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Garfield on 1st February 2011
1st February 2011

Are you sleeping? No. I'm too busy answering stupid questions!

Garfield on 2nd February 2011
2nd February 2011

Beware Of Dog You need to look a little more menacing. -

Garfield on 3rd February 2011
3rd February 2011

GAAAHH! Here w go again... OH, THE HUMANITY!! Happens every week. I HATE THIS!!! If you'd clean my litter box every day, it wouldn't be so bad!

Garfield on 4th February 2011
4th February 2011

Liz, you're wonderful. Don't you agree, Garfield? Yes! She keeps candy in her purse!

Garfield on 5th February 2011
5th February 2011

I'm sick of the daily routine, Garfield. Wake up, eat breakfast, go outside... Somebody throws a rock... I'm not moving...

Garfield on 6th February 2011
6th February 2011

boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing ROWR Momma didn't raise no bounce house.

Garfield on 7th February 2011
7th February 2011

Liz is different from all the other girls I've known. For one thing, she LIKES me. Weird, isn't it?

Garfield on 8th February 2011
8th February 2011

What can I do to impress Liz? Bake your cat a cake! You're no help. I know I'D be impressed.

Garfield on 9th February 2011
9th February 2011

I'm composing a song for Liz. It's a tender love ballad. Sort of a polka-banjo thing. I'll be out back, burying your finger-picks.

Garfield on 10th February 2011
10th February 2011

Hi, Jon, it's me. Hi, Liz! What are you doing? Oh, nothing much... It's laundry day here. Not a day for the fait of heart.

Garfield on 11th February 2011
11th February 2011

What are you wearing to the restaurant tonight? You're going to wear thaaaat?... Well, then, I guess I'm not. The fashion police have a new sheriff.

Garfield on 12th February 2011
12th February 2011

Urf Don't fall in love, Odie. You already act stupid enough.

Garfield on 13th February 2011
13th February 2011

Staring contest! blink You lose.

Garfield on 14th February 2011
14th February 2011

Garfield wanted to come with us tonight. Are you sure he didn't? Huh? Isn't that him riding the dessert cart? Mine! All mine! Not if I don't turn and look.

Garfield on 15th February 2011
15th February 2011

Boy, that Liz is a good kisser. Really good. Reeeeeally good... And the cat waltzes right out of his comfort zone.

Garfield on 16th February 2011
16th February 2011

I love the old country songs, Garfield. They were so poignant. This one's called "Times were hard, so we ate the cat". So that's what poignant means.

Garfield on 17th February 2011
17th February 2011

I'm wearing a new cologne. Eau de Bacon. You bit me! And I'm as disappointed as you are.

Garfield on 18th February 2011
18th February 2011

CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG Subtlety is for weenies.

Garfield on 19th February 2011
19th February 2011

Some day, huh? I slept through 90 percent of it... So I'll guess "yes"?

Garfield on 20th February 2011
20th February 2011

Ahem... That's MY chair. Que? GET UP RIGHT NOW! No hablo English, Senor Seatless. All right, if you won't let me have the chair... The LEAST you could do is SHARE it with me. Oh, very well... You're blocking the set.

Garfield on 21st February 2011
21st February 2011

Beware, cat! My breed of fish is poisonous, and I can make you violently ill! My breed of stomach can eat 12 burritos bigger than my head. I'm toast.

Garfield on 22nd February 2011
22nd February 2011

...then I walked across the street. And then... You're boring me here, fatso. Get to the point! Can do.

Garfield on 23rd February 2011
23rd February 2011

You ate my goldfish, didn't you? He went to my happy place.

Garfield on 24th February 2011
24th February 2011

If it makes you feel any better, that goldfish didn't taste nearly as good as I thought it would.

Garfield on 25th February 2011
25th February 2011

"See the happy little goldfish". "Swimming merrily in his little bowl". "See the evin cat..." Finally, the good part!

Garfield on 26th February 2011
26th February 2011

I can't hold my breath any longer! GASP! Fish breathe! Sorry. Nice move, guppy gills.

Garfield on 27th February 2011
27th February 2011

BARK I've had better days. yank yank yank yank yank yank yank yank

Garfield on 28th February 2011
28th February 2011

Nothing is wrong. Nothing, nothing, nothing... Oh, THERE you are. Miss me?

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