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Garfield on 1st January 2007
1st January 2007

We ought to make new year's resolutions. - HA HA HA HA HA - No, seriously. Please, let's not spoil the moment.

Garfield on 2nd January 2007
2nd January 2007

For new year's, why don't you resolve to lose 50 pounds? - And why don't you resolve to stop being a dork? - I'm only kidding. I'm not.

Garfield on 3rd January 2007
3rd January 2007

I put my pants on backwards again. - RATS! - And anothe rnew year's resolution goes blooey.

Garfield on 4th January 2007
4th January 2007

Liz has some leftover holiday fudge she's bringing over. - - SOME people do HAVE leftover fudge. What a concept.

Garfield on 5th January 2007
5th January 2007

Liz is bringing fudge over... - Jon likes Liz, Liz likes Jon, and I like fudge. - This could be the start of something beautiful.

Garfield on 6th January 2007
6th January 2007

Thanks for the fudge, Liz. Garfield thanks you too. - He's very loving. Well, it IS Garfield... - I've never had a cat kiss my feet before. And it IS fudge.

Garfield on 7th January 2007
7th January 2007

- - CRASH - tinkle tinkle - - - The lamp wanted you to have this. * honk

Garfield on 8th January 2007
8th January 2007

There's something wrong with my pants. - Yeah. - They're your shirt, dummy.

Garfield on 9th January 2007
9th January 2007

Hey! - My headache is gone! - I'm back.

Garfield on 10th January 2007
10th January 2007

Hi, kitty! You seem to be in a good mood. - My owner just told me I'm a good doggy! - Sometimes I envy dogs...

Garfield on 11th January 2007
11th January 2007

- STOP SHEDDING! - Whoa! That loosened up some hair!

Garfield on 12th January 2007
12th January 2007

I'm a cat hair. - I'm a cat. - You seem useless. I'll bet you didn't always think that.

Garfield on 13th January 2007
13th January 2007

Ah! - What a great nap! - I'd rank it in the top five for the day.

Garfield on 14th January 2007
14th January 2007

BURP - Ahem - Bat me! - BAT - - - - Again! I've invented the yo-yo yarn.

Garfield on 15th January 2007
15th January 2007

Good coffee. - Goooood coffee. - Gooooooooooooooooo

Garfield on 16th January 2007
16th January 2007

Louise, my darling, we've got just one chance! Yes, Trent?... - You distract the monster, and I'll run away as fast as I can! - You call THAT a PLAN?! I'd run NOW, Trent.

Garfield on 17th January 2007
17th January 2007

Paddles and cookies? - What are those for? My snow fly. -

Garfield on 18th January 2007
18th January 2007

I found a quarter in the dryer! - - It was already yours, tycoon boy.

Garfield on 19th January 2007
19th January 2007

What's it all mean, Garfield? What's life all about? - - I'll say tuna.

Garfield on 20th January 2007
20th January 2007

- - NICE cats wouldn't put pickle juice in their owner's coffee! NICE cats have no fun.

Garfield on 21st January 2007
21st January 2007

- rrrrrrr - ding a ling a ling a ling a ling a ling - grrrrrrr - ding a ling a ling a ling a ling a ling - grrrrrrrrrrr - ding a ling a ling a ling a ling Hello? Hello? We have too many ding-a-lings around here.

Garfield on 22nd January 2007
22nd January 2007

I'm a lucky guy, Garfield. I've got Liz, you, Odie... - What more could I want? - BRING THAT DONUT BACK!

Garfield on 23rd January 2007
23rd January 2007

Love is weird. - It just sort of sneaks up on you when you least expect it. - Sort of like a chili dog in an elevator. I love cili dogs.

Garfield on 24th January 2007
24th January 2007

"Surprise your loved one with this special gift that will last for all eternity". - - "Comes with a free 30-day warranty". Eternity ain't what it used to be.

Garfield on 25th January 2007
25th January 2007

Liz and I have been together almost six whole months now. - That's the longest I've ever been with a girl. - Moms don't count. Of course, if I don't count mom...

Garfield on 26th January 2007
26th January 2007

I know just what to do for Liz on our anniversary, Garfield. - I'll take her to "our" restaurant and have the band play "our" song. - It'll be perfect. Binky Burger has a band?

Garfield on 27th January 2007
27th January 2007

How about dinner tomorrow, Liz? ...it's a special night, you know. - - She said every night with me is special. You're melting.

Garfield on 28th January 2007
28th January 2007

ready for my date. - - Seem, the twom um, earrings represent you and me, and the little bells symbolize- There's a feather stuck in this one.

Garfield on 29th January 2007
29th January 2007

- You can't lie there forever. - I accept that challenge!

Garfield on 30th January 2007
30th January 2007

Look out, world! Here comes Garfield! - - I warned you. Huh? burp cough sniff scratch scratch

Garfield on 31st January 2007
31st January 2007

- - I tried it, but I still don't get it.

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