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Garfield on 1st January 2009
1st January 2009

Garfield on 2nd January 2009
2nd January 2009

Your boyfriend called again. He sais he misses you madly, like a loon, and that dinner tonight cn't come too soon. He said that? Actually, he sang it, but it wasn't in my key.

Garfield on 3rd January 2009
3rd January 2009

Liz, I love how well you and Garfield get along. It's almost like you and I are proud parents! Of a very fat, striped, orange child. Baby hungry.

Garfield on 4th January 2009
4th January 2009

tap tap tap GAAAH!

Garfield on 5th January 2009
5th January 2009

Hello. Goodbye. Avoiding the stuff in between is the key to a good relationship.

Garfield on 6th January 2009
6th January 2009

I'm so cool my *shades* are wearing shades! Oh, please!

Garfield on 7th January 2009
7th January 2009

Am I wasting my life? Yes. I withdraw the question. You're talking to a cat.

Garfield on 8th January 2009
8th January 2009

I'm elected to the bad habits hall of fame! CRUMPLE CRUMPLE -

Garfield on 9th January 2009
9th January 2009

You miss out on all sorts of things. Noooow you're getting it.

Garfield on 10th January 2009
10th January 2009

Z *YAWN* I wish he'd warn me before stands up.

Garfield on 11th January 2009
11th January 2009

Yawn Good night, Garfield. Good night, Pooky. 'night, Odie. What are you doing? Tucking in the leftovers?

Garfield on 12th January 2009
12th January 2009

Morning. Morning. And no, I'm *not* turning up the heat!

Garfield on 13th January 2009
13th January 2009

There should be warnings for icy sidewalks!

Garfield on 14th January 2009
14th January 2009

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Garfield on 15th January 2009
15th January 2009

Boy, I could live here... A TV over there and I'm all set! Garfield, unlock the door! If you're not the cable guy, go away! Pizza Delivery

Garfield on 16th January 2009
16th January 2009

What are you going to order, Jon? Food. I always order food in a restaurant. Maybe I'll have the same.

Garfield on 17th January 2009
17th January 2009

Beware Of Missing Dog Beware Of Missing Dog Beware Of Missing Dog Waaait a minute.

Garfield on 18th January 2009
18th January 2009

Garfield on 19th January 2009
19th January 2009

Professor Odie will now explain wy dogs eat kids' homework. Where's your speech? Burp.

Garfield on 20th January 2009
20th January 2009

I'm taking Odie for a walk. All right. tappy tappy tappy tappy tappy Then I'm bringing him back. Oh.

Garfield on 21st January 2009
21st January 2009

Why is Odie holding this big rock? TONK That's why.

Garfield on 22nd January 2009
22nd January 2009

All of my decisions are wrong. So I've decided to *stop* making decisions! Good decision.

Garfield on 23rd January 2009
23rd January 2009

DING! Are the cookies done?! My underwear is dry! What a waste of a perfectly good "ding".

Garfield on 24th January 2009
24th January 2009

...and then I hacked up a hairball! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! That's how all my stories end.

Garfield on 25th January 2009
25th January 2009

rrrrrrrrr BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK -

Garfield on 26th January 2009
26th January 2009

Beware of Dog Beware of Dog Beware of Dog

Garfield on 27th January 2009
27th January 2009

I don't like to interrupt Odie when he's deep in lack of thought.

Garfield on 28th January 2009
28th January 2009

I just got a haircut. I see. Thank you for not laughing. It ain't easy.

Garfield on 29th January 2009
29th January 2009

sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff RIIIIING rrrrrrr

Garfield on 30th January 2009
30th January 2009

Tell me, doctor, is there a cure for dogs?

Garfield on 31st January 2009
31st January 2009

Is that a cat hair or a dog hair in my food? Dog hair, definitely. My hear wouldn't be caught dead in your cooking.

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