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Garfield on 1st July 2007
1st July 2007

sigh... Pooky, you're my best friend. You're always there for me. You give me hugs when I need them. And you never tell me to go on a diet. I can't imagine a day without you! Now, more over, you're hogging the bed.

Garfield on 2nd July 2007
2nd July 2007

BEWARE OF KARAOKE DOG * FEEEE-LINGS That sign's not big enough.

Garfield on 3rd July 2007
3rd July 2007

BEWARE OF SUCK-UP DOG Aren't they all?

Garfield on 4th July 2007
4th July 2007

BEWARE OF DOG HELP WANTED INQUIRE WITHIN

Garfield on 5th July 2007
5th July 2007

Your Face Licked 5c Your Face NOT Licked $5.00

Garfield on 6th July 2007
6th July 2007

BEWARE OF PUPPY

Garfield on 7th July 2007
7th July 2007

BEWARE OF FARSIGHTED DOG -

Garfield on 8th July 2007
8th July 2007

* * BURP May I have your order?

Garfield on 9th July 2007
9th July 2007

Wow... I can hear my stomach roaring.

Garfield on 10th July 2007
10th July 2007

Hi, I'd like to request a song. It's called "Polka in my Veins, Sauerkraut in my Lederhosen". I thought morning deejays were supposed to be zany. I'm sure he meant "you sick freak" in the zaniest possible way.

Garfield on 11th July 2007
11th July 2007

Well, Pooky, now that Liz is around, Jon hardly even notices me... At least WE'LL never let a woman come betwee Rats.

Garfield on 12th July 2007
12th July 2007

Hard day. Whew. My taste buds are exhausted!

Garfield on 13th July 2007
13th July 2007

Finally, some time to be alone... ...I said ALONE. Can't you take a hint, lady? poke

Garfield on 14th July 2007
14th July 2007

I'm back! Did you miss me? Yes, and I thoroughly enjoyed it.

Garfield on 15th July 2007
15th July 2007

GET OFF MY NEWSPAPER!! You know, all you had to do was ask. There's no need to loose your temper. -

Garfield on 16th July 2007
16th July 2007

I'm sending Liz an E-Mail...anything you'd like to add? tic tic :( Okay, you're jealous, aren't you?

Garfield on 17th July 2007
17th July 2007

Liz, I think Garfield's jealous of you. You're talking to THAT woman again, aren't you? Liz, I know Garfield's jealous of you.

Garfield on 18th July 2007
18th July 2007

Liz, Garfield's still jealous of you, and it's become WORSE... He won't eat a thing! I'll be right over.

Garfield on 19th July 2007
19th July 2007

Liz! I came over to speak to a lealous cat. Hello, Garfield. Oh... It's you.

Garfield on 20th July 2007
20th July 2007

Garfield, we need to talk about your jealousy issue... Wht can I say to make you feel better? "I brought kitty treats" would be a good start.

Garfield on 21st July 2007
21st July 2007

Garfield, just because Jon and I care for each other... -doesn't mean we don't care about YOU... You AND Odie. Scram, this is my jealous tantrum.

Garfield on 22nd July 2007
22nd July 2007

Odie, do you like Liz? I mean, Jon really seems to like her a LOT...do you like her a lot? And do you like boiled pig snouts with cabbage in mystery gravy?

Garfield on 23rd July 2007
23rd July 2007

I don't want you to be jealous og me, Garfield. Don't you think it's possible for you and me to share Jon? Well...okay. You take the half that kisses, and I'll take the half that feeds.

Garfield on 24th July 2007
24th July 2007

Garfield and I talked, Jon. We're friends now! I KNEW you two would work it out! We should celebrate! Let's order pizza! GROUP HUG!!!

Garfield on 25th July 2007
25th July 2007

Aw, COME ON, now!! Herewegoherewego herewegoherewego... OH, FOR THE LOVE OF Putting practice.

Garfield on 26th July 2007
26th July 2007

Garfield, I'm locked out of the house again. In my cowboy jammies. And there's a TV news crew setting up on the lawn. Must be a slooooow news day.

Garfield on 27th July 2007
27th July 2007

Great! My back went out! I can't move at all! Really? That last pudding cup is MINE, mister!!

Garfield on 28th July 2007
28th July 2007

Uh-oh. I've forgotten what I'm on hold for. We refer to this as a "senior moment".

Garfield on 29th July 2007
29th July 2007

Get out of my pool! -

Garfield on 30th July 2007
30th July 2007

ah-AH-AH AH CHOO Gesundheit.

Garfield on 31st July 2007
31st July 2007

My life is empty. *BAT* Oh, that's your answer to everything, is it?

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