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Garfield on 1st October 2010
1st October 2010

That's it for tonight, folks! I hope you enjoyed the show! BURN THE FENCE DOWN! Never an encore.

Garfield on 2nd October 2010
2nd October 2010

I'm going to write a love letter to Liz. And great love letters always compare the loved ones to something, what could that be? Well, duh! Lasagna!

Garfield on 3rd October 2010
3rd October 2010

FOOF FOOF FOOF FOOF FOOF FOOF FOOF FOOF FOOF FOOF FOOF FOOF FOOF FOOF FOOF FOOF HUUUHHH FOOOOOOF Liz! I finally got the coals started! Pizza's here.

Garfield on 4th October 2010
4th October 2010

What's new on the menu today, Irma? Oh, a catsup stain, a coffee ring... And I'm not sure what this is... That's quite enough, Irma. Maybe I can pick it off... scratch scratch

Garfield on 5th October 2010
5th October 2010

Hey, Irma, what does this little heart mean? That means it's good for you. Then what do all these little skulls and crossbones mean? That means it's GOOD!

Garfield on 6th October 2010
6th October 2010

What's the special today? You don't want to know. Gimme the special! There's a gambler in the house!

Garfield on 7th October 2010
7th October 2010

Irma, there's something floating in my chicken soup. That's a chunk of chicken. With wings? chickens have wings.

Garfield on 8th October 2010
8th October 2010

Fred! Hey, buddy! Good to see you! So, Fred, whatcha got for me today, pal? I've named the refrigerator.

Garfield on 9th October 2010
9th October 2010

I gave Odie a balloon. Annnnnd... Yes, he still has it.

Garfield on 10th October 2010
10th October 2010

Garfield on 11th October 2010
11th October 2010

Okay, here's where you have to slay the dragon. Theis is the part where I always get killed. snick snick snick snick snick snick How did you DO that?! I crosstrain with the channel changer.

Garfield on 12th October 2010
12th October 2010

Your turn. bleep bloop You have uncovered the SWORD OF DESTRUCTION! You may now smite your enemies! You wouldn't. Where do you want it? Head? Belly? Pride?

Garfield on 13th October 2010
13th October 2010

I can't believe my CAT beat me at a video game. I mean, what does that say about me? Nothing we didn't already know. Smugness does not become you.

Garfield on 14th October 2010
14th October 2010

squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak Give me that toy! squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak

Garfield on 15th October 2010
15th October 2010

Uh, Jon? Why is Garfield nuzzling my hair? Well, my guess is you used a fruit-scented shampoo this morning. Peach, to be precise.

Garfield on 16th October 2010
16th October 2010

Always finish what you start. Sounds like good advice. And I don't just mean food. Now I'm confused.

Garfield on 17th October 2010
17th October 2010

EEYAAHHHHHHHH EEEK! And that concludes tonight's movie, "Monster Beneath My Bed". click Whew! Z hee hee hee

Garfield on 18th October 2010
18th October 2010

Want to go running, Garfield? What on earth for?! IS SOMEONE CHASING US?! Never mind. DOES HE HAVE A SPEAR?!

Garfield on 19th October 2010
19th October 2010

And so we bid farewell to an old friend... * FOR HE'S A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW... ** The meat loaf is retiring. Speech! Speech!

Garfield on 20th October 2010
20th October 2010

Hey, look, Odie! A chew toy! Can you explain this? Not without laughing.

Garfield on 21st October 2010
21st October 2010

One day Mr. Hot Dog was walking down the street... When suddenly... I hate puppet shows. One day Miss Cupcake was walking down the street...

Garfield on 22nd October 2010
22nd October 2010

Liz is coming over tonight. I want just the right romantic mood. Better tune up my banjo. Whoa, Jonny...back the truck up...

Garfield on 23rd October 2010
23rd October 2010

What you're doing is wrong! Wrong, I tell you! That's what I'm going to say if you ever do something. Sounds like a plan.

Garfield on 24th October 2010
24th October 2010

TAKE THIS, YOU LOUSE! whap Weird. That's what you get for mulching his scout troop.

Garfield on 25th October 2010
25th October 2010

And now back to Bachelor Horror Cinema, and "Return Of The Ex-Girlfriend". * ding-dong Don't answer it! Don't answer it! I WANT MY CHAFING DISH BACK!! YAAAHH! I miss the days of three channels.

Garfield on 26th October 2010
26th October 2010

Gentlemen, if my experiment succeeds, I will rid the world of 12-foot mutant rats forever! Fascinating, professor. What is it you propose to create! Sixty-foot owls! He's gonna need a biiiiig barn.

Garfield on 27th October 2010
27th October 2010

We're LOST in these woods, Manfred! Noe, now, Babs...calm yourself. There's no need to worry...see? We'll just ask that forest ranger in the hockey mask for directions! Worry, Babs.

Garfield on 28th October 2010
28th October 2010

What are you eating NOW? Garlic. You never told me you were part vampire.

Garfield on 29th October 2010
29th October 2010

I rented a scary movie to watch tonight...come on! All right! You know, I can see it just fine from here. How about you? Absolutely.

Garfield on 30th October 2010
30th October 2010

And now back to "Obsessive-Compulsive Chiller Theater". BUMP Oops. Sorry about your knick-knack shelf, there. YAAAHH The horror.

Garfield on 31st October 2010
31st October 2010

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