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Garfield on 1st January 2008
1st January 2008

Okay, so maybe Greta didn't work out as a pet sitter...I'm sorry. - - How'd she bend the couch, anyway? Doing a clean and jerk with it.

Garfield on 2nd January 2008
2nd January 2008

That'll be pizza. I'll get it. ** DING-DONG - Wait! I haven't paid you! MAIL IT! - I assume this has something to do with you. Some people just can't handle customer appreciation.

Garfield on 3rd January 2008
3rd January 2008

THAT'S a stupid-looking snowman! - No, it isn't... - NOW it it.

Garfield on 4th January 2008
4th January 2008

Still got the winter blahs, I see. - I could play you a little song... - -if I knew where you hid my accordion! You'r ejust trying to make me feel better.

Garfield on 5th January 2008
5th January 2008

I've done things in my life that I regret, Garfield. - And I've dome things that I regret... - But mainly I've done things YOU regret.

Garfield on 6th January 2008
6th January 2008

- - - crank - MMMMMMMMMMMMM - * kiss * kiss - Is it wrong to love a furnace? I'd rather be warm than right.

Garfield on 7th January 2008
7th January 2008

According to this book, cats like to be- - ZIP - Left alone.

Garfield on 8th January 2008
8th January 2008

- Jon is in deep thought. - How come you can't taste your tongue? Relatively speaking.

Garfield on 9th January 2008
9th January 2008

I'm bored. - Are you bored? - No, but keep talking...I'm getting there.

Garfield on 10th January 2008
10th January 2008

I'm bored, Garfield. - I hate these pregnant pauses... - Maybe I'll buy a monkey! Bingo!

Garfield on 11th January 2008
11th January 2008

Is this grape juice stain noticeable? - Barely... - From outer space!

Garfield on 12th January 2008
12th January 2008

Ow! - Did you do that?! Nope. - You kicked me! If you didn't see it, it didn't happen.

Garfield on 13th January 2008
13th January 2008

Scott. - So? So, if you marry Thaddeus, your name will become...Philomena Scott-Aphat-Ramsbottom. - - I think I'll stay... That's my chubby bunny! Vanity triumphs over love once again.

Garfield on 14th January 2008
14th January 2008

Out of my way, fat boy! - THUD - Did you just walk into my mirror? I have no idea what you're talking about.

Garfield on 15th January 2008
15th January 2008

You look fat. I look what? - I LOOK fat? - So this is some kind of optical illusion?

Garfield on 16th January 2008
16th January 2008

Garfield, why are you so fat? - I have a theory... - I suspect my stomach is plotting to take over the world.

Garfield on 17th January 2008
17th January 2008

Good morning, sir. So happy to see you. - My, you are a stout young man. - Actually, more of a big lard boy! I knew it wouldn't last.

Garfield on 18th January 2008
18th January 2008

You farmers are the salt of the earth. - Working sunup to sundown... - Yessiree, that's a fine crop of chins you got there. You die.

Garfield on 19th January 2008
19th January 2008

You're fat. - I'm big boned! Well I say you're fat! - AM NOT! AM NOT! He can dish it out, but he sure can't take it!

Garfield on 20th January 2008
20th January 2008

- A-HEM - Don't you boys have something ELSE you can do? - - - People Kissing 5 c 4 Peek

Garfield on 21st January 2008
21st January 2008

You need to lose weight. Correction... - I SHOULD lose weight. - I NEED cookies.

Garfield on 22nd January 2008
22nd January 2008

Dieting is all in the mind, Garfield. - Just try not to think about food. - AND STOP LICKING ME!!

Garfield on 23rd January 2008
23rd January 2008

In other news... click - * John... * Marsha... click - Heeeey, kids! This diet's gotta go.

Garfield on 24th January 2008
24th January 2008

Would you like some fresh ground pepper on your lettuce leaf? - GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND -

Garfield on 25th January 2008
25th January 2008

Liz, I think Garfield is cheating on his diet. - Yeah, I'm pretty sure. - The refrigerator is missing. I'll never go hungry again!

Garfield on 26th January 2008
26th January 2008

Time to see how much you lost, Garfield...hop on the scale. One sec. - - Uh... Just shut up and weigh, okay?

Garfield on 27th January 2008
27th January 2008

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Garfield on 28th January 2008
28th January 2008

It's cold in here. - You left the door open! - One subject at a time, list boy.

Garfield on 29th January 2008
29th January 2008

You've been lying like that for hours... - Don't you ever worry about pigeons? - I laugh at danger.

Garfield on 30th January 2008
30th January 2008

The whole world is against me! - - I don't need any help, thank you.

Garfield on 31st January 2008
31st January 2008

This day is getting better. - - ...because I had the worst MORING of my life! Yeah, I usually don't get up that early.

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