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Garfield on 1st July 2011
1st July 2011

My life is too hectic, Garfield. Uh-oh. I need to simplify. This can't be good. I'm cutting back on personal hygiene. I could move somewhere warm.

Garfield on 2nd July 2011
2nd July 2011

MOUSE! Hey, loudmouth! Now EVERYBODY'S going to want one!

Garfield on 3rd July 2011
3rd July 2011

Oh, all right... But next time YOU guys get the kiddie pool! Hey!

Garfield on 4th July 2011
4th July 2011

I've felt safer.

Garfield on 5th July 2011
5th July 2011

Welcome to "Garfield's Science Fiction Theater". Hungry? Nope. You have been watching "Garfield's Science Fiction Theater".

Garfield on 6th July 2011
6th July 2011

Happiness is what I'm all about. SLAP POO! MY happiness.

Garfield on 7th July 2011
7th July 2011

There's been a dog food recall, Odie. I'll save you! Hey, guys, there's been a dog food recall. POO!

Garfield on 8th July 2011
8th July 2011

You know what's weird? I've never heard Liz belch. All the times we've been together, she's never belched ONCE! Do you suppose she's saving it up` Sure. For when she meets your folks.

Garfield on 9th July 2011
9th July 2011

I'm saving this cookie for later. Late enough.

Garfield on 10th July 2011
10th July 2011

Garfield on 11th July 2011
11th July 2011

Wow! Did you hear that thunder? It made the hair on the back of my neck stand up! Ditto that.

Garfield on 12th July 2011
12th July 2011

I've heard thunder makes cats jumpy. Z BOOOM! I wonder if that's true.

Garfield on 13th July 2011
13th July 2011

Garfield, come out from under the couch. It's only a little thund BOOM Hey, I found a dime! My hero.

Garfield on 14th July 2011
14th July 2011

That thunder can't get us now, Garfield. munch munch munch It's safe here under the couch. munch munch munch It's also disgusting. Care for a petrified cheese curl?

Garfield on 15th July 2011
15th July 2011

I don't believe this. I'm hinding from a thunderstorm, under the couch, with my cat. This will be out little secret, okay? Just between you, me, and my blog.

Garfield on 16th July 2011
16th July 2011

I'm hungry. And thirsty. That was efficient.

Garfield on 17th July 2011
17th July 2011

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Garfield on 18th July 2011
18th July 2011

Garfield, do you ever wonder what's going on in the world? There's something going on? You're pathetic. There's a world?

Garfield on 19th July 2011
19th July 2011

Odie looks bored. It's subtle, but it's there.

Garfield on 20th July 2011
20th July 2011

The nose does not really make a good pencil holder. I'd write that down... But I seem to be out of pencils.

Garfield on 21st July 2011
21st July 2011

I don't feel like barking today. Hey, pal. You have to. It's your JOB. Oh, very well... Bark Happy? What's this world COMING to?!

Garfield on 22nd July 2011
22nd July 2011

Would you like to see the medal I won as the world's fastest snail? Sure. Darn! I left it at home. I'll be back in a week. I'll be here.

Garfield on 23rd July 2011
23rd July 2011

Hi, Liz...how was work today? You did?... No kidding! She deloused a labradoodle! You watch your mouth.

Garfield on 24th July 2011
24th July 2011

Garfield on 25th July 2011
25th July 2011

How's life been treating you, hon? I have a girlfriend no, Irma! I think she needs a shave, hon. I wouldn't talk with legs like those...HON

Garfield on 26th July 2011
26th July 2011

Hi, Liz, it's your boyfriend! Ooh, which one? I have so many! Jon? Jon, it was a joke Too late. He's already on the roof.

Garfield on 27th July 2011
27th July 2011

Jon, would you like to hold hands? Sure! Each others? Even better!

Garfield on 28th July 2011
28th July 2011

Liz and I are going to the late night movie tonight... So don't wait up. Okay. Z

Garfield on 29th July 2011
29th July 2011

It's friday night! * FREEEP! Uh-ho...and that rascal, Garfield, got a head start on us! Good one! clap clap It's rude noises night!

Garfield on 30th July 2011
30th July 2011

I don't understand women. I'll just pretend I do. Yeah, that's always worked.

Garfield on 31st July 2011
31st July 2011

Garfield! Garfield! The Donut Barn is having a clearance sale! EEEEEEEEE! Oh, for Pete's sake! EEEEeeeeeee YOU TWO ARE NUTS! SLAM beep beep boop beep beep Hello? I want sprinkles.

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