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Garfield on 1st October 2011
1st October 2011

Chase Your Tennis Ball: 5c - - Give It Back: $ 5.00

Garfield on 2nd October 2011
2nd October 2011

Hey, that's great! - OK, see you in a few! - Liz is bringing over dinner tonight! - ...and she made LAGASNA! - Yep...she should be coming through that door any minute now! - ** DING DONG It's open! - Jon? Jon who?

Garfield on 3rd October 2011
3rd October 2011

I could be wrong, Garfield... - But I think it might be time to clean the refrigerator. - I just got an EMail from the mayonnaise. "Jon Arbuckle and Mayonnaise are now friends".

Garfield on 4th October 2011
4th October 2011


Garfield on 5th October 2011
5th October 2011

AAAH! - THUD! - I just fell from that tree! Who hasn't?

Garfield on 6th October 2011
6th October 2011

It says here that cats leave you as easily as they'll love you. - Not to worry. - I'm not all that fond of you, but I'm too lazy to leave.

Garfield on 7th October 2011
7th October 2011

- I decided to go with the SMALLER tie. - Hey, you CHOOSE the be with him, lady.

Garfield on 8th October 2011
8th October 2011

They put these little booties on me to keep my feet warm. - I see. - Is there any point in my barking at you? I'd only snicker.

Garfield on 9th October 2011
9th October 2011

Z - Sigh... - I'm bored. - I know! Let's walk down the street and have a parade! - I'll be the grand marshal, and you can be a float! - People will line the street, cheering and throwing flowers! - SMACK! - I'm bored again. Welcome back.

Garfield on 10th October 2011
10th October 2011

Remember when I was a loser with women? - - That was before I started going out with Liz. ...and she became a loser with men.

Garfield on 11th October 2011
11th October 2011

Jon, why don't we stay in tonight? - There's a figure skating competition on TV. Sure! I LOVE watching that! - Wonderful! Okay, I'm guessing figure skating.

Garfield on 12th October 2011
12th October 2011

Darn! My favorite T-shirt shrank in the wash! - Thank goodness it still fits, though. - This is a guy thing, right? Be thankful it wasn't his pants.

Garfield on 13th October 2011
13th October 2011

How are you today, Garfield? Great! - Couldn't be better! Swell! - You have to be careful what you tell a veterinarian.

Garfield on 14th October 2011
14th October 2011

Jon? Yes, Liz? - Are your feet painted black? Yes. - I couldn't find my shoes this morning. And we had plenty of foot paint.

Garfield on 15th October 2011
15th October 2011

Jon, this may come as a shock to you, but... - scratch scratch. - Now, where was I?

Garfield on 16th October 2011
16th October 2011

- I'm glad we went out for breakfast. It's nice to have some time alone. - Oops...spoke too soon! - I can't eat with them staring at us like that! - Just ignore them. - Try lowering the blinds. -

Garfield on 17th October 2011
17th October 2011

- I'm up to wednesday! - No more eating ahead!

Garfield on 18th October 2011
18th October 2011

Yee-hah! - Now what? A man with a rake will turn you into mulch. - I withdraw my "Yee-hah".

Garfield on 19th October 2011
19th October 2011

Garfield, can you come here? - Yes. -

Garfield on 20th October 2011
20th October 2011

When Liz gets here, be on your best behavior. - I'm cool with that. - On second thought, be on somebody ELSE'S bes behavior. Oh, come on!

Garfield on 21st October 2011
21st October 2011

Yes, mom, Liz and I are still together. - Yes, I know we make a lovely couple. - Yes, I know you'd like to see grandchildren before you die. Moms are not masters of subtlety.

Garfield on 22nd October 2011
22nd October 2011

Beware Of Dog Is this your sign? - No. - Duh...I don't even have a dog.

Garfield on 23rd October 2011
23rd October 2011

this is because I'm chubby, isn't it?! He do look tasty.

Garfield on 24th October 2011
24th October 2011

The universe does not revolve around you. Oh, yeah?! - I've got news for you, mister! - That's just one of its faults!

Garfield on 25th October 2011
25th October 2011

Hold on! - Whoa! I thought I was going to sneeze, but then I didn't! - Life is like a mad, crazy coaster ride!

Garfield on 26th October 2011
26th October 2011

General, the zombies have breached our perimeter! - Should I hold my position? Over... What are they doing now? Over... - Dipping my foot in guacamole, sir. Over... I'd fall back about now.

Garfield on 27th October 2011
27th October 2011

The monster is coming this way! - Ha! Look how slow it is! - My GRANDMOTHER could outrun that mon- EEEEK! - Um...chaeck that. Maw-Maw went with her track shoes on.

Garfield on 28th October 2011
28th October 2011

Mr. Mayor! A giant cheesy fake rubber spider is invading the city! - You can see the wires and everything! - Thrn call out the tiny toy tanks! Pardon me, but your budget is showing.

Garfield on 29th October 2011
29th October 2011

General, there's a giant mutant 98-year-old lady approaching on radar! - How bad can that be? Bad, sir. - She's driving a 32-story 1965 Bonneville! With a 16-foot blinking left turn signal.

Garfield on 30th October 2011
30th October 2011


Garfield on 31st October 2011
31st October 2011

Why are there fang marks in the lasagna? - AND WHY IS THE TOMATO SAUCE MISSING? - Oh, sure. Blame the vampire.

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