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Garfield on 1st November 2010
1st November 2010

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Garfield on 2nd November 2010
2nd November 2010

"Dogs are stinky". - And for an opposing viewpoint, here's Odie. - Just as soon as he's done rolling in whatever it is over there.

Garfield on 3rd November 2010
3rd November 2010

What'cha doing, Jon? I'm tryiong to read! - Any luck? Go away! - If you insist.

Garfield on 4th November 2010
4th November 2010

I carry a picture of Liz wherever I go. - How sweet. - Insane, but sweet.

Garfield on 5th November 2010
5th November 2010

The Cat Network presents... - "The World's Greatest Hairballs"! - What are you watching? Nothing I can't top.

Garfield on 6th November 2010
6th November 2010

BOOT - Uh...nope. - CRASH! Someday we'll achieve orbit.

Garfield on 7th November 2010
7th November 2010

- - WHACK! - - WHACK! - - It just wouldn't be autumn without our little traditions... WHACK WHACK WHACK WHACK

Garfield on 8th November 2010
8th November 2010

And now tonight's feature... - "Earth Versus The Spider" - Don't you guys have this on DVD?

Garfield on 9th November 2010
9th November 2010

Hey, cat, are you ugly for a reason, or were you born that way?! - SMACK! - You momma's so fat... Give it a rest, Larry.

Garfield on 10th November 2010
10th November 2010

SMACK! - Ha! Missed me! - Then how come you're all flat? Uh, Gravity is getting stronger?

Garfield on 11th November 2010
11th November 2010

If you squish me, I shall become famous! - They will hold an annual day of remembrance in my honor, you fat slob! - Does anyone here know WHY we celebrate "National Stupid Day"?

Garfield on 12th November 2010
12th November 2010

You squash me, and I'll tell my cousin, "Fang"! - GEEEEEEE, I'm scared. FANG! - hop hop Okay, maybe a touch scared.

Garfield on 13th November 2010
13th November 2010

It's spider-stomping time! It is? - STOMP! - My watch must be slow.

Garfield on 14th November 2010
14th November 2010

- - - - SCHLAP! - ICK! - Never jump into a pile of wet leaves. YAAAHH!

Garfield on 15th November 2010
15th November 2010

I'm not myself until my first cup of coffee. - SLUP - Better.

Garfield on 16th November 2010
16th November 2010

- Z - I am SO going to get blamed for this.

Garfield on 17th November 2010
17th November 2010

Someday I will be a tall tree. - Someday I will climb you. - Somebody just chop me down now!

Garfield on 18th November 2010
18th November 2010

Hello? - Do I own a cat? - No. Nobody "owns" a cat.

Garfield on 19th November 2010
19th November 2010

shuffle shuffle shuffle shuffle - shuffle shuffle shuffle - Could you be more annoying? Scratcha the backa?

Garfield on 20th November 2010
20th November 2010

I wonder if Odie is up to no good. - - Dogs are so hard to read.

Garfield on 21st November 2010
21st November 2010

ham...potato dumplings... - Fruit salad...winter squash...potato and ham soup...twice-baked potatos...potato pancakes... - Pecan pie...pumpkin pie...sweet potato pie... - HEY! THOSE ARE MY CAr KEYS! Come with me or take the bus, pal.

Garfield on 22nd November 2010
22nd November 2010

Kids, remember, crime does not pay! - - Although it can be pretty tasty.

Garfield on 23rd November 2010
23rd November 2010

What are you up to, Garfield? - Huh? Who, me? Nothing! - You could've let me know she was standing there.

Garfield on 24th November 2010
24th November 2010

Odie will now reveal the secret to a happy life. - - You may prefer to remain unhappy.

Garfield on 25th November 2010
25th November 2010

- - The cooking gods are angry with me again. And for your penance, thou shalt order pizza.

Garfield on 26th November 2010
26th November 2010

I'm going out with Liz. - And I'll be staying home with the ham. - What's that in the back seat, Jon? Tomorrow night's dinner.

Garfield on 27th November 2010
27th November 2010

Hey, this menu is in French! You're holding it upside down. - Oh, yeah! - Can I still order the beef stew? If you like.

Garfield on 28th November 2010
28th November 2010

No...what? - You did what? ...ALL of it?! - Wow, Liz...that's AMAZING! Good for you! - Okay...bye. - - AAARRRRGGHH! - She's finished her Christmas shopping already! You contain your glee well.

Garfield on 29th November 2010
29th November 2010

Boy, the mall was brutal today. - It was so packed, the food court ran out of food. - Just like the time you were there. I remember that day fondly.

Garfield on 30th November 2010
30th November 2010

Look, Mrs. Feeny is making a snowman! - No...it's just a giant snowball. - Wait...is that a catapult? I'll be in the bomb shelter.

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