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Garfield on 1st April 2013
1st April 2013

STEP JUST A LITTLE CLOSER That can't be anything good.

Garfield on 2nd April 2013
2nd April 2013

"If space aliens were to invade earth, they could take the form of animals." Have you come in peace? Take me to your refrigerator.

Garfield on 3rd April 2013
3rd April 2013

You cats are spooky, Garfield. Some say you can read minds. Well, not with my brain-wave blocking helmet, buddy boy! Now for my escape...

Garfield on 4th April 2013
4th April 2013

Why dogs bury bones is a mystery. Why they dig them back up is an even bigger mystery.

Garfield on 5th April 2013
5th April 2013

The computer is a wonderful thing. For instance... If I turn it off, I can see an excellent refelction of myself.

Garfield on 6th April 2013
6th April 2013

I never made it to my date with Liz. The wind was against me. Liz is one lucky woman.

Garfield on 7th April 2013
7th April 2013

WAH-HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! WAH-HA! HA! HA! HA! HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE "Finicky Eating Habits of the Cat" WAH-HA! HA! HA! HA! pound pound pound

Garfield on 8th April 2013
8th April 2013

Cat push-ups.

Garfield on 9th April 2013
9th April 2013

Garfield, it's time. Time to clean the kitchen. The cockroaches are wearing party hats. Lot of birthdays today.

Garfield on 10th April 2013
10th April 2013

BARK! Whoa. That was perfect! One bark? One lousy bark?! No way to improve on that one... You're going to take a nap, aren't you?

Garfield on 11th April 2013
11th April 2013

A great meal...a nap...can life get better? BURP! Okay...NOW can life get better?

Garfield on 12th April 2013
12th April 2013

Liz and I are leaving, Garfield. Garfield? That's strange. I can't lift the picnic basket. Oh, Jon...

Garfield on 13th April 2013
13th April 2013

Madam Gortez Fortune-Telling? Can you tell me what my future holds? Z Hey, wake up! She's good.

Garfield on 14th April 2013
14th April 2013

tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity I gotta stop drinking coffee afterdinner!

Garfield on 15th April 2013
15th April 2013

I should get up. Will I? Won't I? Savor the suspense, people.

Garfield on 16th April 2013
16th April 2013

Learning is its own reward. Seriously? I found a dollar in a book once. Ah.

Garfield on 17th April 2013
17th April 2013

Fetch the stick, Odie. CLONK! OW! Fetch the blame, Odie.

Garfield on 18th April 2013
18th April 2013

I made toast. Do you want a slice? Sure. Butter? Sure. There's that weird face again.

Garfield on 19th April 2013
19th April 2013

You seem down, Liz. I'll bet I can make you smile. I could fall off the roof! Again? Seen it.

Garfield on 20th April 2013
20th April 2013

Liz and I dined by candlelight. We gazed into each other's eyes. Then my tie burst into flames. I knew you wouldn't disappoint me.

Garfield on 21st April 2013
21st April 2013

HELLO, MISTER SPRINGTIME!! ...and he's ALL yours!

Garfield on 22nd April 2013
22nd April 2013

The world does not revolve around you. You got that right, pal. Because I told the world not to!

Garfield on 23rd April 2013
23rd April 2013

No one ever listens to me. Hello?! They hung up... Self-esteem hotline.

Garfield on 24th April 2013
24th April 2013

I've almost got you, cat! Mailman! Thank goodness for short attention spans. SQUIRREL!

Garfield on 25th April 2013
25th April 2013

COUGH! COUGH! Garfield! I was choking on a peanut, and you just sat there! We have peanuts?!

Garfield on 26th April 2013
26th April 2013

Who's going to say it first? Okay, I declare a tie! You BOTH love me!

Garfield on 27th April 2013
27th April 2013

Good morning, Mister Butterfly... THOT! Good morning, Mister Truck.

Garfield on 28th April 2013
28th April 2013

KONK -

Garfield on 29th April 2013
29th April 2013

I was feeling blue. But Jon fixed that. Now I'm creeped out.

Garfield on 30th April 2013
30th April 2013

Here's a letter from a man whose best friend is actually a cat! He likes stamp collecting and plaid. Tell me you didn't sign it. Look, he even signed his name!

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