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Garfield on 1st February 2009
1st February 2009

I'm going to be late for an appointment! Really late! Really, really, *really* late!! Just go!

Garfield on 2nd February 2009
2nd February 2009

Here. GARFIELD! I'm on it! Do your own laundry!

Garfield on 3rd February 2009
3rd February 2009

And then it occured to me why I was limping all day... I was only wearing ONE SHOE! Why isn't he a tourist attraction?

Garfield on 4th February 2009
4th February 2009

I stepped on gum. -

Garfield on 5th February 2009
5th February 2009

It says here, "Hot Dog Hank" was accosted and robbed in broad daylight today... What's this world coming to? The thief got away with everything in his cart. Tragic. Burp. Do you smell sauerkraut?

Garfield on 6th February 2009
6th February 2009

What do you think of a collar with a little bell on it? Sure! That way I'll know where you are.

Garfield on 7th February 2009
7th February 2009

Oh, great... This is gonna be all about *you* again, isn't it?

Garfield on 8th February 2009
8th February 2009

donk Hail! Rain! Snow! Marshmallows? Ice cream cones! Hamburgers! Donuts! That dream ended better than it started.

Garfield on 9th February 2009
9th February 2009

Reservation for two... Name's Arbuckle. Ah, yes...we have a special table, just for you... They know me here. Right under a fire sprinkler.

Garfield on 10th February 2009
10th February 2009

OH, NO! NOT AGAIN!!! WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS?!! Say...I recognize that voice... Armando! How are you? Welcome back, Senor Arbuckle.

Garfield on 11th February 2009
11th February 2009

Every time we come here, we have you as a waiter, Armando. How is that? What a short straw. I am, as you say, cursed.

Garfield on 12th February 2009
12th February 2009

Sir, before we begin, I have just one request. Shoot. Please don't order anything on fire. I *bought* you a new suit, didn't I?! Yes, but I still have the dreams. Oh, look! Popcorn shrimp!

Garfield on 13th February 2009
13th February 2009

Armando, my fork is dirty. My apologies, Sir. I shall plunge it into my heart and get you a clean one. Boy, you've gotta admire that dedication. And that sarcasm.

Garfield on 14th February 2009
14th February 2009

Did you leave Armando a nice tip? Of course. See? He's waving! With his fist? Right on, Armando!

Garfield on 15th February 2009
15th February 2009

SLAM! I'm back from the gym! Yeah, there's nothing like pumpin' iron! You know, a dude like me can never be TOO ripped. Just check out these guns! I'll be flexing in the foyer. Don't strain your imagination.

Garfield on 16th February 2009
16th February 2009

RIIING RIIING RIIING It can't be *that* important.

Garfield on 17th February 2009
17th February 2009

RIIING Hello? -

Garfield on 18th February 2009
18th February 2009

Dum dee dum dummm... Dum dee deee... LAH-LA LAAAH LAAAAH-LAH-L Oh, hi. Got a little too into the 'hold' song.

Garfield on 19th February 2009
19th February 2009

bzzzzzzzz Is that buzzing necessary? Not really. Good. Then don't! clang! clang! clang!

Garfield on 20th February 2009
20th February 2009

They'll get done quicker if you don't stare. Cookie theories are made to be tested.

Garfield on 21st February 2009
21st February 2009

I'm leaving you guys to start my own cat! rrrrrrrrrr They didn't tell us about this in business school...

Garfield on 22nd February 2009
22nd February 2009

Beware of Giant Squirrel Beware of Giant Squirrel Beware of Giant Squirrel Beware of Giant Squirrel SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE Beware of Giant Squirrel Beware of Giant Squirrel

Garfield on 23rd February 2009
23rd February 2009

Ice cream truck.

Garfield on 24th February 2009
24th February 2009


Garfield on 25th February 2009
25th February 2009

HA! SPRINKLES AREN'T SO GREAT! You just keep telling yourself that.

Garfield on 26th February 2009
26th February 2009

Want a lick? It's tuna ripple.

Garfield on 27th February 2009
27th February 2009

Ambition! That's what I need! Sounds hard though, doesn't it? Welcome to *my* world, Kemo Sabe.

Garfield on 28th February 2009
28th February 2009

SLAP! Why did you do that?! A conversation starter?

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