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Garfield on 1st April 2011
1st April 2011

Hello? - No, sir, I do not have an unusually large head. - Is that you, Doc Boy?! His brother gets bored.

Garfield on 2nd April 2011
2nd April 2011

Danger is my life! - Ha-HAAA! - You shouldn't eat ice cream so fast. Ask me if I care.

Garfield on 3rd April 2011
3rd April 2011

- Get back! Go away, you stupid mutt! - - - boop beep beep boop beep boop boop - * beedle beedle beedle beedle - SLURP!

Garfield on 4th April 2011
4th April 2011

Let's see...did I remember to shed today? - - Check.

Garfield on 5th April 2011
5th April 2011

There's cat hair everywhere! Don't be jumping to conclusions there, pal. - Yelp! - Odie sheds, too.

Garfield on 6th April 2011
6th April 2011

- Uh-oh. - You forgot to keep moving while you were shedding, didn't you? Help me!

Garfield on 7th April 2011
7th April 2011

I'm sweating like a pig. - - Ah! Much better! I envy you.

Garfield on 8th April 2011
8th April 2011

This Property Valiantly Protected by a Savage, Bloodthirsty, White-Hot Ball of Canine Fury. - - Who writes your stuff? Wouldn't you like to know...

Garfield on 9th April 2011
9th April 2011

Geez... Will eat homework for food. - How low will dogs sink? - To here, I guess. Iced Toilet Water 5c

Garfield on 10th April 2011
10th April 2011

Hmmm... - I'm reading an article about cats and the stress they can cause. - snatch - RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP - What article? - What stress? - A soothing sense of calm just came over my being.

Garfield on 11th April 2011
11th April 2011

- - Up, please.

Garfield on 12th April 2011
12th April 2011

YAWN - You look tired. - It's comforting to know I've got the right look.

Garfield on 13th April 2011
13th April 2011

They say love is blind. - - Love is also an idiot.

Garfield on 14th April 2011
14th April 2011

The sun. The wind. - The rain. - Have you been outside lately? Fascinating theories...

Garfield on 15th April 2011
15th April 2011

And now "The Feline Gourmet" with your host, chef Snuggles. - Hi, and welcome! Today, my owner is out for the afternoon... - So we'll be whipping up a hardy guppy goulash! That's one nervous-looking fish.

Garfield on 16th April 2011
16th April 2011

Scrapbooking, stamp collecting, needle-point... - I try to avoid hobbies. - It's sort of a hobby of mine.

Garfield on 17th April 2011
17th April 2011

Jon, we're going to be late! I'm ready! - You are NOT going out in those pants. - No, no parachute pants, either. - I don't think so. - Uhhhh...no. - Over my dead body. - Where does he GET these clothes? There was a sale at Clown Town.

Garfield on 18th April 2011
18th April 2011

Thank you! Thank you for your applause! CLAP CLAP CLAP - I was swatting a bug. - Thank you for swatting a bug!

Garfield on 19th April 2011
19th April 2011

Welcome to the show! - - This is where you applaud. Oh, we thought this is where you entertain!

Garfield on 20th April 2011
20th April 2011

I need a volunteer from the audience! - - Heck, I need an audience.

Garfield on 21st April 2011
21st April 2011

You've been a great audience! No, we haven't. - Have so. Have not. - Then we'll just agree to disagree. Okay.

Garfield on 22nd April 2011
22nd April 2011

I am at peace with the world. - YAWM - Or sleepy. They're a lot alike.

Garfield on 23rd April 2011
23rd April 2011

I'm feeling down. - Then put a smile on that face, Mr. Mopey Pants! - Do you know there's a sock on the roof? I believe I do.

Garfield on 24th April 2011
24th April 2011


Garfield on 25th April 2011
25th April 2011

- - How was the kite flying? The kite had a better time than I did.

Garfield on 26th April 2011
26th April 2011

They say there are some big fish in this lake. - - How big?!

Garfield on 27th April 2011
27th April 2011

Oh, no! We're going to crash! - NO TIME TO REACT! LOOK OUT! AYIEEE! - I'd call a turtle ambulance, but that could take weeks. Ow.

Garfield on 28th April 2011
28th April 2011

Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! zzzzzzzzzzzzz - Ulp - That fly died a hero.

Garfield on 29th April 2011
29th April 2011

A lady at the restaurant tonight told Liz and me we "make a lovely couple"! - Buuuut?... - But then I stepped on her foot, she screamed, and her dentures shot out and lodged in the busboy's neck. There's always a "but".

Garfield on 30th April 2011
30th April 2011

Hello, Bark-Bark! Hi, Moo-Moo! - I sang a song today, Bark-Bark! - Was it a happy song, Moo-Moo? I wonder if sock puppets are flammable?

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