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Garfield on 1st August 2013
1st August 2013

Pudding for everybody! Steaks on the house! A round of drinks for everyone! Well?

Garfield on 2nd August 2013
2nd August 2013

I love romance. I love fudge. You are a piece of work. Okay, your turn.

Garfield on 3rd August 2013
3rd August 2013

Jon, you should plan for the future. I made you a list of goals. I don't see cowboy on here. That explains the hitching post out back.

Garfield on 4th August 2013
4th August 2013

I bet if I pull my big-eyes routine on Liz, I can get a snack out of her. She's good.

Garfield on 5th August 2013
5th August 2013

Fascinating! I must be doing this wrong.

Garfield on 6th August 2013
6th August 2013

Today we sent a cat into space. This served no scientific purpose... But there's one less cat on the planet! This does not bode well...

Garfield on 7th August 2013
7th August 2013

Let the workout begin! I bought a set of weights. Arrrgh! I can't get them out of the car! Let the workout end!

Garfield on 8th August 2013
8th August 2013

Jon is having thoughts. Deep thoughts. Do birds have fingers? Deep, disturbing thoughts.

Garfield on 9th August 2013
9th August 2013

I wish Liz were here. And you weren't. FOR ONCE, WE AGREE!

Garfield on 10th August 2013
10th August 2013

I know that accusing look. This can't be good. Forty-three goldfish?!! He found my diary!

Garfield on 11th August 2013
11th August 2013

Garfieeeld... Oh, sure, blame the coach...uh, I mean cat.

Garfield on 12th August 2013
12th August 2013

Garfield, you'll never believe... What's that?! Excude me, I'm needed in surgery! I an NOT boring!

Garfield on 13th August 2013
13th August 2013

Hello? Hello? Hello? At least once a week, Jon tries to make a phone call with the TV remote. Hello?

Garfield on 14th August 2013
14th August 2013

Here comes the ice cream man. Just in time. Bill Brick wants a fudge bar.

Garfield on 15th August 2013
15th August 2013

Garfield, Garfield, Garfield... That's my name. Don't wear it out. Have you no control?! Give me a subject. Did you enjoy the wax fruit?! Chewy, tasteless, yet satisfying.

Garfield on 16th August 2013
16th August 2013

Liz is here, Garfield. She's helping me with my wardrobe. Do you smell smoke? Free at last!

Garfield on 17th August 2013
17th August 2013

You're in my chair. I'm sitting in cat hair! Let the punishment fit the crime!

Garfield on 18th August 2013
18th August 2013

Ahhhhh Oh, all right! You can come in, too! But just ONE pool toy! -

Garfield on 19th August 2013
19th August 2013

It's so hot outside, you sweat just standing still! Finally, an exercise program for YOU. Except for that sweating part.

Garfield on 20th August 2013
20th August 2013

Jon isn't going to be happy. Woo hoo! Woo hoo! The mice have been frolicking in his stamp collection. I'm Bolivia!

Garfield on 21st August 2013
21st August 2013

Grab the string, Garfield! Only if it opens a trapdoor.

Garfield on 22nd August 2013
22nd August 2013

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the... Wait...before you even get started... You're fat. Where's my brick?

Garfield on 23rd August 2013
23rd August 2013

What are you thinking about, Garfield? Why don't they make tuna-flavored ice cream? Nothing romantic? You wouldn't LOVE that?!

Garfield on 24th August 2013
24th August 2013

Liz is spending the week with her parents. Jon was very supportive. Then the car pulled away.

Garfield on 25th August 2013
25th August 2013

HUHHHHHHH FUH FUH FUH FUH FUH FUH FUH FUH FUH FUH FUH FUH FUH FUH FUH FUH FUH FUH FUH CLAP -

Garfield on 26th August 2013
26th August 2013

It's time for the *bee-dee-dee-dee-dee* cat weather report. I'm not leaving the house, so the weather doesn't matter. This has been the *bee-dee-dee-dee-dee* cat weather report.

Garfield on 27th August 2013
27th August 2013

We should go for a drive, Garfield. A drive in the country. We can look at a cow! Medium or well done?

Garfield on 28th August 2013
28th August 2013

Don't you wish you could do this? WHACK! SPLAT! Doesn't look safe. You got THAT right!

Garfield on 29th August 2013
29th August 2013

I joined a book club, Garfield! Soon my brain will expand! But then I won't be able to wear hats! And then I can't be a cowboy!!! Step away from the book, Tex.

Garfield on 30th August 2013
30th August 2013

MY ACCORDION IS MISSING! Oh, my. How tragic. Can you imagine anything more tragic than that, Garfield? No, nothing more tragic than that. Saaay...

Garfield on 31st August 2013
31st August 2013

Jump back! Who is this guy?! I'm a wild man! Didn't comb his hair.

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