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Garfield on 1st April 2009
1st April 2009

I'm cool. There's no such thing as a cool ball of yarn. How about now? I stand corrected.

Garfield on 2nd April 2009
2nd April 2009

Time to get up! Z All right! That's good to know! Thanks for the heads up! I try to be informative. Z

Garfield on 3rd April 2009
3rd April 2009

I sometimes make poor decisions. HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! Like thinking you might be sympathetic. Hey, I was laughing *with* you.

Garfield on 4th April 2009
4th April 2009

Life has many mysteries. Mysteries that pique the intellect. And, when dismissed, free a lot of time for eating.

Garfield on 5th April 2009
5th April 2009

Going to the fence to see your girlfriend? Ha-ha. Hi, Arlene. Hi, Garfield. Jon thinks you're my girlfriend. Am I? Be right back SMACK See what you started?

Garfield on 6th April 2009
6th April 2009

I'm getting out of shape. Maybe you should take up swimming. MAYBE YOU SHOU'D SHUT UP! I'm good.

Garfield on 7th April 2009
7th April 2009

Anyone home? No! No one ever said birds were smart.

Garfield on 8th April 2009
8th April 2009

Stand back, cat. I'm a black belt! These legs are lethal weapons! Can you break a brick? Ha! Try me! Go.

Garfield on 9th April 2009
9th April 2009

Where's Bob? Dunno. Phil? Dunno. Steve? Dunno. Hmm. Am I in a horror movie?

Garfield on 10th April 2009
10th April 2009

Oh, Garfield. Yes?

Garfield on 11th April 2009
11th April 2009

You're looking good, Fred. What's your secret? I've been working out and watching my diet. I'm eating healthier!

Garfield on 12th April 2009
12th April 2009

Garfield on 13th April 2009
13th April 2009

Z Hmmm, still dark. Z

Garfield on 14th April 2009
14th April 2009

Garfield, you've slept your whole life away! That's not true. Although I don't seem to recall my teens.

Garfield on 15th April 2009
15th April 2009

I'm not lazy... I'm "sedentary". Which is classy lazy.

Garfield on 16th April 2009
16th April 2009

That's Wally Sneedhocker. He used to stuff me into my school locker every day. Now he's an undertaker. Go figure.

Garfield on 17th April 2009
17th April 2009

This is GREAT, Garfield! With all the old t-shirts I found in this box... I may never have to do laundry again! DYNOMITE OR show your face in public.

Garfield on 18th April 2009
18th April 2009

I made a short list for Jon's trip to the grocery store. Very short. Here's what *not* to get.

Garfield on 19th April 2009
19th April 2009

shake shake shake flip doink doink doink doink doink doink doink doink BWOINK DOINK CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP clap

Garfield on 20th April 2009
20th April 2009

Say, Jon, why don't I come over anf cook you dinner tonight? Here? In my kitchen? Sure! Why not? I guess there's time to hose out the fridge. Jon? ...are you there?

Garfield on 21st April 2009
21st April 2009

Guess what? I'm not cooking tonight...Liz is! We're SAVED!! I mean, oh, really!

Garfield on 22nd April 2009
22nd April 2009

Liz will be here any time! Wait...my watch has stopped! Now she'll never get here! Let's hope his kind never multiplies.

Garfield on 23rd April 2009
23rd April 2009

Jon, when was the last time you cleaned your OVEN? I didn't. -EVER?! The manual said it was SELF-cleaning. We're BACHELORS, baby.

Garfield on 24th April 2009
24th April 2009

Sorry my kitchen was such a mess, Liz. Tht's all right, Jon. I promised I would fix you dinner, though, and I did. DING DONG There's the pizza now! Lady, I like the way you cook!

Garfield on 25th April 2009
25th April 2009

Kiss me, Jon... Ow! Lip cramp! You haven't had a lot of practice kissing, have you? Don't tell his pillow that.

Garfield on 26th April 2009
26th April 2009

Garfield on 27th April 2009
27th April 2009

Some days I can't do anything right.

Garfield on 28th April 2009
28th April 2009

I think goot times are on their way! They must be taking the scenic route.

Garfield on 29th April 2009
29th April 2009

We've got a great show tonight. Or is it tomorrow? Oh, Gee. Tonight? Tomorrow? Tonight? Tomorrow? It sure ain't tonight, pal.

Garfield on 30th April 2009
30th April 2009

THONK Excuse me for a moment He prefers to do the "Stubbed Toe Dance" in priveate. GAAAH! YEEE! YAHHHH! EEEESH!

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