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Garfield on 1st February 2008
1st February 2008

I've decided to change my attitude toward mornings, Garfield. My new motto is "mornings happen!" What do you think? How about "evil things happen to morning people"?

Garfield on 2nd February 2008
2nd February 2008

I could tell you a thing or two about what's wrong with you. Or three or four, or five, or six, or seven, or eight... ...or nine, or ten, or... JUST GET ON WITH IT, OKAY?!

Garfield on 3rd February 2008
3rd February 2008

SMACK Marry her.

Garfield on 4th February 2008
4th February 2008

! digga digga digga

Garfield on 5th February 2008
5th February 2008

You're my best friend in the whole world! SMACK! Have you noticed how cruel thw world is? I'm picking up on that...

Garfield on 6th February 2008
6th February 2008

To be, or not to be... SMACK! Not.

Garfield on 7th February 2008
7th February 2008

Any last words? I know where there's fudge! He's good.

Garfield on 8th February 2008
8th February 2008

I'm touching youuu...I'm not touching youuu... You're new here, aren't you?

Garfield on 9th February 2008
9th February 2008

FOOH -

Garfield on 10th February 2008
10th February 2008

Garfield on 11th February 2008
11th February 2008

What would you like for Valentine's Day, Liz? REally? She'd like me. See, this is how those big nasty hairballs start.

Garfield on 12th February 2008
12th February 2008

I'm looking through a veterinary supply catalog for a Valentine's Day gift for Liz. Hmmm... Think she'd appreciate an electric probe warmer? I know I would.

Garfield on 13th February 2008
13th February 2008

I was going to make Liz a Valentine's Day card... But I can't cut out a paper heart to save my life! Maybe I could substitute another organ. "I love you with all my spleen".

Garfield on 14th February 2008
14th February 2008

Happy Valentine's Day, Jon. Happy Valentine's Day, Liz. -

Garfield on 15th February 2008
15th February 2008

What did you get your wife for Valentine's Day, Hank? A bouquet of dead gnats. Wow, that must have cost you plenty! Yeah, it did. It cost me an arm and a leg, and a leg, and a leg, and a...

Garfield on 16th February 2008
16th February 2008

If you work hard, you can achieve success. And while you're doing that, I can raid your refrigerator!

Garfield on 17th February 2008
17th February 2008

Garfield on 18th February 2008
18th February 2008

Penny for your thoughts. Garfield, I was thinking...if our ears were in our armpits... Would we have to raise our arms to hear people talk? A dollar for not thinking.

Garfield on 19th February 2008
19th February 2008

Did a lube job and oil change, and took her for a test spin. She's all set! We have the best-maintained can opener on the block.

Garfield on 20th February 2008
20th February 2008

What's that smell? I have no idea. But if you'd like, I could ask my friend, Mr. Seven-Month-Old-Head-Of-Cabbage.

Garfield on 21st February 2008
21st February 2008

Z THUD Z Hmmm, I prefer to lie down and THEN go to sleep.

Garfield on 22nd February 2008
22nd February 2008

Some people are lucky. Dinner is going to be a little late. And some people are Jon.

Garfield on 23rd February 2008
23rd February 2008

The Brave Cat ventures forth into unchartered territory! Did you come to help me sort my socks? Aaaand back to chartered territory.

Garfield on 24th February 2008
24th February 2008

AAAAAGGHHH! I don't believe it! I spent all morning composing a passionate, tender love sonnet to Liz... -AND THEN MY STUPID COMPUTER CRASHED!! * You didn't crash, did you? Even the Internet has its standards.

Garfield on 25th February 2008
25th February 2008

Eek! A cat! And don't you forget it! Eek! A lamp! Sigh

Garfield on 26th February 2008
26th February 2008

I * Mice Why are you wearing that? I was cold.

Garfield on 27th February 2008
27th February 2008

Yee-ha! How come WE don't have a mechanical bull?

Garfield on 28th February 2008
28th February 2008

When I retire, I'd like to build a little cabin up here. Garfield... Don't look at me. I suggested the beach.

Garfield on 29th February 2008
29th February 2008

There's a train coming! *

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