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Garfield on 1st September 2007
1st September 2007

I love a deserted beach, Garfield. No crowds... No hassles. No one to make him eat sand.

Garfield on 2nd September 2007
2nd September 2007

XAN'S Cafe Caffeine You know, this coffee bar is a nice place. Very cosmopolitan...a really hip clientele... And these cafe lattes are pretty darn good. SLURP I don't know why we don't go out more often. I do.

Garfield on 3rd September 2007
3rd September 2007

I've gotta admit... That moosehead towel rack looks GREAT in the bathroom. Really goes well with the snakeskin shower curtain. We're BACHELORS, baby.

Garfield on 4th September 2007
4th September 2007

Awwwww... Iz da widdle kitty hungwee? Reckon so.

Garfield on 5th September 2007
5th September 2007

Moring. Morning. I think the toaster has a short. So now all of a sudden you're an electrician?

Garfield on 6th September 2007
6th September 2007

Look at those cute squirrels in the driveway. I wonder what they're doing? Looks like they're hocking your hubcaps for pistachios. HEY!

Garfield on 7th September 2007
7th September 2007

Boy, the meat counter was practically sold out! I was lucky to get anything at all. So how do you like your yak rump? There ain't enough ketchup in the world.

Garfield on 8th September 2007
8th September 2007

Check it out... New oven mitts! I'm gonna go broil something! Nothing good can possibly come of this.

Garfield on 9th September 2007
9th September 2007

Garfield on 10th September 2007
10th September 2007

Come down here and I'll swat you. Come up here, bozo! You're on! What are you doing? Don't ask.

Garfield on 11th September 2007
11th September 2007

clomp clomp clomp clomp Oh, no! CLOMP! CLOMP! AAAHHH! And you just HAD to buy him boots for his birthday. What was I thinking?

Garfield on 12th September 2007
12th September 2007

Are you doing anything right now? SWAT Oh, just swatting spiders. I'll come back later when you're not so busy.

Garfield on 13th September 2007
13th September 2007

It's creepy around here. It's the spiders. SMACK! If I were alive, I would take offense at that.

Garfield on 14th September 2007
14th September 2007

* RIIING It's for you. I TOLD you never to call me here!

Garfield on 15th September 2007
15th September 2007

SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! he heh he I just saw a spider in a hard hat. And I'm gonna need a bigger newspaper.

Garfield on 16th September 2007
16th September 2007

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Garfield on 17th September 2007
17th September 2007

I'm taking Liz to the ballet. She really wants to go. I'm in deep, aren't I? Right up to the gills, arabesque boy.

Garfield on 18th September 2007
18th September 2007

So long, boys...be good tonight. Have a nice taime at the ballet! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! -

Garfield on 19th September 2007
19th September 2007

Garfield was teasing me about going to the ballet. Why? I think only a REAL man would be comforatble enought to bring me here. GO, SWANS!

Garfield on 20th September 2007
20th September 2007

How was *I* to know the ballet was so stuffy?! And what's WRONG with a little audience participation, anyway?! Only Jon would take a dick call to "Swan Lake". Stupid usher!

Garfield on 21st September 2007
21st September 2007

Yes, I KNOW it's almost dinnertime! And bring my watch back!

Garfield on 22nd September 2007
22nd September 2007

Aloha! I thought I'd go with a luau theme tonight. Although the grass skirt is kind of itchy. What you can't see can't yourt you.

Garfield on 23rd September 2007
23rd September 2007

Hey! That squirrel is stealing seeds from our bird feeder again! SLAM! SHOO! SHO, YOU STUPID SQUIRREL! SLAM! Hey! Where's my hamburger?

Garfield on 24th September 2007
24th September 2007

Here's my pig and me at the county fair. And here's my date and me at the junior prom. Whoa! So the pig turned you down?

Garfield on 25th September 2007
25th September 2007

Here's Doc Boy and me back on the farm. We were very close. You know how brothers are. Yeah, but sharing a pair of overalls?

Garfield on 26th September 2007
26th September 2007

My uncle Roy was very wise. One day he took me aside and said, "Son..." "Don't put your head under the tractor". If only Jon had listened.

Garfield on 27th September 2007
27th September 2007

Ready for my family reunion, Garfield? Just ignore my uncle Bill. He'll want you to wear his teeth. Shoot me.

Garfield on 28th September 2007
28th September 2007

A smile is like sunshine... Just like my uncle Leo. A ray of joy... He always had a smile. To share with the world. Till that little incident with the denture weevils.

Garfield on 29th September 2007
29th September 2007

There's Mr. Greiwe, washing his car... There's old Man Barnard, cleaning his gutters... And there's Mrs. Feeny, stringing barbed wire around her yard. I tihnk the woman secretly loves me.

Garfield on 30th September 2007
30th September 2007

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