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Garfield on 1st December 2013
1st December 2013

Sigh... You haven't played with me in a long time. You USED to bat me around all day long...now you just IGNORE me! Oh, please... Well, *I* know when I'm not wanted! I'm going home to my mother! ...mother? -

Garfield on 2nd December 2013
2nd December 2013

Garfield on 3rd December 2013
3rd December 2013

Doc Boy and I were crazy teenagers. We used to drag race. I painted flames on the tractor! Cool, yet pathetic.

Garfield on 4th December 2013
4th December 2013

WHIRRRRR Enough with the hair dryer wars! Victory is mine!

Garfield on 5th December 2013
5th December 2013

Garfield, we are prepared. Ready for any disaster. We have enough egg salad to last for years! I love disasters!

Garfield on 6th December 2013
6th December 2013

My aunt Orpha used to say, "Christmas comes but once a year". Then she'd say, "never get under the mistletoe with a molting chicken". Then she'd play the spoons on her forehead. Aunt Orpha was a few walnuts shy of a fruitcake.

Garfield on 7th December 2013
7th December 2013

"It was a stormy night..." There aren't any pictures. Is there a remote?

Garfield on 8th December 2013
8th December 2013

Garfield! Odie! Get in here! We're taking our Christmas card photo... And we want everyone in it! The pizza guy? He's like family.

Garfield on 9th December 2013
9th December 2013

I got my Christmas tree, Liz. It's covered with sticky sap. Good, that means it's freshly cut. Where did you put it? Right now it's in the kitchen. Pass the cream, pine boy.

Garfield on 10th December 2013
10th December 2013

Bring on the candy canes!

Garfield on 11th December 2013
11th December 2013

Okay, I'll proofread your letter to Santa! Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! It's a little repetitious, isn't it? But it drives the point home, though. Don't you think?

Garfield on 12th December 2013
12th December 2013

xvlpdiuangepwjkud<#zhdaiow;hefgbelr(jhlSdbbaceiu% send How cute. He thinks he's writing a letter to Santa. One squeaky bone!

Garfield on 13th December 2013
13th December 2013

Your Christmas lights look great, Jon! Thanks! And I only fell off the ladder TWICE this year! Our little boy is growing up.

Garfield on 14th December 2013
14th December 2013

* Fa-la-la-la-laaaaah, la-la-lah SMACK I was TOLD there would be flies and cocoa!

Garfield on 15th December 2013
15th December 2013

Garfield shake shake shake shake No Peeking Did you find my decoy? Well played, Arbuckle.

Garfield on 16th December 2013
16th December 2013

Garfield, your letter to Santa is deplorable! It's full of half-truths and outright lies! What?! How'd a half-truth get in there?!

Garfield on 17th December 2013
17th December 2013

Did you ask Santa to bring you anything, Jon? Oh, YEAH! We just got an e-mail from Jon's girlfriend. Cancel the leisure suit.

Garfield on 18th December 2013
18th December 2013

...you be good now, Sonny, and I'll remember what you asked for! Thanks, Spider Claus! Ho! Ho! Ho! ...next! -

Garfield on 19th December 2013
19th December 2013

All right, I've hidden your present again. And THIS time I've... STOP THAT! under the bed...how cliche.

Garfield on 20th December 2013
20th December 2013

Why don't you hide Garfield's present on top of your exercise machine? He'd NEVER look there. The thing you hang your shirts on. Oh, THAT!

Garfield on 21st December 2013
21st December 2013

Yes, mom, I guess you could say that Liz and I are serious. How serious? She makes me clean my house. Somebody book a chapel!

Garfield on 22nd December 2013
22nd December 2013

Dec. 18 ** * I Dec. 19 ** * II Dec. 20 ** * III Dec. 21 ** * *IIII* Dec. 22 ** * *|||||* Hey, I LIKE that Christmas song!

Garfield on 23rd December 2013
23rd December 2013

Garfield on 24th December 2013
24th December 2013

X AAAAGGGHH slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp

Garfield on 25th December 2013
25th December 2013

Merry Christmas, Jon! Merry Christmas, Odie! Where's Garfield? Merry Christmas, me!

Garfield on 26th December 2013
26th December 2013

Exercise is a great way to stay warm. That's true... This works, too.

Garfield on 27th December 2013
27th December 2013

I think our dish should be done now...let's check the oven. 60-inch, high-definition lasagna. Towel, please.

Garfield on 28th December 2013
28th December 2013

Winter is nice. The snow...the crisp air... My socks are wet. Let the whining season begin!

Garfield on 29th December 2013
29th December 2013

pat pat pat pat pat pat AWWWWWWW AWWWWWWW AWWWWWWW Even my snowman is cuter than yours. It it not! AWWWWWWW

Garfield on 30th December 2013
30th December 2013

Lovable pet coming through. You forgot to purr. I'll mail it to you.

Garfield on 31st December 2013
31st December 2013

There comes a time when you have to assess yourself... I'm awesome! I should have done that years ago.

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