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Garfield on 1st August 2009
1st August 2009

There's Little Cletus Snitch...he lived up the road from us. He was a mean kid...always teasing the farm animals. Then one day a cow ate him. And the Snitch Burger was born.

Garfield on 2nd August 2009
2nd August 2009

WHIP SLAP! SPLAT! Learned that from a Jersey cow. Those Jersey girls are TOUGH!

Garfield on 3rd August 2009
3rd August 2009

Working at home has its disadvantages.

Garfield on 4th August 2009
4th August 2009

Cookies! I thought I heard flour being sifted! You're incredible.

Garfield on 5th August 2009
5th August 2009

I like to think of myself as an outdoorsman. Oh, no! I'm going to do it! No! Don't do it! I'm going to open a window! You're a wild man!

Garfield on 6th August 2009
6th August 2009

squeek squeek squeek squeek New shoes. Ah. squeek squeek squeek

Garfield on 7th August 2009
7th August 2009

My new shoes are too tight. You think?

Garfield on 8th August 2009
8th August 2009

I brlieve in planning ahead. Becaaauuuuse... If you spend enought ime planning, you never actually have to do anything.

Garfield on 9th August 2009
9th August 2009

I was just thinking... Oh, about your pitful existence? And how, with your limited mental assets, only hopelessness and despair await you for eternity? ...and there's nothing you can do about it?! I was just thinking about gettinga glass of water!

Garfield on 10th August 2009
10th August 2009

splat splat splat splat splat splat splat splat splat I see Mrs. Feeny got a new scope for her paintball gun. You'd think it would improve her aim.

Garfield on 11th August 2009
11th August 2009

Another threatening letter from Mrs. Feeny. She's hired a txidermist. That's his concept sketch. I look so lifelike.

Garfield on 12th August 2009
12th August 2009

Who's that? Our neighbor, Mrs. Feeny. Interesting yard. She's quite the gardener. I meant the high-voltage fence Oh, that. You get used to the hum.

Garfield on 13th August 2009
13th August 2009

I don't think Mrs. Feeny really hates Garfield at all. I just think she's a very unhappy person, who Uh-oh. Here she comes. I've been here all day.

Garfield on 14th August 2009
14th August 2009

Don't you think you and Mrs. Feeny should make up and be friends? HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! Did your little talk do any good? It seemed to cheer him up.

Garfield on 15th August 2009
15th August 2009

Have you been harassing Mrs. Feeny? Yes. I harassed her, and I'd gladly do it again! BWA-ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!! It's a good thing he can't hear me.

Garfield on 16th August 2009
16th August 2009

Liz and I went shopping at the mall today. They opened a new pet buotique. You wouldn't believe some of the stuff they sell there. Oh, no...you wouldn't. You didn't. I'll give you a dollar to eat his credit cards. Tuff Kitty

Garfield on 17th August 2009
17th August 2009

It's "Lasagna Week" on the cooking channel.

Garfield on 18th August 2009
18th August 2009

Will Eat Homework For Food Times are tough.

Garfield on 19th August 2009
19th August 2009

What are you doing? Waiting for my spotlight. You'd think he'd have learned something about cats by now.

Garfield on 20th August 2009
20th August 2009

What a boring day. -

Garfield on 21st August 2009
21st August 2009

Look, if you dare, into the dark world of the dog... pant pant pant pant pant pant pant pant scratch scratch scratch Good luck sleeping tonight.

Garfield on 22nd August 2009
22nd August 2009

Ah! Eggs! Now, where's the nest with the bacon?

Garfield on 23rd August 2009
23rd August 2009

Drink meeeeee. I'm gonna need all the cream you've got.

Garfield on 24th August 2009
24th August 2009

EEEEEEEK Um...I mean, get the mouse. This goes right in my blog.

Garfield on 25th August 2009
25th August 2009

I did not sleep a wink last night! Okay, okay... I'll look into it. Uh, Tommy, could I have a word with you?

Garfield on 26th August 2009
26th August 2009

Garfield, we really need to talk about this mouse problem. Go ahead. Anything you say to him, you can say to us.

Garfield on 27th August 2009
27th August 2009

Oh, the blight of urban sprawl.

Garfield on 28th August 2009
28th August 2009

nibble nibble Whew! Stuffed! Sharing with mice is nice.

Garfield on 29th August 2009
29th August 2009

Weird. The cheese drawer in the refrigerator... Is FULL of these tiny pieces of paper. Stop with the I.O.U.s No, no...I'm good for it.

Garfield on 30th August 2009
30th August 2009

sniff sniff sniff BURP?

Garfield on 31st August 2009
31st August 2009

Happiness is contagious! I'm immune.

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