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Garfield on 1st October 2009
1st October 2009

B-bl B-bl B-bl B-bl B-bl B-bl! B-bl B-bl B-bl B-bl B-bl B-bl! You are watching the Flipping-Your-Lip network. Is it possible there are too many channels?

Garfield on 2nd October 2009
2nd October 2009

Guess what I bought at the hardware store... A DRYWALL PATCH! Now I just need a hole! How about the gaping one in your head?

Garfield on 3rd October 2009
3rd October 2009

I'm bored. But not too bored. What are you doing? Striving for perfection.

Garfield on 4th October 2009
4th October 2009

Garfield's toy mouse. I love how the little eyes pop out. squeek squeek squeek squeek Hi, Garfield. squeek squeek squeek Hi. squee My little brave man. Whoa...toys have it rough!

Garfield on 5th October 2009
5th October 2009

What a day it's been! I'm theorizing here.

Garfield on 6th October 2009
6th October 2009

I'll split that with you. WAH-HA! HA! HA! HA! Oh, come on...THAT was funny.

Garfield on 7th October 2009
7th October 2009

BURP! You have a lot of bad habits. true... But, you know, I still feel like I could have more.

Garfield on 8th October 2009
8th October 2009

Beware Of Cruel Dog Cruel? Guess Your Weight And Age

Garfield on 9th October 2009
9th October 2009

Stop slobbering or learn to swim.

Garfield on 10th October 2009
10th October 2009

Colonel, look! An UFO has landed on the parade ground! Egad, corporal, this is historic! Man meets aliens! What a moment! What are they doing now? Emptying their septic tank, sir. "Saucer trash"

Garfield on 11th October 2009
11th October 2009

Sigh... I miss high school. Did I ever tell you I was on the pep squad? Our team was "The Fighting Cows." I led cheers all the games. I bet my old uniform still fits! Jon? Are you home? GIMME A "C"!! Always phone first.

Garfield on 12th October 2009
12th October 2009

Look, Liz forgot her purse. Touch it. Are you kidding? It might go off!

Garfield on 13th October 2009
13th October 2009

I called Liz. She said she'd pick up her purse in the morning. Looks like it's spending the night here. Don't we have a lead-lined box or something?

Garfield on 14th October 2009
14th October 2009

Liz's purse smells like her. I wonder what my wallet smells like. A sweaty black pocket. And scientific curiosity is sated once again, ladies and gentlemen!

Garfield on 15th October 2009
15th October 2009

Having a purse in the house completely disrupts the swinging bachelor vibe around here. What? Say that again for my webcam, and I'll make you famous.

Garfield on 16th October 2009
16th October 2009

DING DONG That'll be Liz to pick up her purse. Thanks, Jon...I've gotta run to work. kiss* FEEL FREE TO LEAVE IT MORE OFTEN! Close, the door, you're letting the mush in!

Garfield on 17th October 2009
17th October 2009

I remember my aunt Orleen carried a REALLY big purse around all the time. Her right biceps was as big as her thigh. She was a sight in a strapless evening gown. And thank you in advance for my new nightmare.

Garfield on 18th October 2009
18th October 2009

BARK BARK BARK BARK RRRRRR RRRRRRR -

Garfield on 19th October 2009
19th October 2009

I must claw something! Whew! I feel much better. Have you seen my new curtains? Define "new".

Garfield on 20th October 2009
20th October 2009

I must admit there's one thing about Odie... He makes me fell fun to be around.

Garfield on 21st October 2009
21st October 2009

Nobody would dare to push you around, Garfield. You got that right, pal. They might pull a muscle. Hey!

Garfield on 22nd October 2009
22nd October 2009

I can't go out tonight, Liz...I have a terrible cold. Don't worry, though. Garfield's taking good care of me... As in NOT! Can't you breathe in the other direction?

Garfield on 23rd October 2009
23rd October 2009

Today I volunteered to help clean up the city park! It felt so good to be giving BACK to the community! And he got to swing on the swings. And I got to swing on the swings!

Garfield on 24th October 2009
24th October 2009

I'm surprised you haven't caught my cold yet. Are you listening to me? Pardon?

Garfield on 25th October 2009
25th October 2009

Garfield on 26th October 2009
26th October 2009

Now, nobody panic! We're all safe in here! There's no way a big, stupid, bloodthirsty monster like that can figure out a locked door! DING-DONG I'll get it! I wonder who that could be?

Garfield on 27th October 2009
27th October 2009

Men, I think the creature is hiding up in that ventilator shaft. Somebody's got to crawl up there and check it out... You! Private What's-Your-Name! Private Monster Chow.

Garfield on 28th October 2009
28th October 2009

Did you bring me a brain, Igor? An *evil* brain? Yes, master... It's from an INSURANCE SALESMAN! Okay, Igor, now you're scaring ME. SOMEone's bucking for "Employee Of The Month".

Garfield on 29th October 2009
29th October 2009

Dolores, in case that monster tries to eat us... Yes, Dirk? Well...I just wanted to say... Yes, my darling?... I'VE ALWAYS FOUND YOU VERY TASTY!! I think they can cancel the caterer.

Garfield on 30th October 2009
30th October 2009

We now return to "Dracula Meets The Chicago Bears". LOOK AT ZA SIZE OF ZOSE NECKS! IT'S A MOTHER LODE!! You rarely hear a vampire squeal like a schoolgirl.

Garfield on 31st October 2009
31st October 2009

I just spent a WEEK watching bad horror movies. Seven whole days, utterly, totally, completely wasted. What's with the triumphant pose? If I told you,I'd just be bragging.

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