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Garfield on 1st March 2009
1st March 2009

- - - - - Make up your mind, Already! -

Garfield on 2nd March 2009
2nd March 2009

Cats love to explore. - - Has the house always had a backyard?

Garfield on 3rd March 2009
3rd March 2009

I wonder what Jon is doing. - Is this lint or dust? - WHY do I wonder?!

Garfield on 4th March 2009
4th March 2009

This is a quasi-pleasant day. - Almost not bad. - Almost not bad at all... It's nice to see Jon get a handle on that rampant optimism of his.

Garfield on 5th March 2009
5th March 2009

What are you so happy about? - You've done something awful to me, haven't you? - YAAAAAH! Just playing with your paranoia.

Garfield on 6th March 2009
6th March 2009

I don't feel so good. - How's your diet? - Are you eating enough canaries?

Garfield on 7th March 2009
7th March 2009

Quiet day. - Garfield! Let me in! KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK! - Darn. It's back.

Garfield on 8th March 2009
8th March 2009

- Come to poppa... - - - DING DONG - EEEEEEEEEK!! - Snickerdoodle?

Garfield on 9th March 2009
9th March 2009

At least *IVE* had a busy day. - And you think I haven't? - It's been nonstop nothing all day long, Pal!

Garfield on 10th March 2009
10th March 2009

- Now *that's* lazy - Z

Garfield on 11th March 2009
11th March 2009

- - Never jump rope under a ceiling fan. Consider it on my not-to-do list.

Garfield on 12th March 2009
12th March 2009

Why the sad face, mister? - You've got it all! Good looks, personality... - BURP ...tuna breath.

Garfield on 13th March 2009
13th March 2009

Arbuckle Residence, how may I direct your call? ...please hold... - - Jon, here. He makes the coffee, too.

Garfield on 14th March 2009
14th March 2009

- I know, I know... - Those bakery surveillance cameras add ten pounds.

Garfield on 15th March 2009
15th March 2009

it all *purple*! - And his dad thought that art degree was just a big waste of money.

Garfield on 16th March 2009
16th March 2009

There was something I was planning to do today. - Oh, yeah. - This is it.

Garfield on 17th March 2009
17th March 2009

Every day you seem to get a little lazier. - You got that right. - That's how I maintain my number one ranking, baby!

Garfield on 18th March 2009
18th March 2009

Look for that tree! Slow down! - I think I'm going to be sick! - I haven't started the car yet. I'm warming up.

Garfield on 19th March 2009
19th March 2009

You cannot put lasagna between two slices of pizza! - Because it's...uh... - Saaay... Welcome to my world.

Garfield on 20th March 2009
20th March 2009

It isn't winter. - - It isn't summer, either. I need a bigger wardrobe.

Garfield on 21st March 2009
21st March 2009

Garfield - Garfield - I have a feeling you're trying to tell me something. You are a genius.

Garfield on 22nd March 2009
22nd March 2009

gooeyness of cheese, and chewiness of crust. - "Black olive count"? That's a BIG! - *That* was a funny look. Girls are so weird.

Garfield on 23rd March 2009
23rd March 2009

If I were the last mouse on earth, would you eat me? - Not a chance... - I'd force you to cook for me.

Garfield on 24th March 2009
24th March 2009

The mice around here are getting pretty brazen. Nonsense. - You're just imagining it. - Are you hogging all the hot water again? GARFIELD!

Garfield on 25th March 2009
25th March 2009

I thought chasing mice was what cats *did*... - But I guess I was mistaken! - And it takes a big man to admit he's wrong! pat pat Nooooot heeelping...

Garfield on 26th March 2009
26th March 2009

I've switched to low-fat cheese. - - Just one more reason not to chase him.

Garfield on 27th March 2009
27th March 2009

Hey! Quite down in there! - Sorry. - I knew this slumber party was a bad idea.

Garfield on 28th March 2009
28th March 2009

- Next Mouse- Hold Please - Sigh.

Garfield on 29th March 2009
29th March 2009

ringtone to the sound of a victorian funeral dirge! - - That actually might sound sort of cool. If it ever RANG!

Garfield on 30th March 2009
30th March 2009

Nobody's perfect. - Hey, Garfield. - Ah! A visual aid!

Garfield on 31st March 2009
31st March 2009

There's our homecoming king and queen. - And that's me... - I was voted homecoming court jester. Snazzy green tights.

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