013
29th January 2013

How can I go on like this? We're having pizza for dinner. THAT'S how!

Garfield on 30th January 2013
30th January 2013

ZIP I'm a turtle. ZIP But not a very good one.

Garfield on 31st January 2013
31st January 2013

Meow I'm taking the day off.

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