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Garfield on 1st March 2011
1st March 2011

I love nature. Well, this PICTURE of nature. Always sunny, with no ice storms.

Garfield on 2nd March 2011
2nd March 2011

My ear itches, Garfield. Maybe an insect crawled in there! AND IT'S EATING MY BRAIN! Poor little guy's gonna starve...

Garfield on 3rd March 2011
3rd March 2011

"Dear Ask A Dog"... "Is it true you became man's best friend by bribing somebody?" signed, "A cat sitting next to you". Oh, look, he kept the receipt.

Garfield on 4th March 2011
4th March 2011

There's me in the chess club...there's me in the latin club... There's me in the science club...there me in the calculus club... There's me, stag, at the junior prom. Go figure.

Garfield on 5th March 2011
5th March 2011

Garfield, Liz may be that special "one". Sure, she may tell lame jokes and her nostrils twitch when she's angry, but she may still be the "one". The "one" is right behind you, big mouth, and her nostrils are twitching.

Garfield on 6th March 2011
6th March 2011

Huh. Liz says I don't share my feelings. She says that's important in a relationship. Perhaps I am being a callous pig. Maybe I should try harder at this. I love you, man. Bring back the pig,...man.

Garfield on 7th March 2011
7th March 2011

Think we should order tonight? THAT was a stupid question. Ah-ah-ahhh... -there ARE no stupid questions!

Garfield on 8th March 2011
8th March 2011

Is your pizza sauce thick? I mean REALLY thick? He says we could pave our driveway with it. CAN we?!

Garfield on 9th March 2011
9th March 2011

...do we want hot peppers on our pizza? Duh.

Garfield on 10th March 2011
10th March 2011

Pepperoni, with extra onions...how many onions? WAAAHHHH Make it cry. Like a baby for a night breeding.

Garfield on 11th March 2011
11th March 2011

What are you watching on the computer? Is that the one we ordered? Yep. Pizza cam.

Garfield on 12th March 2011
12th March 2011

Cold pizza and orange juice. I could just cry. This is the best breakfast he's ever fixed.

Garfield on 13th March 2011
13th March 2011

TWANG yang yang yang yang The first robin of spring is a little early this year.

Garfield on 14th March 2011
14th March 2011

It's party time! Woo hoo! Are you still here? Sorry to be such a drag...

Garfield on 15th March 2011
15th March 2011

The xcitement of the day is building. Slooooowly.

Garfield on 16th March 2011
16th March 2011

Someday the world will thank me for inventing sponge shoes.

Garfield on 17th March 2011
17th March 2011

It's chilly in here. Would you mind knitting me into a sweater? Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha, ha, ha. Good one.

Garfield on 18th March 2011
18th March 2011

I'm afraid I might not be good enough for Liz. Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh, come on, Jon! "MIGHT"?!

Garfield on 19th March 2011
19th March 2011

Ah, this tree should provide ample cover. Eventually...

Garfield on 20th March 2011
20th March 2011

drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CREEEEEEAK... CRASH Well, that's one way to plug a leak.

Garfield on 21st March 2011
21st March 2011

Ah, spring... I love spr... I hate spring.

Garfield on 22nd March 2011
22nd March 2011

Ah, nature! Fresh air! Get yer fresh air here! Is nothing sacred? You want mustard with that air?

Garfield on 23rd March 2011
23rd March 2011

I've programmed my phone so that each caller has their own ring. GRAAAAK! GRAAAAK! Ah, the screeching harpy. Mrs. Feeny on line one.

Garfield on 24th March 2011
24th March 2011

I'm very sorry...yes...goodbye. About Mrs. Feeny's lawn gnome... First of all, he started it.

Garfield on 25th March 2011
25th March 2011

Bug spray! Aaahh... Irish linen. Or air freshener.

Garfield on 26th March 2011
26th March 2011

Breakfast. ZIP ZIP Uh, I'll let you know when it's time for lunch. That's why you exist, pal.

Garfield on 27th March 2011
27th March 2011

Uh-oh. Bad news, Garfield. I burned the eggplant casserole. Don't take it so hard. It's all part of the grieving process.

Garfield on 28th March 2011
28th March 2011

You really haven't been paying attention to your life, have you?

Garfield on 29th March 2011
29th March 2011

Welcome to "How to Train Your Cat". Let's start with th basics, shall we? C'mon over here, Muffin. Muffin...c'mon, kitty. Heeere, kitty, kitty...heer-no, Muffin, this way...this way... Someone's being trained alright, and it ain'tMuffin...

Garfield on 30th March 2011
30th March 2011

I won't say Jon is a bad housekeeper... And I won't say this house is dirty... But I have to wipe my feet before I go OUTSIDE.

Garfield on 31st March 2011
31st March 2011

* RIIING I bet that's Liz! Jon's love shack...lip-lock Arbuckle speking. Fine, Mrs. Feeny, and you? Blow her a kiss from me, lip-lock.

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