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Garfield on 1st June 2009
1st June 2009

Some of these flavored coffees are pretty good. - SLUP Mmm. - Canary.

Garfield on 2nd June 2009
2nd June 2009

- BOOP Hey! - BOOP BEEP BOOP This thing plays little notes! - BOOP BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP BOOP BEEP BOOP I can play a song! - Garfield, what are you doing? - - "!$"$"$$%...

Garfield on 3rd June 2009
3rd June 2009

Are you packed for the fishing trip, Garfield? Yup - Got everything. - Cornmeal, butter, eggs, tartar sauce, buns, deep fryer and 200 miles of extension cord!

Garfield on 4th June 2009
4th June 2009

Okay, Garfield. We're going to back the boat into the water. - Let me know when to stop. G'wan back. - That's good.

Garfield on 5th June 2009
5th June 2009

Let's see...which lure should I...ah...AH... - CHOO - YAAHH! How about the one in your left nostril?

Garfield on 6th June 2009
6th June 2009

Watch the distance of this cast, Garfield! It's gonna be a new world's record! - FLING - Hark, did I hear a trout chuckle?

Garfield on 7th June 2009
7th June 2009

nnngggghhhhhhhh... aaeeeeerrrrrrggghhh... - YAHOO! COME TO PAPA! - GET THE NET, GARFIELD! GET THE NET! For the fish, or fo you?

Garfield on 8th June 2009
8th June 2009

THAT is an ugly lure! - GOT ONE! -THAT is an ugly fish! Ugly in, ugly out.

Garfield on 9th June 2009
9th June 2009

makes a guy just wanna sing! - Fishing is my life... Fishing is my life...

Garfield on 10th June 2009
10th June 2009

CLONK! - I'm attracting a more sophisticated audience. - That was an italian shoe.

Garfield on 11th June 2009
11th June 2009

RING RING - RING RING BARK! BARK! BARK! - Did you make tat phone stop ringing?

Garfield on 12th June 2009
12th June 2009

- Pet Store - I'd like a hamster, a canary, and a large Cola, please.

Garfield on 13th June 2009
13th June 2009

Garfield, I'm thinking about taking you to a pet psychic. - I want to understand what you're thinking. - "Feeeeeed me..."

Garfield on 14th June 2009
14th June 2009

- Hey, birthday boy! Wha?... - We're the things you have to look forward to! - Yea! I'm a grey hair! And's I'm a wrinkle! - And don't forget me! What are you? - I'm a liver spot! But I can't SEE you. - Hi, guys! Sorry I'm late!

Garfield on 15th June 2009
15th June 2009

They say as you grow older, your ears and your nose continue to grow. - - Let's not grow old. Deal.

Garfield on 16th June 2009
16th June 2009

Think young...BE young! - boing boing boing - Does it hurt much? - Don't ever let me do that again.

Garfield on 17th June 2009
17th June 2009

I promise, no age jokes this year. - - I SAID, I PROMISE, NO AGE JOKES THIS YEAR!!!

Garfield on 18th June 2009
18th June 2009

I invited Liz over for your birthday. - One...two...three...four... - You're counting cake slices, aren't you? Better take two.

Garfield on 19th June 2009
19th June 2009

Happy birthday, Garfield! What's this? - It's a lasagna-shaped cake! Liz made it. - Come away with me.

Garfield on 20th June 2009
20th June 2009

So, what's it like to be old and feeble? - Better than being young and edible. - But your wit is as keen as ever! Kiss-up.

Garfield on 21st June 2009
21st June 2009

What a perfect night...

Garfield on 22nd June 2009
22nd June 2009

You look down, Garfield. - Are you bored, upset or sleepy? - I only get to choose one?

Garfield on 23rd June 2009
23rd June 2009

Almost everything is your fault! - That's not true. - EVERYTHING is my fault!

Garfield on 24th June 2009
24th June 2009

- Here's a good spot to bury your bone, Odie! - DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG I love my job.

Garfield on 25th June 2009
25th June 2009

Wow! - What a beautiful view! - I can see a cat food factory from here!

Garfield on 26th June 2009
26th June 2009

Jon! You shouldn't leave these things out! - I might eat one! - Fear not, my dear. I'LL protect you.

Garfield on 27th June 2009
27th June 2009

...and that's why I...hey! - You're not Jon! You're a potted plant! - You should wear a name tag or something!

Garfield on 28th June 2009
28th June 2009

XAN's Cafe Caffeine - SIP GULP - Woo! Ahhhhhh - WOW, they make strong coffee here. Just how I like it. - SIP CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG - - I think I'll go home and read the encyclopedias. And I'll mow the lawn with my teeth.

Garfield on 29th June 2009
29th June 2009

The washing machine's broken... - So I did my laundry in the dishwasher. - Now my underwear smells lemony fresh. And the dishes? Well, that's another story.

Garfield on 30th June 2009
30th June 2009

Well, the kitchen's floor's mopped! - - Did you know the linoleum had a pattern? And when was the last time you saw Paisley?

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