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Garfield on 1st September 2009
1st September 2009

Take a look at this, Jon! This is a pice of blank paper. Then may I assume you can also see that my dish is empty?

Garfield on 2nd September 2009
2nd September 2009

I cut my finger on your cat food can today. I hope you appreciate what I go through for you. I hope you didn't bleed on my food.

Garfield on 3rd September 2009
3rd September 2009

YAAAAAAH! Hey, the leftove rcanary in the refrigerator is mine, pal!

Garfield on 4th September 2009
4th September 2009

I know, Odie... I have dog treats on my breath.

Garfield on 5th September 2009
5th September 2009

Sig. SMACK! How would you like it if I did that to you?! As long as you're not sighing.

Garfield on 6th September 2009
6th September 2009

Chez Gorge buzz buzz GAAAHH! buzz buzz Something's in my shirt! buzz buzz buzz GET IT OFF ME!!! GET IT OFF ME!!! buzz buzz buzz The pager went off. buzz buzz Um...table for two? And a bag for my head.

Garfield on 7th September 2009
7th September 2009

Your lobster, Sir. There's ANOTHER restaurant I can't go back to. "Crazed diner beats entree with pepper mill."

Garfield on 8th September 2009
8th September 2009

Liz and I would like to be alone, Garfield. I understand completely. I'd be embarrassed to be seen with him too, lady.

Garfield on 9th September 2009
9th September 2009

You know, as a vet I can tell you that cats shouldn't really drink coffee. You're funny.

Garfield on 10th September 2009
10th September 2009

I't nice to have a man around the house. There's a man around the house? I mean YOU, Jon. I knew that! This whole "man" thing is new to Jon.

Garfield on 11th September 2009
11th September 2009

Liz always wants to do GIRL things. Today we went to a CRAFTS FAIR... And I... *sob!* ENJOYED it! There, there...let's go lie on the couch and scratch ourselves.

Garfield on 12th September 2009
12th September 2009

I'm writing a love note to Liz. And we need a dozen cans of tuna. Not everything is a shopping list, Garfield. Tell me you're kidding.

Garfield on 13th September 2009
13th September 2009

Garfield on 14th September 2009
14th September 2009

Z BARK! Z

Garfield on 15th September 2009
15th September 2009

Your burger's not done yet. What's taking so long?!

Garfield on 16th September 2009
16th September 2009

I'll bet I'm more bored than you are. That's impossible. You're not sitting here with YOU.

Garfield on 17th September 2009
17th September 2009

Lap Dogs Needs Good Home. Now THERE's a lap I'd like to see.

Garfield on 18th September 2009
18th September 2009

Garfield, can you help me? The zipper on my muscle suit is stuck. I HOPE THAT HURT! hee hee hee hee hee

Garfield on 19th September 2009
19th September 2009

Somebody pushed Little Timmy down the old well! Uh... There isn't a security camera there, is there?

Garfield on 20th September 2009
20th September 2009

SPLOT My bad.

Garfield on 21st September 2009
21st September 2009

bzzzzzzzzzzzzz SMACK You gonna eat that?

Garfield on 22nd September 2009
22nd September 2009

Summer's over.

Garfield on 23rd September 2009
23rd September 2009

Woo-ee, Vern! Lookee at that cat! Great goshamighty, Gomer! He's a BIG 'un! Take my pitchur with it, Gomer! Smile an' say "Pork Rinds"! One more, Vern...he moved.

Garfield on 24th September 2009
24th September 2009

phhhhhhhhht Didn't buy it, huh? My purr needs work.

Garfield on 25th September 2009
25th September 2009

Busy day? Yeah, but it was a good busy.

Garfield on 26th September 2009
26th September 2009

Yessiree, I am in a GOOD mood... And not even YOU can spoil my day, you fat slob! ...Larry went with a smile on his lips and the comics section on his face.

Garfield on 27th September 2009
27th September 2009

I'll make a deal with you. You don't splash me, and I won't splash xou. Agreed. -

Garfield on 28th September 2009
28th September 2009

Odie, would you please not stand so close to me? -

Garfield on 29th September 2009
29th September 2009

WHIRRRRRRRRRR Never floss near a blender. You missed a spot...

Garfield on 30th September 2009
30th September 2009

I'll bet there are fish in this lake. You got THAT right, fat boy? You're all wet. It was worth it.

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