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Garfield on 1st July 2010
1st July 2010

PRETTY PROUD OF YOURSELF, AREN'T YOU? foo

Garfield on 2nd July 2010
2nd July 2010

You can't hurt ME, pal...I'm a PUFFER fish! fffffff phhhhhhhhhhtttttttt

Garfield on 3rd July 2010
3rd July 2010

You can't change the past. True. That's why they invented lying.

Garfield on 4th July 2010
4th July 2010

Hey, Garfield! Check out this drawing I did of a pig! I think I really captured its porkness... scribble scribble scribble Pigs don't have wings! They will before you can outdraw me, pablo.

Garfield on 5th July 2010
5th July 2010

Advice What can I do to stop being such a loser? Hang on... Ask that question again. Miracles

Garfield on 6th July 2010
6th July 2010

BURP! BURP! We spend too much time together. You're preaching to the choir.

Garfield on 7th July 2010
7th July 2010

Frankly, I don't know how you can eat cat food. Like this. Let me know if you need the mystery of the roast beef sandwich cleared up.

Garfield on 8th July 2010
8th July 2010

Camping IS fun.

Garfield on 9th July 2010
9th July 2010

Oh, Garfield... There's a cat treat in my purse for you. What? I can't hear you.

Garfield on 10th July 2010
10th July 2010

I would appreciate it if you treated Liz like a member of the family. Okay... But I thought you wanted me to be nice to her.

Garfield on 11th July 2010
11th July 2010

Garfield on 12th July 2010
12th July 2010

Ha! Ha! Ha! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! Sorry I'm late. I was busy laughing at the "Beware Of Dog" sign. rrrr

Garfield on 13th July 2010
13th July 2010

There's something I should be doing, but I can't think of it. Bark at me? Not now! Can't you seen I'm trying to remember something? Ho boy.

Garfield on 14th July 2010
14th July 2010

I'd like to warm up with a few growls before I get to the barking. Ahem. Grr! Grr! Grr! Shouldn't you have done this before I got here?

Garfield on 15th July 2010
15th July 2010

BARK! Man, that was loid! Where's that volume knob? You're miked!

Garfield on 16th July 2010
16th July 2010

BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! DING Ooh, goody! My blueberry muffins are ready! They don't make VICIOUS like they used to.

Garfield on 17th July 2010
17th July 2010

MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! There, how do YOU like it? Don't give up the day job.

Garfield on 18th July 2010
18th July 2010

Garfield on 19th July 2010
19th July 2010

Sometimes it seems like there isn't enough time in the day to not do all the things that need not doing.

Garfield on 20th July 2010
20th July 2010

This is certainly a pleasant... ...day.

Garfield on 21st July 2010
21st July 2010

dingle dingle dingle That sounds like the bell from the "Happy Ice Cream" truck! But where is the "Happy Ice Cream" man? Reinflating his happy tires.

Garfield on 22nd July 2010
22nd July 2010

I'm not going to bark at you. What? Sob! You don't hate me anymore! I hate you. Oh, you're just saying that!

Garfield on 23rd July 2010
23rd July 2010

When I'm in a mood to have fun, anything can happen! Except fun.

Garfield on 24th July 2010
24th July 2010

claw claw claw GARFIELD! It's summer, you should thank me.

Garfield on 25th July 2010
25th July 2010

Okay, Liz... How about this? No WAY are you going out in public wearing that. I want a second opinion! Fine. BWA HA HA HA HA HA You guys are in cahoots! Just put it in the "ick" pile. I'll call the hazmat disposal squad.

Garfield on 26th July 2010
26th July 2010

Where should we put our stuff? Anywhere is fine. How about there, close to the wa waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa They call him "Jonny Suave"

Garfield on 27th July 2010
27th July 2010

Excuse me, is that your girlfriend? Yes. KICK Hi, I'm Rolf. HI, I'm get lost. And I'm with Mr. Sand Face, there.

Garfield on 28th July 2010
28th July 2010

The NERVE of that big guy...kicking sand in your face! I should have punched him out! WAH-HAHAHA! ...I mean, yeah!

Garfield on 29th July 2010
29th July 2010

C'mon, Jon, stop moping about that bully. I should have defended your honor! Jon...I don't want a big, strong man... I want YOU. Really? They deserve each other.

Garfield on 30th July 2010
30th July 2010

Your call is important to us. Please stay on the line, and...

Garfield on 31st July 2010
31st July 2010

Let's see...next on my "To-do" list... NOOGA! NOOGA! NOOGA! Okay, that's done. I hate that list.

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