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Garfield on 1st June 2011
1st June 2011

It's dark an raining outside... There's a mouse sitting in the window sill... PLAYING A TINY SAXOPHONE! Good day for the blues.

Garfield on 2nd June 2011
2nd June 2011

Eek! A man! There. How do YOU like it? GARFIELD!

Garfield on 3rd June 2011
3rd June 2011

z z Z I taste cheese! I smell tuna!

Garfield on 4th June 2011
4th June 2011

Help! Help! I'm going to catch you. Why do I always seem to be the one making all the effort?! That's nice.

Garfield on 5th June 2011
5th June 2011

I love you, Odie. SMACK! GARFIELD! I love you, too.

Garfield on 6th June 2011
6th June 2011

I have a picture of Liz in my wallet. You need a smaller picture. I need a larger wallet. Or that.

Garfield on 7th June 2011
7th June 2011

I'm a very serious cat. I have little cowboys on my shirt! And it's not easy.

Garfield on 8th June 2011
8th June 2011

I don't understand why you don't like me, Garfield. Is it because I'm cute? Or lovable? Or angelic? Or endearing? Or precious? Or young? Or personable? Or spunky? Or clever? ... Yes.

Garfield on 9th June 2011
9th June 2011

Show me a cute, obnoxious kitten... And I'll show you a hole in the door. Where? There.

Garfield on 10th June 2011
10th June 2011

Garfield! Did you throw Nermal through the door again?! That was mean! You should be ashamed of yourself! Yes, thank you. And funny but I'm not.

Garfield on 11th June 2011
11th June 2011

Ah, the noble radish! Just what is it? Because I haven't the foggiest idea.

Garfield on 12th June 2011
12th June 2011

Garfield on 13th June 2011
13th June 2011

Here comes Arlene. Better suck it in. SUUUUUCK THUD -

Garfield on 14th June 2011
14th June 2011

Wisdom comes with age. Wisdom? Woo hoo... I was hoping for a second dessert.

Garfield on 15th June 2011
15th June 2011

Welcome, Garfield, to another birthday nightmare! But you're a present. What's scary about that? Open me up? A senior citizen's discount card. BWAH-ha-ha-HAAAAAH!

Garfield on 16th June 2011
16th June 2011

I hope I don't have another age nightmare tonight. Are you the birthday boy? So much for hoping.

Garfield on 17th June 2011
17th June 2011

What are you? I'm a comb-over. I've had scarier age nightmares. Wait! I've got split ends, too!

Garfield on 18th June 2011
18th June 2011

I'm tonight's age nightmare, Garfield...the UNIVERSAL REMOTE CONTROL! BWAH-HA! HA! H Who's your friend? Huh? I'm the garage door opener. HE'S not scary. Didn't I tell you to wait in the car?

Garfield on 19th June 2011
19th June 2011

OH, Garfield... HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Make a wish, Garfield! Hmmm... foof POOF Yes!

Garfield on 20th June 2011
20th June 2011

I see somebody who needs a hug! HEY! Bring that cake back here!

Garfield on 21st June 2011
21st June 2011

Cute kitty coming through. sniff BURP cough Jealous?

Garfield on 22nd June 2011
22nd June 2011

What are you doing for dinner tonight, Jon? Oh, just opening a can of something. "Something"? Did you read the label? Who has time for labels?!

Garfield on 23rd June 2011
23rd June 2011

Dogs have an amazing ability to identify smells. Which comes as no surprise... Because they're responsible for most of them. **

Garfield on 24th June 2011
24th June 2011

Garfield... I'm going to order a pizza for dinner. And I can do without the confetti. Oh, how can you deny my unfettered euphoria?

Garfield on 25th June 2011
25th June 2011

You've been on your back all day, Garfield! Ever thought of turning over? Ever thought of buying a giant spatula?

Garfield on 26th June 2011
26th June 2011

Z The light bulb blew out again and I'm scared. Z Can I have a glass of water? Tell me a story. Didn't get much sleep last night? Clean out the stupid fridge!

Garfield on 27th June 2011
27th June 2011

YAAAAH! I would find that funny if it didn't kinda hurt my feelings.

Garfield on 28th June 2011
28th June 2011

Say, isn't that you on the cover of my magazine? No. SLAP Now it is!

Garfield on 29th June 2011
29th June 2011

Hee hee...this hard hat will protect me from that cat. * GONG! That worked out except for MY EARS!

Garfield on 30th June 2011
30th June 2011

poing! SPLAT Maybe you need to go on a diet. OH, YEAH?! ...perhaps we can all derive a measure of comfort from Larry's last words... "LOOK WHO'S TALKING, FATSO."

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