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Garfield on 1st June 2010
1st June 2010

*** You are the worst songbird ever. Not my arrangements, man!

Garfield on 2nd June 2010
2nd June 2010

I like to plan big! And do you know why? So you can fail big? That's your smart remark expression.

Garfield on 3rd June 2010
3rd June 2010

R-R-R-R-R-R zzzzzz SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP zzzzzzzz That was exciting! My turn! zzzzzzzz

Garfield on 4th June 2010
4th June 2010

Ow. Trying to figure life out makes my head hurt. Try having NINE of them to figure out, pal.

Garfield on 5th June 2010
5th June 2010

Well? Jon, I believe your coffee has crossed that fine line from freshly brewed... To roofing tar.

Garfield on 6th June 2010
6th June 2010

Sigh... It's my birthday. And nobody remembered. Happy birthday! Did you get me a present? No. Are you throwing me a party? No. Still, it's nice to be remembered.

Garfield on 7th June 2010
7th June 2010

Echo Point Echo Point Well? Made you go first!

Garfield on 8th June 2010
8th June 2010

'night, Jon. Tomorrow's breakfast.

Garfield on 9th June 2010
9th June 2010

I think you should have a nickname, Garfield. Let's see, what could it be?... How about "Lord Of Lard"? I like it.

Garfield on 10th June 2010
10th June 2010

An empty cat food bowl. The world's saddest sight. And in second place, ladies and gentlemen...

Garfield on 11th June 2010
11th June 2010

What would it be like if cats ruled the world? "If"?!

Garfield on 12th June 2010
12th June 2010

Ol' Shecky was a fun fish. I'll sur emiss him. I guess it's true what they say... "Never eat the entertainment".

Garfield on 13th June 2010
13th June 2010

Garfield... What kind of birthday cake would you like this year, Garfield? Glad you asked. I've never seen a blueprint for a cake before. And this is the electrical schematic.

Garfield on 14th June 2010
14th June 2010

Birthdays are about more than just cake and ice cream, you know. Okay, so they're not. You crazy kidder, you.

Garfield on 15th June 2010
15th June 2010

I may be getting older, but at least I have nine lives. Well, eight anyway. Stupid fuzzy bologna.

Garfield on 16th June 2010
16th June 2010

I don't know why you're so upset about another birthday... Growing older is just a natural part of life! Just like ear hair and wheezing! You can go now.

Garfield on 17th June 2010
17th June 2010

What would you like for your birthday this year? A cake? Oh, a BIG cake.

Garfield on 18th June 2010
18th June 2010

Are you done licking the bowl? These things take time.

Garfield on 19th June 2010
19th June 2010

Make a wish! Like THAT ever works. DING-DONG Happy birthday, Garfield! I stand corrected.

Garfield on 20th June 2010
20th June 2010

This is going to be the best day ever! THUD! LEt's say second best. BZZZZT! Still top ten. BAP! I'm going back to bed. This is going to be the best day ever!

Garfield on 21st June 2010
21st June 2010

Garfield, if you ever got out of bed... The world would probably end. No need for panic, world.

Garfield on 22nd June 2010
22nd June 2010

zzzzzzz PLOP! zzzzzz They're learning.

Garfield on 23rd June 2010
23rd June 2010

I am king of the house! And I'm going to shred the drapes now. Your majesty.

Garfield on 24th June 2010
24th June 2010

I'm on the hunt. Cats are savy trackers. That french fry tells ma a hamburger is in the area.

Garfield on 25th June 2010
25th June 2010

* Good news. One of our neighbors now has a Koi pond. BURP Are you the guy with the cat?

Garfield on 26th June 2010
26th June 2010

Liz! Mmm! KISS KISS SMOOCH KISS KISS Mwah! That poor picture!

Garfield on 27th June 2010
27th June 2010

zzzzz SWISH zzzzzz swish swish swish swish zzzz scree SMACK! SPLOT! SWACK! I'm going to... Hold still!

Garfield on 28th June 2010
28th June 2010

Oh, no! We're out of kitty treats! Oh, wait... I spoke too soon! Somebody go shopping!

Garfield on 29th June 2010
29th June 2010

The buffet needs refreshing.

Garfield on 30th June 2010
30th June 2010

For Rent About the empty fishbowl... Do you have references?

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