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Garfield on 1st May 2011
1st May 2011

* doo-dooo dee-dee dum doo-dooo... * ooh-ooh-oooooohhh baby bay-bee.. UH-HUH-UH-HUH * BLANG-A TWANND-YANG!! CHA-CHONK, CHA-CHONK PLAY AGAIN?

Garfield on 2nd May 2011
2nd May 2011

I need to be more creative. Red flag, red flag. You know, I used to paint when I was in college. Barns don't count. I bet I've still got a masterpiece in me! I think we're out of black velvet.

Garfield on 3rd May 2011
3rd May 2011

Should I paint a portrait...or a still life? Or both. Your muse is not amused.

Garfield on 4th May 2011
4th May 2011

How about a real dynamic pose? I guess that IS pretty dynamic for you. Hurry up, I can't hold this forever.

Garfield on 5th May 2011
5th May 2011

Give me a "Mona Lisa" smile. Mona Lisa din't smile like that! You never caught her at a Willie Nelson concert.

Garfield on 6th May 2011
6th May 2011

What are you painting, Jon? Garfield. It needs more orange. There isn't enough orange in the WORLD. I've always thought so.

Garfield on 7th May 2011
7th May 2011

...there! I think I've captured your essence. Let's see. -

Garfield on 8th May 2011
8th May 2011

* WAH-HA! HA! HA! tic tic tic tic tic tic tic tic tic tic tic tic *send* WAH-HA! HA! HA! tic tic tic tic tic tic tic tic tic tic

Garfield on 9th May 2011
9th May 2011

I really overslept today. It's almost time to go back to bed. Maybe I can fit in a quick nap.

Garfield on 10th May 2011
10th May 2011

Busy day. Don't I know it! It seems like the harder I work, the behinder I get. One of the other cats called in sick. Are you listening to me? So I had to take two naps AT THE SAME TIME!

Garfield on 11th May 2011
11th May 2011

Let's take a look at the news. Oh, that's just AWFUL! Let's look at something else. That can't be good.

Garfield on 12th May 2011
12th May 2011

COMING SOON TO THIS SITE: AN EVEN BIGGER SIGN! Can't stop progress.

Garfield on 13th May 2011
13th May 2011

There's an antique doll show downtown. Well, let's GO, then! I'll get my coat! You really need to stop me when I do that. Say hi to Betsy Wetsy for me.

Garfield on 14th May 2011
14th May 2011

"Dear Ask Dog"... "My dog will stare at a spot on the wall that he thinks is a bug, but it isn't, for hours. Is he stupid?" Signed, "Just wondering". Odie? Odie?

Garfield on 15th May 2011
15th May 2011

Garfield on 16th May 2011
16th May 2011

Oh, look! Odie has come to rescue me from this tree! Well, he did SOMETHING involving this tree.

Garfield on 17th May 2011
17th May 2011

Oh, no! Kids with kites! -

Garfield on 18th May 2011
18th May 2011

Well, well, well. Uh-oh. I wonder who's ticklish? I have money.

Garfield on 19th May 2011
19th May 2011

In case of emergency, break glass CRACK Yoo-hoo...up here.

Garfield on 20th May 2011
20th May 2011

This day couldn't get much worse. DING DING * Ice creamman! Okay, that's just evil.

Garfield on 21st May 2011
21st May 2011

Nothing good can come from this. Okay, Garfield! Drop into this nice warm vat of fettucine! But what do I know?

Garfield on 22nd May 2011
22nd May 2011

Uh-oh. FWING YAAAHHH!

Garfield on 23rd May 2011
23rd May 2011

Tuna. ZIP Yep. That's what I should have named you. This had better not be a false alarm.

Garfield on 24th May 2011
24th May 2011

I broke a shoelace! How can I go on?! Maybe I should switch to slip-ons. Oh, no. Go with your first instinct.

Garfield on 25th May 2011
25th May 2011

I am ready for my date! How do I look? Um... Isn't you date on friday? I hope this corsage holds up.

Garfield on 26th May 2011
26th May 2011

I'm not buying it. Curses.

Garfield on 27th May 2011
27th May 2011

Z BARK! BONK! You're up. And Odie's on a bus bound for Nome.

Garfield on 28th May 2011
28th May 2011

Z I'm pretty sure the coffee isn't strong enough. Z

Garfield on 29th May 2011
29th May 2011

Garfield on 30th May 2011
30th May 2011

Weird... Thoughts? We're attracting a higher class of rodent?

Garfield on 31st May 2011
31st May 2011

...the the mice beat up the stupid cat... ...and lived happily ever after! That's one sick bedtime story.

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