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Garfield on 1st March 2008
1st March 2008

So, what's it like being a cat? I wouldn't know... I've never been awake long enough to find out.

Garfield on 2nd March 2008
2nd March 2008

Garfield on 3rd March 2008
3rd March 2008

What are we going to do today? Whoa... I thought we were doing it.

Garfield on 4th March 2008
4th March 2008

Look at me... I'm doing nothing! If you're good at it, you don't have to point it out.

Garfield on 5th March 2008
5th March 2008

What was that? I thought I heard something. Oh, that... That was just the sound of my life force being sucked into a shrieking vortex of infinite boredom. There it is again.

Garfield on 6th March 2008
6th March 2008

It feels good lying here, but I'm hungrym and there's a good show on TV... What to do? I don't NEED this much stress in my life!

Garfield on 7th March 2008
7th March 2008

Vacation time. -

Garfield on 8th March 2008
8th March 2008

Z Z Z Z ZZ *

Garfield on 9th March 2008
9th March 2008

CRUNCH munch munch munch munch munch munch Burp Great, googly MOOGLY, Gladys, we've got termites!

Garfield on 10th March 2008
10th March 2008

I'm working on an ode to monday... But I still haven't found anything that rhymes with... PHHHHHHHHT

Garfield on 11th March 2008
11th March 2008

You are so ungrateful. You don't even appreciate the little chocolate mints I leave in your bed. Mints? What mints?

Garfield on 12th March 2008
12th March 2008

The archaeologist removes a thin layer of sediment... wisk wisk wisk And oh, look... A fossil. How'd you like an ancient curse, pal?

Garfield on 13th March 2008
13th March 2008

I'm going running. And I'll stay here and eat the donuts. In this grand scheme, we have all our roles to play.

Garfield on 14th March 2008
14th March 2008

Ah! A quiet evening at home! BARK! BARK! BARK! MROWR! FFFT! FFFT! Ah. A quiet evening behind the garage.

Garfield on 15th March 2008
15th March 2008

I give up! You don't have to be doing anything to give up, right?

Garfield on 16th March 2008
16th March 2008

Hel Sure, I'll hold. My call is very important to them. And the check is in the mail, and this won't hurt a bit, and no, those pants don't make you look fat at all.

Garfield on 17th March 2008
17th March 2008

Ahem Meow What did you say? Your guess is as good as mine.

Garfield on 18th March 2008
18th March 2008

No animal is more graceful than a cat. You'll have to take my word for it.

Garfield on 19th March 2008
19th March 2008

Wy cats don't play basketball: POP S-S-S-S-S-S-S Dribbling.

Garfield on 20th March 2008
20th March 2008

Look, Garfield, a paper bag! Cats love to hide in them! Get in the bag! I knew this would turn ugly.

Garfield on 21st March 2008
21st March 2008

They say cats have nine lives. gulp smack slurp smack snork slup gulp snark I imagine it just seems that way. Was that a shot?

Garfield on 22nd March 2008
22nd March 2008

A cat's innate curiosity causes him to explore the world. Travel brochures.

Garfield on 23rd March 2008
23rd March 2008


Garfield on 24th March 2008
24th March 2008

Come on, Liz, I'm not THAT bad of a housekeeper. Jon, there are COBWEBS in your dishwasher. That's because there's still room in the SINK! The bathroom sink, anyway.

Garfield on 25th March 2008
25th March 2008

Honestly, Jon, when was the last time you even vacuumed? What is this "vacuum" thing of which you speak?

Garfield on 26th March 2008
26th March 2008

Come on, say it with me..."I need to clean my house". Guh...bah..duhh... I...need... Dhay..bwah...gwah.. In case you wondered why I never married...

Garfield on 27th March 2008
27th March 2008

Maybe Liz is right. Maybe this place COULD use a good cleaning... And maybe chickens say "moo". We're BACHELORS, baby.

Garfield on 28th March 2008
28th March 2008

I guess I'd better dust first. How hard could THAT be? PSHHHHHT M...Ma...Maids.

Garfield on 29th March 2008
29th March 2008

Guess what, Liz? I cleaned the whole house by myself! Yup...even dusted our pizza-box tower in the living room! Hey, some folks would call those COLLECTIBLES! Beauty is in the eye of the bachelor.

Garfield on 30th March 2008
30th March 2008

* dingle dingle * ZIP The eye bone's connected to the drool bone.

Garfield on 31st March 2008
31st March 2008

It's a beautiful day! Nature is calling! Tell it I'm in a meeting and can't be reached.

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