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Garfield on 1st January 2013
1st January 2013

Garfield, I'm taking the personal-hygiene pledge. - I promise to brush my teeth every day. - Even if I'm not going anywhere. This is a cult, right?

Garfield on 2nd January 2013
2nd January 2013

We should simplify our lives. - Z - Z I should simplify my life.

Garfield on 3rd January 2013
3rd January 2013

- I wonder, Garfield... - Will anyone remember me when I'm gone? You're still here?

Garfield on 4th January 2013
4th January 2013

Jon, I have made a big decision. - I've decided to retire. - Go away. I need a villa.

Garfield on 5th January 2013
5th January 2013

Hi, Garfield! - Hey, as long as I'm here... - Let's check for parasites! Who let the vet in?

Garfield on 6th January 2013
6th January 2013

- sip - Hmmmmm - slurk - This hot chocolate needs something. - snap! - Much better.

Garfield on 7th January 2013
7th January 2013

We should travel and see the world. Okay... - How about this?... - We walk to the window and look out.

Garfield on 8th January 2013
8th January 2013

Okay, Odie, when I give the signal, you distract Jon. I'll grab his food, and we'll meet back here to split the booty. Got it? - - Okay, you stand here and slobber. I'll order a pizza.

Garfield on 9th January 2013
9th January 2013

May I borrow the steak sauce? - I thought you weren't a fan of steak sauce. - I'm not. Odie's chewing up your slippers.

Garfield on 10th January 2013
10th January 2013

Hey, nice suit! See, Garfield? - I really like it. I DO have good taste. - C'mon, make it light up! We should go shopping now.

Garfield on 11th January 2013
11th January 2013

Liz, could you be getting more beautiful every day? - How sweet of you to say that! But I don't think so. - Yeah, you're probably right. Run, Jon! Run!

Garfield on 12th January 2013
12th January 2013

I'm not really sleepy. - Z - But I AM a professional cat.

Garfield on 13th January 2013
13th January 2013

- - pat pat pat pat pat pat - DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG - -

Garfield on 14th January 2013
14th January 2013

Today I'm going to go with the flow. - Come on, world! Whatever happens, happens! - That is, if you can find me.

Garfield on 15th January 2013
15th January 2013

Garfield on 16th January 2013
16th January 2013

- SIGN - That seemed unnecessary.

Garfield on 17th January 2013
17th January 2013

Milk... - Some people read expiration dates. - And some don't.

Garfield on 18th January 2013
18th January 2013

Tell me about your feelings, Jon. My what? - Feelings. Um... - So I pretended to faint. That's a conversation stopper.

Garfield on 19th January 2013
19th January 2013

How do I smell, Garfield? - I put on a whole bottle of pine-scented cologne! - sniff sniff sniff sniff This won't end well.

Garfield on 20th January 2013
20th January 2013

ZIP - Garfield, they say as you age, life speeds up. - Whoa, look! I'm over here already! - Now I'm in the kitchen! - Now I'm BAK! - NOW I'M IN THE BACKYARD!!! - click

Garfield on 21st January 2013
21st January 2013

I bought new curtains, Garfield. - They're for people with pets. - Pre-shredded. Well, that just saps all the joy out of life.

Garfield on 22nd January 2013
22nd January 2013

Garfield, I lost my phone! - I feel so isolated... - And I like it! This must have been how cavemen felt.

Garfield on 23rd January 2013
23rd January 2013

Nothing to eat around here except dog biscuits. - Oh, well, things could be worse, I guess... - LIKE NO MILK!

Garfield on 24th January 2013
24th January 2013

Isn't this better than watching TV in a stuffy room? - This is reality! - Ummm...so it's like a documentary? It's called "outside"!

Garfield on 25th January 2013
25th January 2013

When I was in school, I once annoyed an old gypsy woman. - She put a curse on me. - She said I would never get a date to the prom. What a waste of a perfectly good curse.

Garfield on 26th January 2013
26th January 2013

Garfield, you would look adorable with some ribbon in your hair. Excuse mse. . OW! - What was that? I clawed Jon.

Garfield on 27th January 2013
27th January 2013

- Garfield! Odie! Liz and I would like to be ALONE. - Outside! Shoo! - SLAM! - -

Garfield on 28th January 2013
28th January 2013

I can't make up my mind. - Should I do nothing? - Or start to do something and then quit?

Garfield on 29th January 2013
29th January 2013

How can I go on like this? - We're having pizza for dinner. - THAT'S how!

Garfield on 30th January 2013
30th January 2013

ZIP - I'm a turtle. - ZIP But not a very good one.

Garfield on 31st January 2013
31st January 2013

- Meow - I'm taking the day off.

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