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Garfield on 1st February 2013
1st February 2013

Liz canceled our date. - And I'd already made dinner reservations. - Forget it! I'll pretty up.

Garfield on 2nd February 2013
2nd February 2013

I have built a perfect scale model replica of the parthenon. - It took days... - ...probably shouldn't have made it out of chocolate.

Garfield on 3rd February 2013
3rd February 2013

And now back to our game. - Okay, Larry, here's your bonus-round question... - Can you identify this sound? - *PWOINK* - Huh - BOY, that sounds familiar. - PWOINK

Garfield on 4th February 2013
4th February 2013

I tell you all my troubles, Garfield... - And the problem is that you can't interact. Not so, Jon. - The problem is that I don't care.

Garfield on 5th February 2013
5th February 2013

- - My gums hurt. FINALLY! SOME EXCITEMENT!!!

Garfield on 6th February 2013
6th February 2013

Yes, I need to see the dentist. - Jon Arbuckle. - Yes, "the screamer". Dear Blog:

Garfield on 7th February 2013
7th February 2013

- - Teeth whitener. You're burning my retinas.

Garfield on 8th February 2013
8th February 2013

Hey there, beautiful. - What?!...oh, I'm sorry. - Wrong number. That was Bob the Butcher. Way to ruin our bacon connection!

Garfield on 9th February 2013
9th February 2013

I want to set a good example. - BURP! - So everyone please lower your standards.

Garfield on 10th February 2013
10th February 2013

...and huge doggie bags! Uh-oh.

Garfield on 11th February 2013
11th February 2013

Liz makes my heart pound. - And makes me sweaty and weak in the knees. - I think it's love. Or malaria.

Garfield on 12th February 2013
12th February 2013

Know what you should never do? - Stuff popcorn in your ears. Good advice. - Huh?

Garfield on 13th February 2013
13th February 2013

Sometimes I wonder if anyone knows I'm alive. - I mean, do I really exist? - Did you hear something, Garfield? She's good for him.

Garfield on 14th February 2013
14th February 2013

I love being with you, Liz. Why, thank you. - I'm so happy. Me too. - Would it be inappropriate to break into song? Yes.

Garfield on 15th February 2013
15th February 2013

Jon and I went out tonight, Garfield. - - He danced. Sorry you had to see that.

Garfield on 16th February 2013
16th February 2013

I was thinking about us, Jon. - Wondering what the future holds. Yeah! - Maybe we'll have ice cream! Can I get in on this?!

Garfield on 17th February 2013
17th February 2013

- It's too bad that we don't have a butler. - He could answer the door. - He could serve us our meals. - He could call us "Sir". - But it'll never happen. - Right, Garfield? That's "sir" to you.

Garfield on 18th February 2013
18th February 2013

Z - Z - I shaved my eyebrows! I hate mondays.

Garfield on 19th February 2013
19th February 2013

You look a little down, Garfield. - Maybe it's time foooor... - OOO! EEE! OOO! EEE! OOO! EEE! Yes, folks, the happy monkey dance.

Garfield on 20th February 2013
20th February 2013

I can't wait till friday. I have a date with Liz! - - Is it friday yet?! Where did I put the tranquilizer darts?

Garfield on 21st February 2013
21st February 2013

What a great morning, Garfield. - I feel like I can conquer the world! - I rule! Said the man in the Happy Pony pajamas.

Garfield on 22nd February 2013
22nd February 2013

Know what I like about you, Jon? - My exceptional flossing? - The way I can cross just one eye? You're different.

Garfield on 23rd February 2013
23rd February 2013

Here, Odie, you forgot your suitcase. - - You also forgot to leave.

Garfield on 24th February 2013
24th February 2013

- Would you like a donut, Liz? I'd LOVE one. - But I really shouldn't. - So you WOULD like a donut? Absolutely. - But you don't WANT one? No! No, no, NO! - - Women. They're a mystery.

Garfield on 25th February 2013
25th February 2013

Gonna sneeze. - WAH-CHOO! - Good one.

Garfield on 26th February 2013
26th February 2013

In the future, cats will ruke the world. - - Still.

Garfield on 27th February 2013
27th February 2013

"Dear ask a dog..." - "How come you're so slow?" - Signed, "Squirrel in the backyard". YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP!

Garfield on 28th February 2013
28th February 2013

Great news, Garfield! - I'm writing a polka opera! - Not enough cotton in the world!

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