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Garfield on 1st September 2010
1st September 2010

And with today's thought, Odie! Yip! Concise, to the point, and stupid.

Garfield on 2nd September 2010
2nd September 2010

Cats have strong instincts. I sense danger approaching! Diet soda? AAAGH!!

Garfield on 3rd September 2010
3rd September 2010

Look what I got for you, Garfield... A little suit to match mine! It wasn't easy, but it did fit up his nose. NARFIELD!

Garfield on 4th September 2010
4th September 2010

That's my prom picture. I don't think my date enjoyed the meeting. She ruined her dress tunneling out of the gym. And, no doubt, broke a nail or two.

Garfield on 5th September 2010
5th September 2010

Tsunami Junction It was a good idea of Jon's to come to a water park. Say, where is he, anyway? I think he went on that big slide... eeeee EEEEEEEEEEE EEEEYAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAHHHHHHH SPLASH! The "Atomic Wedgie". Can we go home now?

Garfield on 6th September 2010
6th September 2010

Odie will now attempt to read his own mind! Nothing is correct!

Garfield on 7th September 2010
7th September 2010

How's it going? Has that guy bumped his head? More times than you'd believe...

Garfield on 8th September 2010
8th September 2010

Odie will now translate what I say for all you dogs out there. Meow meow meow meow. Arf arf arf arf. Hold on...I didn't say ANYTHING about kissing dog's feet! *

Garfield on 9th September 2010
9th September 2010

SHOVE bink Odie's lost weight.

Garfield on 10th September 2010
10th September 2010

"Dear ask a dog"... "Is there life on the moon?" In the future, please, no questions about the moon. ARRROOOO

Garfield on 11th September 2010
11th September 2010

dingle dingle dingle BLARK dingle dingle dingle

Garfield on 12th September 2010
12th September 2010

Hmmm. Liz, do you think I'd look good if I grew a... No. I love you just the way you are! How sweet! * KISS Sigh... How about just a little... No.

Garfield on 13th September 2010
13th September 2010

I have an eye on you. Can anybody out there spare a life for this man?

Garfield on 14th September 2010
14th September 2010

Well, time to go to work. HAAACK! The hairball biz is brutal.

Garfield on 15th September 2010
15th September 2010

How are you today, Odie? Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! He could have just said "yip".

Garfield on 16th September 2010
16th September 2010

In the old west, disputes were settled the old-fashioned way... Two cowboys, squared off in the middle of Main Street... In a lively game of tag! I miss the old days of television.

Garfield on 17th September 2010
17th September 2010

So, how was work today, Liz? Really! She flossed a gerbil. I hear they are good with hollandaise sauce.

Garfield on 18th September 2010
18th September 2010

Hallo, Liz? Whatcha doin'? I mean OTHER things than answering my nineteenth call asking you want you what you're doing. Get CALLER I.D., girl.

Garfield on 19th September 2010
19th September 2010

hmmmmmmmm hmmmmm ploop nnngh clunk Greetings! We are from the planet of tuna-flavored snacks. What have you been up to today? Oh, just saving planet earth, (burp) that's all!

Garfield on 20th September 2010
20th September 2010

Look! There's Liz! And this would be Mrs. Feeny's yard. Who put this hedge in the road?!

Garfield on 21st September 2010
21st September 2010

I made you sugar-free cookies... With raisins! Have you always had this dark side?

Garfield on 22nd September 2010
22nd September 2010

I'm convinced Garfield is plotting against me. Does that sound paranoid? Not really. Does so.

Garfield on 23rd September 2010
23rd September 2010

Would you like to go out for dinner, Liz? Sure! And by "out to dinner," you mean something other than... ...eating that bag of chips on the front porch, right? She must be psychic!

Garfield on 24th September 2010
24th September 2010

Well, good night, Liz. Good night, Jon. I can't kiss her if you're watching, Garfield. I can stay as long as you like, Liz.

Garfield on 25th September 2010
25th September 2010

Liz is everything I could ever want in a girl. I only hope with all my heart and soul that she feels the same way about me. You don't mind me confiding in you like this, do you? Say what?

Garfield on 26th September 2010
26th September 2010

Garfield on 27th September 2010
27th September 2010

My car won't start. So I guess I'll stay home and and do nothing... What's your excuse? Like I didn't see that one coming.

Garfield on 28th September 2010
28th September 2010

AAAAROOOOOOO!! Did you hear that? Yeah. That's the call of the stupid.

Garfield on 29th September 2010
29th September 2010

Hail! donk You're not so tough now.

Garfield on 30th September 2010
30th September 2010

FWEEEEEET! Stop that! You can't tell me what to do. I have the whistle.

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