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Garfield on 1st December 2010
1st December 2010

Sant knows when you've been bad. - - Maybe I could cop a plea bargain.

Garfield on 2nd December 2010
2nd December 2010

Garfield, don't you think you're overdoing the "good boy" routine for Santa? - ...Garfield? - Your slippers, sir? You're freaking me out.

Garfield on 3rd December 2010
3rd December 2010

I got a Christmas card, Garfield. - I bet it's from my mother. How do you know that? - It's addressed to "Sissy Boy". Maybe it's from your health club.

Garfield on 4th December 2010
4th December 2010

- Ow. - Impressive. I think I strained my spinner.

Garfield on 5th December 2010
5th December 2010

A little to the right... - A little to the left... - A little more to the left... - Okay, now a bit to the right... - And jussssst a touch back to the left...little more... - Annnnt...THERE! Stop! - Perfect! Help. See you in january.

Garfield on 6th December 2010
6th December 2010

Don't eat those Christmas cookies! - They're for company. - Should I go out and knock first?

Garfield on 7th December 2010
7th December 2010

You ate all the Christmas cookies! So did I! - So, what are you going to do about it? - I'm telling Santa. WAIT! I'M SORRY! I'LL MAKE SOME MORE! I'LL LEARN TO BAKE!

Garfield on 8th December 2010
8th December 2010

You'd better shape up, buddy boy... Yeah, yeah... - Or I'm calling Santa! No, you won't. - I cut the phone lines.

Garfield on 9th December 2010
9th December 2010

Rudolph, won't you guide my sleigh tonight? - Get with it, chubs. Use this. - Cool! A GPS! I feel old.

Garfield on 10th December 2010
10th December 2010

Merry Christmas, Jon! - I'm giving you the "Box of Mystery"! - It's empty. And now you've ruined it!

Garfield on 11th December 2010
11th December 2010

- - I look good in red.

Garfield on 12th December 2010
12th December 2010

the line, and your call will be answered in the order it was received. - FAH-LAH-LA-LA-LAAAH-LA-L With any luck, he'll be on hold till january.

Garfield on 13th December 2010
13th December 2010

...every Christmas, dad would go out and chop down a tree for us... Not again. - Then one year the bark beetles comae. Make it stop. - Tinsel on an elk rack just ain't the same. MAybe I should hit him with a yule log.

Garfield on 14th December 2010
14th December 2010

Have you been working on your Christmas list? Done, and done. - I already e-mailed it to Santa. - He got through the firewall again, sir. Man, that cat can hack.

Garfield on 15th December 2010
15th December 2010

HO! HO! H- - THONK! - "The cristmas they left the flue shut" will return. Little help here! I think they're running out of plots.

Garfield on 16th December 2010
16th December 2010

What would you like for Christmas, Liz? Oh, I don't know... - Surprise me! - I'm doomed. No surprise THERE.

Garfield on 17th December 2010
17th December 2010

Maybe a dress for Liz...but I don't know her size. Think I should ask her? - - Oh, look. Walnut cheese balls. Smart boy.

Garfield on 18th December 2010
18th December 2010

- SMOOCH - Gotcha.

Garfield on 19th December 2010
19th December 2010


Garfield on 20th December 2010
20th December 2010

Think Liz would like a fish finder for Christmas? - - Well, excuse me for not thinking like a girl! Funny...you run like one.

Garfield on 21st December 2010
21st December 2010

I STILL don't know what to get Liz. - I think I'll consult with an expert... - ...And she's about this tall. SECURITY!

Garfield on 22nd December 2010
22nd December 2010

Liz, I'm really stuck on your Christmas present. - You've got to give me a hint! I like pink. - Does that help? She likes pink.That narrows it to the grapefruit family...

Garfield on 23rd December 2010
23rd December 2010

Maybe Liz would like some perfume. - "Eau de Wowie-Wow-Wow" - Sounds potent. "May cause excessive drooling in men."

Garfield on 24th December 2010
24th December 2010

"Mucho macho musk ox mist for men". - "Guaranteed to drive women insane". spritz spritz - Kiss me, or I'll punch your lights out! By golly it works!

Garfield on 25th December 2010
25th December 2010

Merry Christmas, Liz. Oh, Jon! A music box! - It plays the "Be My Lederhosen Baby" polka! Uh...wow. - See? The little ballerina has an accordion! I have a friend who can bury that for you.

Garfield on 26th December 2010
26th December 2010

Sigh - The day after Christmas is always so quiet and peaceful... - And the excitement has died down... - All the presents have been unwrapped... - All the carols have been sung... - All the cookies have been scarfed... - WAAAAAAAHHHH

Garfield on 27th December 2010
27th December 2010

So what does an elf like you do with the rest of your year? - I spend it working on my game. And that would be? - Miniature golf. Bah-da bum.

Garfield on 28th December 2010
28th December 2010

Liz is gonna LOVE my new sweater! - tug tug pull pull - How do I look? Electrifying.

Garfield on 29th December 2010
29th December 2010

- New hats! - Saaame weirdo.

Garfield on 30th December 2010
30th December 2010

Just look at me. What do I have to show for myself? - - Me!

Garfield on 31st December 2010
31st December 2010

Look, Garfield! Mr. Barrow has his gorilla suit on! - Now he's climbing up the side of his house. - Here comes the banana dance. I'll watch just this once.

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