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Garfield on 1st May 2007
1st May 2007

Everything Liz does is cute. Like the way her nose wrinkles when she yawns... I love that. And I'm sure you get to see it a lot when she's with you.

Garfield on 2nd May 2007
2nd May 2007

Sigh...love is just so great... I love love. Where are you going? Outside. This hairball's gonna be a whopper.

Garfield on 3rd May 2007
3rd May 2007

I just got my shirt back from the cleaners and it's kinda snug. It has a name tag. Hey, wait a minute... This isn't my shirt! Really, "Brenda"?

Garfield on 4th May 2007
4th May 2007

Jon says eating should be fun. Tonight's meal is entitled "The Joy of Corn". Ha, ha, ha, wheeeeee...

Garfield on 5th May 2007
5th May 2007

Garfield, I'm feeling kinda down. I could use a hug... No hug? How a sympathetic glance?

Garfield on 6th May 2007
6th May 2007

beware of Dog doinga doinga doinga -

Garfield on 7th May 2007
7th May 2007

I wanted to wear something nice on my date tonight, Garfield... So I dug out my old high school prom tux! How did THIS ever go out of style? Your shirt looks like it's eating you.

Garfield on 8th May 2007
8th May 2007

Hi, Liz! Ready to go? Jon! Um... Like the suit? You wouldn't believe the looks I've been getting! I...ah... Just like that one!

Garfield on 9th May 2007
9th May 2007

Table for two, please. YAAAAAAHH!! MY EYES!! MY EYES!! It's the shirt, isn't it?

Garfield on 10th May 2007
10th May 2007

Good evening. My name is Armando, and I will be your waiter tonig AYE, YI-YI, LOOK AT THAT SHIRT! Any specials tonight, Armando? EVIL!! EVIL!! Jon, button your coat.

Garfield on 11th May 2007
11th May 2007

Sorry to bother you, sir, but I'm the manager, and we've had some silly complaints about your shir OH MY GOSH, IT'S *TRUE*! LOOK AWAY, EVERYONE! SAVE YOURSELVES!! The flounder looks good.

Garfield on 12th May 2007
12th May 2007

What am embarrassing date. Imagine that. The restaurant confiscated my shirt. I bet that thing wouldn't even burn. And this clip-on tie is killing me. He's such a slave to fashion.

Garfield on 13th May 2007
13th May 2007

* RIIIING BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK!! * RIIIING * RIIIING BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK You're supposed to pick it up and ANSWER it, stupid! * RIIING BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK

Garfield on 14th May 2007
14th May 2007

Liz wants to take me clothes shopping. The woman is a saint. She calls me a "fashoin emergency" She's too kind. Isn't that cute? I've heard your hangers weep.

Garfield on 15th May 2007
15th May 2007

Burp BURP! That's right, kids. Always warm up.

Garfield on 16th May 2007
16th May 2007

Nice fake smile. Why, thank you! Oops. I smiled for real.

Garfield on 17th May 2007
17th May 2007

Garfield! Did you do this? Sure did. That's terrible! It'll look better once we frame it.

Garfield on 18th May 2007
18th May 2007

Jon is cooking dinner. Relax, it's for Liz.

Garfield on 19th May 2007
19th May 2007

I HAD planned to have some of that lasagna tonight. BUT NO! YOU ATE THE ENTIRE THING! You are so selfish! Okaaay, you may smell my breath.

Garfield on 20th May 2007
20th May 2007

Hey, you brewed a new pot! sip Want some? Nah. Too weak for me.

Garfield on 21st May 2007
21st May 2007

I saw a new coffee shop in town today. And I saw three flies on the ceiling. It looked very hip. Jon no hip, kemo sabe. Jon no go there. It's called "Xan's Cafe Caffeine". I'll start the car!

Garfield on 22nd May 2007
22nd May 2007

Thank you for coosing "Xan's Cafe Caffeine." I'm Xan, and I'll be your barista. Prepare yourself for a relaxing and spiritual awakening for the body and mind. How may I help you? Um...two coffees, please. This is a joke, right.

Garfield on 23rd May 2007
23rd May 2007

Geez, I didn't know coffee had so many different names now! That counter guy looked at me like I was a total idiot... Like that! Just like that!

Garfield on 24th May 2007
24th May 2007

Sohowdoyou likeespresso?! Notbad, I reallythink Icouldlearn toloveit!

Garfield on 25th May 2007
25th May 2007

This is great! We should go out to coffee bars more often! Yeah... We don't do nearly enough of this at home.

Garfield on 26th May 2007
26th May 2007

This is a really nice place. I'm glad we came here. Have you finished your coffe? Are you kidding me? For six bucks a cup, I'm eating the CHAIR.

Garfield on 27th May 2007
27th May 2007

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Garfield on 28th May 2007
28th May 2007

Garfield! Help! I'm stuck in the bathtub! Let the air out of your inner tube ducky, you dork! I'm pruning up!!

Garfield on 29th May 2007
29th May 2007

You lie around too much, Garfield. What you need is exercise. You can't mess with the laws of nature, baby.

Garfield on 30th May 2007
30th May 2007

Ah, nature! Heeey...wait a minute! What's it doing in the living room?! I broke a window.

Garfield on 31st May 2007
31st May 2007

I'm sorry I shredded your slacks. Very sorry. Those are some ugly legs!

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