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Garfield on 1st September 2008
1st September 2008

If you lost a little weight... - ...you'd still be fat. All right! - Dieting is futile!

Garfield on 2nd September 2008
2nd September 2008

Liz is going to call me! - - Any hour now! Be sure to tell her how pathetic you are.

Garfield on 3rd September 2008
3rd September 2008

RING - Meow! - That was Liz. She wanted to talk to you, but I meowed her out of it.

Garfield on 4th September 2008
4th September 2008

I wonder what Liz is doing right now... - And now... - And now... WHAN WHAM WHAM WHAM

Garfield on 5th September 2008
5th September 2008

Would you like to go dancing saturday night, Jon? - WOULD I? - Would I? As long as I don't have to watch.

Garfield on 6th September 2008
6th September 2008

Fish are fascinating to watch. - Like when they're in a frying pan! - I assume you are taking that to the kitchen?

Garfield on 7th September 2008
7th September 2008

three-day-old taco.

Garfield on 8th September 2008
8th September 2008

Garfield! - A mouse! Correct. - You *do* know your rodents.

Garfield on 9th September 2008
9th September 2008

- If anybody asks, I'm chasing you. Okay. - He's chasing me.

Garfield on 10th September 2008
10th September 2008

Here comes The Great Garfield, everyone! - Give it up for Garfield! clap clap clap clap - What? I'm chasing him. Just *slowly* Woo-hoo!

Garfield on 11th September 2008
11th September 2008

- GARFIELD!! Lose the putting green. Aw, man!

Garfield on 12th September 2008
12th September 2008

SNAP! OW! SNAP! OW! SNAP! OW! - One more. SNAP! OW! Well, Jon found all the mousetraps.

Garfield on 13th September 2008
13th September 2008

Greetings, fellow mice! - - What are you going to do about that? Take him to a tiny optometrist?

Garfield on 14th September 2008
14th September 2008

- - - Out! - - SLASH -

Garfield on 15th September 2008
15th September 2008

"Amanda Irkburger and Earl Smooch were joined in holy matrimony last saturday". - "...the reception was held at the Mulligan Pine Country Club". - Nice picture of you. There was cake.

Garfield on 16th September 2008
16th September 2008

I got a traffic ticket today... - For singing at a red light with my windows down. - I have to pay a fine and carry a pitch pipe in my car all times. I've heard you sing...you got off easy.

Garfield on 17th September 2008
17th September 2008

Z Odie is dreaming about chasing a rabbit. - AR! - YIP! YIP! YIP! It always ends with the rabbit beating the stuffing out of him.

Garfield on 18th September 2008
18th September 2008

Is your Chili spicy? Not really. - GAAAHH! MY THOAT! MILK! ICE WATER! ALOE VERA!!! - Unless you're a weenie BRing it on! Joooon... I CAN'T SEE!!!

Garfield on 19th September 2008
19th September 2008

How was your meal this evening, Ma'am? Delicious, thank you. - And how was you five-alarm chili, sir? HHHAMBLA NA FA - Sir? Uh...he's french. na nee waa noo

Garfield on 20th September 2008
20th September 2008

I am not a loser...I am not a loser...I am not a loser... - Jon's reading a self-help book. - Chapter One: Denial

Garfield on 21st September 2008
21st September 2008

- boot! - - boot! - - GARFIELD!!! - Yes?

Garfield on 22nd September 2008
22nd September 2008

These new laptop computers look pretty cool. - Maybe I should get one. - What do you think? They'll never replace cats.

Garfield on 23rd September 2008
23rd September 2008

tic tic tic tic tic tic - 12...36...48...ah...72 point. - FEED ME

Garfield on 24th September 2008
24th September 2008

Garf1: Meow meow meow Whiskers232: Mew mew mew tic tic tic - Pussnboots113: Hiiiisssss! Whiskers232: Hiiiiisssss! - Pussnboots113: Fft! Fft! Rowr!! These cat chat rooms can get pretty ugly.

Garfield on 25th September 2008
25th September 2008

You have mail. click - Dear spider, 3...2...1... -

Garfield on 26th September 2008
26th September 2008

- click click click click click click click click click click click - I'm here to deliver you three tons of dried flies...

Garfield on 27th September 2008
27th September 2008

- - I think I'm losing my touch.

Garfield on 28th September 2008
28th September 2008

GOOD Morning! YOU'RE up early. - I haven't even made your breakfast. I think I'll skip it and go jogging. - Oh, goody! Tomorrow's monday! - - pat pat pat - This has got to be the worst nightmare I ever had.

Garfield on 29th September 2008
29th September 2008

Do you remember my old girlfriend Ingrid? Nope. - ...the one with the bulging biceps? Not at all. - ...the cat hugger? Like it was yesterday.

Garfield on 30th September 2008
30th September 2008

Remember my old girlfriend Jodell? - You know...the psycho? - You'll have to be more specific.

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