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Garfield on 1st December 2009
1st December 2009

Santa knows when you've been good. And he knows when you've been rolling araound in stuff. ROWR ROWR ROWRRRR

Garfield on 2nd December 2009
2nd December 2009

Go. Buy presents. Buy muchos presents. You've really got the Christmas spirit, Garfield.

Garfield on 3rd December 2009
3rd December 2009

You haven't been very good this year, you know. What are you asking Santa for? Leniency.

Garfield on 4th December 2009
4th December 2009

Jon's right. I haven't been very good this year. Maybe I'd better start. Ow.

Garfield on 5th December 2009
5th December 2009

I remember christmases back on the farm... Uh-oh. The family all making corn cob ornaments together... Here we come. Doc Boy hot gluing sequins to my forehead... And there we go.

Garfield on 6th December 2009
6th December 2009

slurrrp Z Isn't your Christmas list to Santa sent YET?! It's a big file.

Garfield on 7th December 2009
7th December 2009

Hi, there! I'd like the cheapest tree you've got! This is an air freshener! Cash or charge, Diamond Jim?

Garfield on 8th December 2009
8th December 2009

The tree's still crooked.

Garfield on 9th December 2009
9th December 2009

Don't blow a fuse...don't blow a fuse...don't blow a fuse... plug HA! The toaster is riverdancing.

Garfield on 10th December 2009
10th December 2009

Garfield, are you climbing the Christmas tree? Yes and no. -

Garfield on 11th December 2009
11th December 2009

You're hard to shop for, Liz. I STILL haven't bought your gift. Really? I got yours two months ago. nnnnnnngh! Oh, cheer up. Have somer loser nog.

Garfield on 12th December 2009
12th December 2009

Liz, I'm stuck on your gift. I need a hint. Oh, Jon, you don't have to get me anything. She's REALLY not playing fair. Love is such a fun spectator sport.

Garfield on 13th December 2009
13th December 2009

Garfield on 14th December 2009
14th December 2009

"Merry Christmas, from your insurance company". They always remember. "P.S. and don't wear a necktie near the blender". They remembered that, too.

Garfield on 15th December 2009
15th December 2009

This online shopping is great! All you do is press akey, and... Oops. click I just bought 3,200 pecan logs. How'd you know what I wanted?!

Garfield on 16th December 2009
16th December 2009

Garfield -

Garfield on 17th December 2009
17th December 2009

Is that the Johnny Mathis Christmas album? I'll take care of this. Turn it up!

Garfield on 18th December 2009
18th December 2009

Need a stamp for your letter to Santa? Nope. I already E-mailed him my list. The server crashed, sir! Gee, let me guess.

Garfield on 19th December 2009
19th December 2009

Mrs. Feeny wished me a merry Christmas today! She's up to something, isn't she? Beneath that chintz housecoat beats a heart of pure evil.

Garfield on 20th December 2009
20th December 2009

SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE DINGLE DINGLE -

Garfield on 21st December 2009
21st December 2009

Hi, grandma! Are you enjoying an old-fashioned Christmas? Sure, I'll hold on. She's landing her hang glider in Belize. DING! The figgy pudding's ready!

Garfield on 22nd December 2009
22nd December 2009

Merry Christmas, dad! Yes, I winterized my lawn mower... good talking to you, too! Dads keep it short and sweet.

Garfield on 23rd December 2009
23rd December 2009

Merry Christmas, mom! How is everyone? Oh...that's too bad. The rooster has strep throat. Chicken soup is good for that.

Garfield on 24th December 2009
24th December 2009

Liz is coming over for Christmas! Does the house look okay? Jon, it's Liz. Better clean. Like your life depended on it.

Garfield on 25th December 2009
25th December 2009

A new stethoscope! Oh, Jon! It's engraved. "From my heart, to your ears. Love, Jon." I gotta give him this one.

Garfield on 26th December 2009
26th December 2009

Go away!

Garfield on 27th December 2009
27th December 2009

Oooooh Ahhhhh Urf Boy, did we eat a lot. Did we ever. Urf I'd nominate this the best Christmas ever. Second the motion. Urf All in favor... BURRRRRP Motion carried. Meeting adjourned. Urf Z Z Z

Garfield on 28th December 2009
28th December 2009

*sigh* Christmas always ends so soon... COME BACK, CHRISTMAS! ...AND CAN YOU PICK UP SOME EGGNOG ON THE WAY?!

Garfield on 29th December 2009
29th December 2009

So what did you get the missus this year? A cheese grater. That's the look SHE gave me! Mouse, cat, man...we're all in the same boat, pal.

Garfield on 30th December 2009
30th December 2009

No doggy greeting! Hey! Where was my doggy greeting?

Garfield on 31st December 2009
31st December 2009

I wonder if anything is going on. Like a party I haven't been invited to.

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