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Garfield on 1st August 2011
1st August 2011

Good morning, Garfield. I see you're awake. Ah. So that's what this is called.

Garfield on 2nd August 2011
2nd August 2011

* TWANG * TWANG * TWANG Odie needs tuning!

Garfield on 3rd August 2011
3rd August 2011

Do you know what I think? Oh, I hope not. Even MY brain has standards.

Garfield on 4th August 2011
4th August 2011

He's lost a little weight, hasn't he? You have gill breath.

Garfield on 5th August 2011
5th August 2011

Could I please speak to the most beautiful girl in the world? She's not here right now...will *I* do? How do I answer THAT? I'd hang up and hide behind the drapes.

Garfield on 6th August 2011
6th August 2011

At the top of this mountain lives a wise man. Right on the top, huh? He has a long beard, and he says great things about life. Oxygen deprivation will do that to you.

Garfield on 7th August 2011
7th August 2011

sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sn DIG DIG DIG dig DIG dig DIG DIG dig dig DIG dig DIG dig DIG dig Not so fast, bone brain.

Garfield on 8th August 2011
8th August 2011

Hey, handsome. He enjoys an occasional compliment.

Garfield on 9th August 2011
9th August 2011

Odie, the dog of a thousand faces! That's one...

Garfield on 10th August 2011
10th August 2011

I like to think I represent cats everywhere. CRASH! CAT PRIDE!

Garfield on 11th August 2011
11th August 2011

scratch scratch scratch She never scratches ME behind the ears. That's because she like me better.

Garfield on 12th August 2011
12th August 2011

I hope to have kids someday, Garfield. So I need the practice. Ready to go to the mall, "son"? I hate you, "dad".

Garfield on 13th August 2011
13th August 2011

BEWARE OF DOG Do you know how much I saved on that sign? Not enough.

Garfield on 14th August 2011
14th August 2011

Sigh Ah, memories...

Garfield on 15th August 2011
15th August 2011

What a nice amusement park. YEEEE! Garfield, people are staring. Corn Dog Heaven

Garfield on 16th August 2011
16th August 2011

I love amusement parks! The hot dogs, the sodas... The elephant ears, the ice cream, the pretzels... ...the cotton candy.

Garfield on 17th August 2011
17th August 2011

Nope. Nope. Oh, yeah!

Garfield on 18th August 2011
18th August 2011

You must be this tall to ride this attraction May I have my shirt back now? Just a minute...he's still looking. Urf.

Garfield on 19th August 2011
19th August 2011

YAAH! AYIEE! Are you boys ready for the roller coaster to begin? Let 'er rip!

Garfield on 20th August 2011
20th August 2011

Boy, what a funday! No argument here. Guess which ride I enjoyed most? Mhh...let me think. Theeeee roller coaster? Wanna go again?!

Garfield on 21st August 2011
21st August 2011

b-d-d-d-d-d-d-d BWONG* SPLAT! Nobody TOLD me high-dive practice was this afternoon!

Garfield on 22nd August 2011
22nd August 2011

How long are you planning to lie there? A long time, I take it? Until I put out roots, pal.

Garfield on 23rd August 2011
23rd August 2011

Odie is chasing a squirrel! ...now the squirrel is chasing Odie? Tag! You're it! smack! Ahhh...

Garfield on 24th August 2011
24th August 2011

Tonight, on Mouse News... Cheese is good...film at eleven. You don't see hard-hitting investigative journalism like that anyone.

Garfield on 25th August 2011
25th August 2011

The ice cream melted! Oh, no! I'll grab a mop! Not that! THINK, man! I have a straw!

Garfield on 26th August 2011
26th August 2011

What would you like to do, Liz? Why don't we watch golf on TV together? Okay, I'm gonna cry now. Manly tears, of course.

Garfield on 27th August 2011
27th August 2011

On today's show, people who don't trust their pets. I walked into the kitchen and found Fluffy at the table... Reading my life insurance policy! Kinda obvious there, Fluffy.

Garfield on 28th August 2011
28th August 2011

click vvvvvvv dingle * dingle * vvvvvvv vvvv BZZZZZ

Garfield on 29th August 2011
29th August 2011

We should order a pizza. I've never seen a cat do the cha cha. Thank you! Thank you! I'll be here all week!

Garfield on 30th August 2011
30th August 2011

I'd like a large pepperoni. * DING DONG Now THAT'S service! It's cold.

Garfield on 31st August 2011
31st August 2011

I wonder what we should have for dinner. INSERT PIZZA There's ONE subtle suggestion.

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