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Garfield on 1st June 2007
1st June 2007

I wish someone would invite me to a costume party. NO! REALLY?!

Garfield on 2nd June 2007
2nd June 2007

You fell asleep in Mrs. Feeny's flowers again, did you? Okay, who told?

Garfield on 3rd June 2007
3rd June 2007

Hey! I was READING that! Oh...sorry. -

Garfield on 4th June 2007
4th June 2007

You've gained weight, Garfield. Jon's right. I gotta start eating leaner canaries.

Garfield on 5th June 2007
5th June 2007

You are fat. BURP How about now?

Garfield on 6th June 2007
6th June 2007

Fat, fat, fat! FAT, FAT, FAT, FAT, FAT! Two of those "fats" were out of line, fella!

Garfield on 7th June 2007
7th June 2007

Being fat isn't so bad. There's just more of me to go around... ...and around, and around, and...

Garfield on 8th June 2007
8th June 2007

Liz and I had a fun date last night. That's nice. She talked on and on about you. She's a sweet lady. And how you need to go on a diet. ...who should have her head shaved.

Garfield on 9th June 2007
9th June 2007


Garfield on 10th June 2007
10th June 2007

Okay, I'll talk to you soon... Bye, Liz...yeah...me, too... You want me to WHAT?! Liz, I can't kiss the phone...my cat is watching. Yeah, I know that sounds weird. Just trust me on this. One time for the camera phone, come on!

Garfield on 11th June 2007
11th June 2007

Liz thinks you should go on a diet. And she says it's not just a weight issue...it's a health issue. So is STARVING!

Garfield on 12th June 2007
12th June 2007

What's with that weird look? Are you obsessing about food again? No... I just never realized how much your head looks like a turkey leg. You're creeping me out.

Garfield on 13th June 2007
13th June 2007

I'm so hungry... I'm hallucinating... That ain't right.

Garfield on 14th June 2007
14th June 2007

Hey, cat...how's it going? I'm starving! Sorry to hear that. Diet's starting to get to you, huh? EAT ME

Garfield on 15th June 2007
15th June 2007

Jon told me this diet has been pretty hard on you. I just wanted to stop by and offer my moral support. Where's my purse? I ate it.

Garfield on 16th June 2007
16th June 2007

Wow! ...I guess all that hard work paid off! This is the best you've EVER done on a diet! Thank you. Only gained a pound!

Garfield on 17th June 2007
17th June 2007

SNORE SNORE SNOOORE SNOOOOOORE SNOOOR My mouth tastes like a dirty pair of rolled-up socks this morning. Imagine that.

Garfield on 18th June 2007
18th June 2007

You know, Garfield... You're the best cat in the whole world! Why, thank you, Jon. That had better not be my birthday present!

Garfield on 19th June 2007
19th June 2007

Oh, you guys! ...how did you know? I just got the best birthday present of all! I'M OFF MY DIET!! 29

Garfield on 20th June 2007
20th June 2007

What's in your mouth? Okay, what's NOT in your mouth? Raisins.

Garfield on 21st June 2007
21st June 2007

This bed is FULL of cookie crumbs! Is that a pillowcase full of milk? It is.

Garfield on 22nd June 2007
22nd June 2007

Nice work if you can get it. Sorry, not hiring.

Garfield on 23rd June 2007
23rd June 2007

I need someone to tell my troubles to. And you ain't it. Works every time.

Garfield on 24th June 2007
24th June 2007

buzzzzzzzz BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK !!! RRRRRRR buzzzzzzzz Who are you calling? Your dumb dog.

Garfield on 25th June 2007
25th June 2007

I have a lot of pent-up energy... ...in a box around here somewhere.

Garfield on 26th June 2007
26th June 2007

I think this is it, Garfield... I think love finally found me! Love didn't find you. It's just too winded to run anymore.

Garfield on 27th June 2007
27th June 2007

Man, do I LOVE lazy summer days. And lazy autumn days, and lazy winter days, and lazy spring days... Heck, I just love lazy.

Garfield on 28th June 2007
28th June 2007

So, Garfield, what do you think of Liz? Is she a KEEPER? Well, she's funnier, better looking, and a better cook than you... She's a keeper. You on the other hand...

Garfield on 29th June 2007
29th June 2007

Garfield, I feel down. Let's take a moment to think happy thoughts! Did you say happy or stupid?

Garfield on 30th June 2007
30th June 2007

I need guidance. You're lazy. I need guidance on where to get a long stick so I can hit Jon without getting up.

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