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Garfield on 1st July 2009
1st July 2009

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Check out the carpet! Fresh vacuum cleaner tracks. I am the MAN!

Garfield on 2nd July 2009
2nd July 2009

foof I think it's time to dust. Is it july again already?

Garfield on 3rd July 2009
3rd July 2009

Dusting isn't so hard! VOOOOOOOO Not with a leaf blower, it isn't. Hey, I found the couch!

Garfield on 4th July 2009
4th July 2009

VOOOOOOOOOO Hmm... THOOP The leaf blower *sucks*, too! Oh, for a world where pets could pick their owners.

Garfield on 5th July 2009
5th July 2009

Garfield on 6th July 2009
6th July 2009

I love mondays! WHOOMP So much for reverse psychology.

Garfield on 7th July 2009
7th July 2009

What time is it? How should I know? I'm not wearing a watch! HA! HA! HA! It was worth it.

Garfield on 8th July 2009
8th July 2009

If wearing shades is cool... I figure wearing *three* pairs of shades must be *three* times as cool! About ten more pairs and you'll be in the neighborhood, pal!

Garfield on 9th July 2009
9th July 2009

...and that's how I spent my day. I'm surprised you sat and listened to me this long. What?! You mean this *isn't* a nightmare?!

Garfield on 10th July 2009
10th July 2009

Odie seems to enjoy chasing his tail. Well? Not gonna happen.

Garfield on 11th July 2009
11th July 2009

Don't claw me. Or bit me. Or anything else on the two-hundred-page list. I'm going to smack him with the list.

Garfield on 12th July 2009
12th July 2009

Garfield on 13th July 2009
13th July 2009

When I was ten, Thought girls were weird. Bit now that I'm older... I KNOW they're weird. With maturity comes great wisdom, my son.

Garfield on 14th July 2009
14th July 2009

Liz is coming over tonighjt. Guess I oughta power wash the living room. I love it when he gets domestic.

Garfield on 15th July 2009
15th July 2009

Liz and I rented a movie. Want to watch it with us? There will be popcorn. I'll warm up the couch.

Garfield on 16th July 2009
16th July 2009

Guess what? What? I have a surprise for Liz. And I've hidden it where you can never find it. In which case I have a surprise (burp) for *you*.

Garfield on 17th July 2009
17th July 2009

Here, Liz. That's what's left of your flower after Garfield got through with it. Uh thank you. And here's a picture of your candy.

Garfield on 18th July 2009
18th July 2009

Wow...what a kiss! Wow...it really was. Wow. Here comes a big ol' hairball.

Garfield on 19th July 2009
19th July 2009

Garfield on 20th July 2009
20th July 2009

The yard doesn't look so good. Now that you mention it... Out blade of grass could do with a trim.

Garfield on 21st July 2009
21st July 2009

They say playing with your pet can be a real bonding experience. Funny, but I'm not feeling the love. Come a little closer. I'LL give you love.

Garfield on 22nd July 2009
22nd July 2009

I have no clean clothes to wear. I gues I'll just have to break down and do the laundry. Although I could make a poncho out of the shower curtain. We're BACHELORS, baby.

Garfield on 23rd July 2009
23rd July 2009

Giant man-eating shark off the port bow!! Where? I don't see anyth CHOMP Whoops...starboard. My bad. burrrrp I can never get those right either.

Garfield on 24th July 2009
24th July 2009

This house isn't going to clean itself. That would be pretty cool, though. Let's wait a few more months, just in case.

Garfield on 25th July 2009
25th July 2009

This tag clearly identifies you as my pet. Cool! I'm going to annoy big, mean guys!

Garfield on 26th July 2009
26th July 2009

It's time for reading glasses.

Garfield on 27th July 2009
27th July 2009

My birthday is coming up, you know. Please don't get me anything, though. Well, there you went and spoiled my surprise.

Garfield on 28th July 2009
28th July 2009

Liz is taking me to dinner for my birthday! Me. Not us. ME. I hope your Arugula is rubbery.

Garfield on 29th July 2009
29th July 2009

Longevity runs in my family, you know... My great-aunt Edna is 102, and is still sharp as a tack! The one who sews pants for her chickens? Still drives, too!

Garfield on 30th July 2009
30th July 2009

My great-uncle Floyd is 98... And he STILL goes out into the fields every day. Most days they're able to find him. Whe he sings to the soybeans.

Garfield on 31st July 2009
31st July 2009

That's my family and me at my college graduation. Mom...and dad...and Doc Boy... What's he holding? He took that chicken everywhere. The little cap and gown threw me off.

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