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Garfield on 1st November 2008
1st November 2008

Loved your pie!

Garfield on 2nd November 2008
2nd November 2008

Garfield on 3rd November 2008
3rd November 2008

I'll walk you to your car, Liz... Oh, Jon, you're such a perfect gentleman! kiss Oh, Jon, you're such a perfect gentleman! Jealus

Garfield on 4th November 2008
4th November 2008

No Dogs Allowed Meow!

Garfield on 5th November 2008
5th November 2008

Hi, I'm your friendly neighborhood flea. Hey, little fella. Excuse me just for a moment. Do we have any dynamite?

Garfield on 6th November 2008
6th November 2008

I may just blow off this entire day and do nothing. What do you think? Sure... Come on in, the lethargy's fine.

Garfield on 7th November 2008
7th November 2008

Oooh, Jon! They have *oysters* here! Oysters? Let's order some! Um, sure. So how was your date?

Garfield on 8th November 2008
8th November 2008

What's with the cupcake? It's the leftover meat loaf's birthday!

Garfield on 9th November 2008
9th November 2008

Garfield on 10th November 2008
10th November 2008

Hi, Dad?... It's Jon! Hold on a minute, son. SQUAWK! CHOP I'm helping your mother fix dinner. Sounds farm fresh.

Garfield on 11th November 2008
11th November 2008

You'd like my girlfriend, Dad. She's great with animals! I don't know...I'll have to ask her. How fast can you pluck a chicken?

Garfield on 12th November 2008
12th November 2008

Dad, I asked my girlfriend, and though she never tried it... She thinks she could pluck a chicken in about half an hour. ...Dad? Are you sure enough she's good enough for you, son?

Garfield on 13th November 2008
13th November 2008

No, mom, Liz and I are just dating... No, no barn dances yet... Yes, I know what goes on at those barn dances... Farm confidential.

Garfield on 14th November 2008
14th November 2008

I hear you have a GIRRRRL-friend. As a matter of fact, I DO, Doc Boy. Have you KIIIISSSSED her yet? Yes, I have! Uh...what's that like?

Garfield on 15th November 2008
15th November 2008

Garfield, all I think about is Liz... I can't think about anything else. I know what you mean... I can't get my mind off that ham in the fridge.

Garfield on 16th November 2008
16th November 2008

Garfield on 17th November 2008
17th November 2008

I enjoy eating and sleeping Dit I mention eating? You lead a full life.

Garfield on 18th November 2008
18th November 2008

Too much rice! That's one man's opinion.

Garfield on 19th November 2008
19th November 2008

How am I to frost the cake now that you've eaten it? Simple! Frost this.

Garfield on 20th November 2008
20th November 2008

Thanks again for dinner, Liz. Good night, Jon. Sigh. Sigh. Did you *see* the way she dialed out for pizza? Marry this woman.

Garfield on 21st November 2008
21st November 2008

There is so much in the world I don't know about. But I *do* know where the food is, so...who cares?

Garfield on 22nd November 2008
22nd November 2008

It's the first snowflake of winter! ...and the second! And the third! -

Garfield on 23rd November 2008
23rd November 2008

There! Well, the Lasagna's in the oven! Shhhoouuuulllddd taaaaaaaaaake abouuuuuuuuuuuut forrrrrty-fiiiiiiiiiive minnnnnnnn... The sooner you want it, the longer it takes. Baaaarrrrrrrr

Garfield on 24th November 2008
24th November 2008

Garfield, have you seen my other snow boot? Garfield?! Ain't nobody here but us tube socks.

Garfield on 25th November 2008
25th November 2008

Base, this is Scout. You are clear to advance! I had no idea they were that organized. Oorah!

Garfield on 26th November 2008
26th November 2008

I noticed you've been good all day. Why, thank you! I'm cramming for Christmas.

Garfield on 27th November 2008
27th November 2008

Hi, Odie! tump tump tump Are you excited about Christmas? Huh? Huh? Boy? Are you excited? Huh? Huh? TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP

Garfield on 28th November 2008
28th November 2008

Fa la la la laaa... La la la... Ow.

Garfield on 29th November 2008
29th November 2008

Liz, what would you like for Christmas this year? Peace on earth, goodwill toward men! Me, too! He said the same thing last year when she said, "a pink sweater".

Garfield on 30th November 2008
30th November 2008

lick lick lick thhhhhhhhhp! -

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