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Garfield on 1st May 2008
1st May 2008

BEEDLE BEEDLE BEEDLE Hello? * CLICK! * Darn! I took another picture of my ear! New cell phone

Garfield on 2nd May 2008
2nd May 2008

BEEDLE BEEDLE BEEDLE A call! RIP Hello? You belt holster's a little tight there.

Garfield on 3rd May 2008
3rd May 2008

I'm a dork... I'm a dork...I'm a dork, dork, dork... GARFIELD, STOP MESSING WITH MY RINGTONE! I'm a dork...

Garfield on 4th May 2008
4th May 2008

Z Z Z Z *snort* Coffee not strong enough? Hey, who tipped the room?

Garfield on 5th May 2008
5th May 2008

Hello, birds in the trees Hello, sun in the sky Hello, pothole in the driveway

Garfield on 6th May 2008
6th May 2008


Garfield on 7th May 2008
7th May 2008

So what is it like growing up the only daisy in a patch of weeds? It was tough, man. They teased me every day...they called me... *SOB* ...PRETTY BOY! The fiends

Garfield on 8th May 2008
8th May 2008

You'll have to excuse me...sometimes I say things without really thinking first you pathetic meow sack! sort of just like that

Garfield on 9th May 2008
9th May 2008

What's the occasion? Big date? Wedding? Polka club meeting? Never mind.

Garfield on 10th May 2008
10th May 2008

Whatever you do... DO IT IN MODERATION! I thank you!

Garfield on 11th May 2008
11th May 2008

Eew! Look! A gnarly old hot dog! It must have fallen through the grill... ...and laid there all winter long! Is that not *the* most disgusting thing you've ever see... No. *That* is. mmmmm

Garfield on 12th May 2008
12th May 2008

Hey, there's Arlene... SUUUUUCK Are you feeling okay? Not really. But how do I look?

Garfield on 13th May 2008
13th May 2008

Arlene! Fancy meeting you here! I always dine Alfresco on tuesday nights. You do? Sure. It's trash night. I hope they serve mints.

Garfield on 14th May 2008
14th May 2008

Garfield, you like me, don't you` Sure. By the way, you're sitting in my spot. I like you too, Garfield.

Garfield on 15th May 2008
15th May 2008

So how's domestic life treating you, Garfield? Awful! Jon used too much oregano in the lasagna tonight... I grieve for you, Garfield. It's a jungle in there, Arlene.

Garfield on 16th May 2008
16th May 2008

Don't you hate being an alley cat, Arlene? ...don't you have to live with a *dog*? Sure is a quiet night.

Garfield on 17th May 2008
17th May 2008

All you think about is yourself, Garfield. That's not true! Sometimes *I* think about *you* thinking about *me*. sigh

Garfield on 18th May 2008
18th May 2008

step step step step step unscrew unscrew unscrew unscrew screw screw screw sc...ZZZT . THUD tinkle * tinkle * tinkle * Don't even smile. Inside I'm rolling on the floor in hysterical laughter.

Garfield on 19th May 2008
19th May 2008

Mini Golf -> I've never been miniature golfing before. I must warn you, I'm a pro at it. "Jonny Ace" they call me...I even have my own putter! Of cour'se, it's been a while... Back when he was but a wee little nerdlet.

Garfield on 20th May 2008
20th May 2008

Now, in miniature golf, you just swing easy...noe, don't be nervous...easy... PLUNK It went in the hole. Is that good? Uh-huh It's only a game. It's only a game.

Garfield on 21st May 2008
21st May 2008

TAP BOBK You'll have to play that one from the parking lot. STUPID GIANT BUNNY RABBIT!!

Garfield on 22nd May 2008
22nd May 2008

Darn! It went in the water! Right into the mouth of the giant plaster snake. slosh slosh slosh YAAAHHHHHH Wow. I could've *sworn* that was plaster.

Garfield on 23rd May 2008
23rd May 2008

So how did I do on the front nine? We're still adding up your score. My cell phone has a calculator. NEVER MIND!!

Garfield on 24th May 2008
24th May 2008

So what? So your girlfriend beat you at miniature golf...so she better cooks than you...so she's smarter than you... *You* are pathetic.

Garfield on 25th May 2008
25th May 2008

Garfield on 26th May 2008
26th May 2008

Hey, what are you looking at, fuzzball? Lunch, if you don't can the attitude. Ha! I eat cats like you for breakfast! Oh, yeah? ? Prove it!

Garfield on 27th May 2008
27th May 2008

Nermal, have you ever had cosmetic surgery? Can you keep a secret? Yes. See this eyelash? Yessss?... *That's* real.

Garfield on 28th May 2008
28th May 2008

Garfield, have *you* ever thought about cosmetic surgery? What, improve on *this*? That has to be the best straight line you've ever given me. It was a accident, okay?

Garfield on 29th May 2008
29th May 2008

You're not so cute. Eww, yes you are. Why, thank you.

Garfield on 30th May 2008
30th May 2008

You think *you're* the only one who can look cute? Check *this* out! You call *that* cute? Wait, wait. I'm a little out of practice.

Garfield on 31st May 2008
31st May 2008

Don't hate me because I'm cute. -I' m getting tired of replacing that door. Try spackle.

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