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Garfield on 1st March 2010
1st March 2010

Hey, Garfield! Read the shirt, bozo. Do Not Disturb I'm fine, thanks for asking!

Garfield on 2nd March 2010
2nd March 2010

Here comes the future! Here it is! Gee, it was a lot like the past.

Garfield on 3rd March 2010
3rd March 2010

Oh, no! SLAP Coming Soon To This Site: Nature Am I the only one concerned about the plight of our nation's mini malls?

Garfield on 4th March 2010
4th March 2010

What? Tell me what I've done. Because I'd like to do it again!

Garfield on 5th March 2010
5th March 2010

This stealing food stuff has got to stop. Understood? Understood. Okay, give me a hug. That is one ugly photo I.D. Hey!

Garfield on 6th March 2010
6th March 2010

I'm making big plans for the future, Garfield! For starters, I'm hoping to get a pen with ink in it. Whoa, getting a little ambitious there, aren't we?

Garfield on 7th March 2010
7th March 2010

Garfield on 8th March 2010
8th March 2010

It's as if a dark curtain has been lifted from over my soul... My life has MEANING again! New batteries in the TV remote. Can I get a HALLELUJAH!!! click click click click click

Garfield on 9th March 2010
9th March 2010

We now return to "World's Worst-Dressed" Cool SUIT! Sigh.

Garfield on 10th March 2010
10th March 2010

Act now! click Fast enough for you, pal?

Garfield on 11th March 2010
11th March 2010

A spokesman for the company stated that, "it just vanished completely". Authorities admit that this just may have been "the perfect crime". There's an ice cream truck parked in the garage. You saw nothing.

Garfield on 12th March 2010
12th March 2010

Oh, Terrence, tell me that you love me! Terrence?...Terrence?... I'm WATCHING the GAME! oooooWEEEE THERE'S a novel new place to park the remote.

Garfield on 13th March 2010
13th March 2010

Cat Theater presents: "Romeo and Juliet" HACK! CRASH! Hark, what hairball through yonder window breaks? Man, that Shakespeare guy could really write!

Garfield on 14th March 2010
14th March 2010

So, Liz... Did you always want to be a vet? Oh, yeah... Ever since I was a little girl. I just love helping animals... Their love is so unconditional. I'll purr for a donut.

Garfield on 15th March 2010
15th March 2010

Garfield, you lack ambition... and personality... and self-control, and tact, and comparison, adn... We may be here for a while.

Garfield on 16th March 2010
16th March 2010

Every name means something, Garfield. I'm looking mine up. "Jon...he who gets beat up for his lunch money". Now that's just scary.

Garfield on 17th March 2010
17th March 2010

Then he started kicking me!

Garfield on 18th March 2010
18th March 2010

"Cat Owner's Survey...question one" "Does your cat clean himself?" Check. Where's the moisturizing, volumizing, detangling conditioner?

Garfield on 19th March 2010
19th March 2010

Bark. Is that it? Did I leave something out? No, no. I guess the magic is gone....

Garfield on 20th March 2010
20th March 2010

Is MY donut good, Garfield? Enjoying MY donut, are you? Look. An unguarded donut is MY donut.

Garfield on 21st March 2010
21st March 2010

Garfield on 22nd March 2010
22nd March 2010

Shouldn't you be barking at me? Name? Garfield. You're not on the list. Come on! I'm a VERY happening cat!

Garfield on 23rd March 2010
23rd March 2010

Oom bah bah oom bah bah Oom bah bah ree bop! I was expecting to be barked at. Can I, just once, try something a little different?! I prefer the classics.

Garfield on 24th March 2010
24th March 2010

BARK! BARK! HAR... Oh, my throat! Time for a nice cup of tea with a little honey. And don't forget the twist of lemon, you big sissy!

Garfield on 25th March 2010
25th March 2010

My brother does most of the barking around here. Oooh, I'm so afraid. BARK! BARK! By any chance, is one of you adopted?

Garfield on 26th March 2010
26th March 2010

You aren't so tough. Oh, what a terrible thing to say! Boo hoo hoo! Oookaaayy, you're tough.

Garfield on 27th March 2010
27th March 2010

Beware Of The Dog Or Not Z Okay Don't Like they needed a sign...

Garfield on 28th March 2010
28th March 2010

Hi there. Who's that? I am nature. I am the sky. I am the mountain. I am the ocean. Pretty impressive, huh? Uh-huh. If you can't be a cat.

Garfield on 29th March 2010
29th March 2010

I'm here to help. See how much less we're getting done as a team?

Garfield on 30th March 2010
30th March 2010

Something it seems like... I'm just going through the motions... BOOT! CRASH And then pick Odie lands on Jon's toothpick Eiffel tower and it all seems worthwile again!

Garfield on 31st March 2010
31st March 2010

I think the coffee's a little strong today. It doesn't need a cup.

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