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Garfield on 1st May 2009
1st May 2009

I'm busy. Oh, me too! Busy, busy, busy, busy, busy, busy! Busy saying the word "busy".

Garfield on 2nd May 2009
2nd May 2009

There's nothing like a nice, brisk walk... You're SO right... For some of us. FASTER! FASTER!

Garfield on 3rd May 2009
3rd May 2009

Okay, Garfield! Hee hee hee hee hee hee We always read the funnies together.

Garfield on 4th May 2009
4th May 2009

Among spiders, I'm considered quite handsome SMACK! Well, I WAAAAS!!!

Garfield on 5th May 2009
5th May 2009

Hi! SCHWACK I am taking you OFF my buddy list!

Garfield on 6th May 2009
6th May 2009

Yeah, I'm on my cell...over in the kitchen beside the stupid cat. SMACK Leon?...Leon?... You sound like you're breaking up...

Garfield on 7th May 2009
7th May 2009

Ahem... I've been appointed by the other spiders to appeal to your sense of humanity. Can't we all just get along? Well? Bite him on the eyelids!

Garfield on 8th May 2009
8th May 2009

Cootchie.coo! SMACK! Can I get you (hee hee) an Aspirin? Oh, shut up.

Garfield on 9th May 2009
9th May 2009

The cat is out. Please swat yourself. SMACK Service just isn't what it used to be.

Garfield on 10th May 2009
10th May 2009

BU uurrrrrrp

Garfield on 11th May 2009
11th May 2009

When stalking prey... It's important to blend you into your background. Anybody home? NOK NOK

Garfield on 12th May 2009
12th May 2009

Cats can even entertain themselves with an empty grocery bag. munch munch munch It isn't empty, is it? munch munch It will be!

Garfield on 13th May 2009
13th May 2009

I wonder if I may be serious for a moment. Woo! Hoo! Woo woo!! Apparently not.

Garfield on 14th May 2009
14th May 2009

I need motivation. Get up and do something, you lazy bum! Yep! That was life-transforming.

Garfield on 15th May 2009
15th May 2009

YAAAAAAH!! What a horrible nightmare! It's good to be awake. Look. They've made donuts illegal.

Garfield on 16th May 2009
16th May 2009

Don't try to challenge my authority, Garfield. No, sir, I won't. You can't challenge what you ignore.

Garfield on 17th May 2009
17th May 2009

Oh, boy! It's that time of year again! Let's see...where shall I begin? I know!... Jon's closet! DING DONG Shedding season already?

Garfield on 18th May 2009
18th May 2009

What a great day! AH, NATURE! I swallowed a bee! Nature has a sense of humor.

Garfield on 19th May 2009
19th May 2009

Today could use a dimmer switch.

Garfield on 20th May 2009
20th May 2009

What a beautiful day for a picnic! Unless you're those people! HEY! BRING THAT BACK!

Garfield on 21st May 2009
21st May 2009

Hey, cat! Hey, rock! What'cha doin'? Nothing much. What are you doing? Waiting for the next glacier. Oh, to be a rock.

Garfield on 22nd May 2009
22nd May 2009

I feel at one with nature. Me, too. Squirrelburger?

Garfield on 23rd May 2009
23rd May 2009

Hmm, a walnut tree. BONK! Isn't nature great? If you like concussions!

Garfield on 24th May 2009
24th May 2009

Garfield on 25th May 2009
25th May 2009

A sombrero! Take me to your Chimichangas.

Garfield on 26th May 2009
26th May 2009

I like this sombrero. It's comfortable... And functional. JUST a minute...

Garfield on 27th May 2009
27th May 2009

Uh-oh. PLOP Z Siesta attack.

Garfield on 28th May 2009
28th May 2009

Tortilla chips, huh? Yep. MUNCH MUNCH Not bad. MUNCH MUNCH You really should have salsa with these. It's in the brim. Dip away.

Garfield on 29th May 2009
29th May 2009

OH, no... I do NOT want to play "Pinata"! No hablo ingles, Senor.

Garfield on 30th May 2009
30th May 2009

Hola, amigo! Hola. Care to explain yourself?! Let's just say he makes a cheese quesadilla to die for.

Garfield on 31st May 2009
31st May 2009

Oh, look... Mrs. Feeny's picture is in the paper. Her daisy garden won "Yard Of The Month" MWAHAHAHA -

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