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Garfield on 1st June 2008
1st June 2008

BAM! BAM! - BAM! BAM! Garfield! - BAM! BAM! BAM! Garfield, open the door! - Garfield!! My arms are full of groceries! - - Well! It's about... - ...time. Oooh, cookies!

Garfield on 2nd June 2008
2nd June 2008

Water $20 - Nobody's going to pay that. - Free cup of salt?

Garfield on 3rd June 2008
3rd June 2008

This is Larry...he'll be interning for the summer. 'sup, man? - WHACK! - OW! That HURT! He's young. He'll learn. - Just go away.

Garfield on 4th June 2008
4th June 2008

Dogs... - - THUD They aren't real good at sharp turns.

Garfield on 5th June 2008
5th June 2008

- - That's a lot of sausages. That's so I can find my way back to the butcher shop.

Garfield on 6th June 2008
6th June 2008

Hey, Garfield! Come and see! - - Not particularly moved by sunrises, are we?

Garfield on 7th June 2008
7th June 2008

I would like to dedicate this next number to my idol. - BLAAAATTPP - Obviously, my idol does not play the trumpet.

Garfield on 8th June 2008
8th June 2008

get ther fridge.

Garfield on 9th June 2008
9th June 2008

Yep, your birthday's coming. Calendars don't lie. Have you thought about what you want? Yes I have... - But, oh, wait! They haven't invented time machines yet, have they?!

Garfield on 10th June 2008
10th June 2008

Don't let this birthday thing get you down, Garfield. - Hey, your age is only a number...right? - A big honking number. The ears still work, by the way.

Garfield on 11th June 2008
11th June 2008

Hey, geezer. - I hear your birthday cake is coming with a smoke alarm! - That spider looks like it's laughing. Get me a ladder and a bat.

Garfield on 12th June 2008
12th June 2008

Another birthday...maybe it's time to start thinking about my future. - Time to start making some plans... - Time to put that new hip on layway. So *that's* why cats eat mice.

Garfield on 13th June 2008
13th June 2008

clack clack clack clack clack clack - clack clack clack clack clack - I am NOT OLD!

Garfield on 14th June 2008
14th June 2008

Have you thought about what kind of birthday cake you want? - - Besides "large"? There's another kind?

Garfield on 15th June 2008
15th June 2008

- - POOMP - - - BOOT! - It's tough getting old.

Garfield on 16th June 2008
16th June 2008

Only three more days... - And you'll be a year older. - Sez you!

Garfield on 17th June 2008
17th June 2008

Garfield's birthday is coming up. - Presents, presents, and more presents! - What do you get for the cat who wants everything?

Garfield on 18th June 2008
18th June 2008

Tomorrow is my brthday... - This year I shall celebrate in an age-appropriate manner. Cool! - I *love* musical wheelchairs!

Garfield on 19th June 2008
19th June 2008

In the minus column, there's loss of memory, loss of hair, acquisition of nose and ear hair, liver spots, wrinkles, achy joints, and saggy skin. - In the plus column: cake. - No contest. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Garfield on 20th June 2008
20th June 2008

Hi, Liz! Hello, Jon. - Wow! What smells so good? My perfume? - Mmmmm...beef... Ah, that would be my *other* perfume.

Garfield on 21st June 2008
21st June 2008

Whoo! Am I full! What a meal that was! pat pat pat - Boy, that liz sure can cook! - Wanna smell my beef breath? You're a cruel, cruel man.

Garfield on 22nd June 2008
22nd June 2008

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Garfield on 23rd June 2008
23rd June 2008

Jon's washing his car. - All done! -

Garfield on 24th June 2008
24th June 2008

Well, *that* was aggravating. - I got one of those shopping carts with a weird wheel. - I had to shop in circles for an hour. I hope it was in the donut aisle.

Garfield on 25th June 2008
25th June 2008

- How was the meat loaf? Great! - BLEAH!

Garfield on 26th June 2008
26th June 2008

Wow. - - There sure is a lot of napping going on.

Garfield on 27th June 2008
27th June 2008

Wanna bat me around? Nah...I don't feel like it. - A little Macrame then, perhaps? Okay, now you're *really* reaching.

Garfield on 28th June 2008
28th June 2008

Supergarfield stands for truth... - Justice... - And shedding!

Garfield on 29th June 2008
29th June 2008

- Arlene's coming this way! - She'll try to flirt with me, like she always does. - It's pathetic, really... - Act like you don't even notice her, Garfield. - Poor, needy thing.

Garfield on 30th June 2008
30th June 2008

Isn't this great, Garfield? Wonderful. - Here we are, back on the farm! Yee-ha. - I'm gonna go hug a cow! Long time, no date.

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