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Garfield on 1st February 2007
1st February 2007

Hey... Where's my ball of yarn? You mean dad?

Garfield on 2nd February 2007
2nd February 2007

I never get a call on my cell phone. Possibly because it's an electric razor.

Garfield on 3rd February 2007
3rd February 2007

Cats live on instinct. And my instinct could go for some of those extra-spicy chicken wings.

Garfield on 4th February 2007
4th February 2007

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa AAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAA I think I'll make a snowman instead. AAHhhhhhhh

Garfield on 5th February 2007
5th February 2007

Goode evening, ladies and germs! WHISH! I know you're out there, I can hear you breathing! ZIP! Any requests? Get taller!

Garfield on 6th February 2007
6th February 2007

I shall now attempt to read the mind of someone in the audience! KONG! Please, no clues.

Garfield on 7th February 2007
7th February 2007

zip zip zip zip KONK ZIP Ketchup?! We ran out of tomatoes.

Garfield on 8th February 2007
8th February 2007

BONK! beedle beedle beedle U STINK

Garfield on 9th February 2007
9th February 2007

Now for some impressions! Any requests? Cat falling off a fence! Yeah! And splattering himself all over the place! I hate audience participation.

Garfield on 10th February 2007
10th February 2007

You've been a great audience tonight! There's nobody here but me. Oh. But you're great! I'm the janitor, you dork!

Garfield on 11th February 2007
11th February 2007

FLOWERS -

Garfield on 12th February 2007
12th February 2007

Everything is mine, mine, mine! Correction. If we had anything, it would be mine, mine, mine!

Garfield on 13th February 2007
13th February 2007

YAWN YAWN I'm a trendsetter!

Garfield on 14th February 2007
14th February 2007

(ahem)... "Purr". How nice! I don't write 'em. I just read 'em.

Garfield on 15th February 2007
15th February 2007

Snow! It's a blizzard! I'm flattered.

Garfield on 16th February 2007
16th February 2007

No two snowflakes are exactly alike. Wow... Jon had a busy winter.

Garfield on 17th February 2007
17th February 2007

Thanks for the coffee, cup. No problem...and call me Joe. You know, Joe, as far as nightmares go, this one could have been a whole lot worse. How? It could have been decaffeinated. Now you're scaring ME, man.

Garfield on 18th February 2007
18th February 2007

RUNK-itta RUNK-itta... RUNK-itta... RUNK-itta... brap brap brap BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAA KRONK! DONKITTY KRONKITTY KRONKA KRONKA KRONKA What's all that racket? PTOO! Old man Griewe just took out another lawn gnome with hissnowblower.

Garfield on 19th February 2007
19th February 2007

I'm not a morning person. Lucky morning.

Garfield on 20th February 2007
20th February 2007

"Dear Garfield, how can you stand on that fence without falling off?" Simple. Things aren't always as they seem.

Garfield on 21st February 2007
21st February 2007

The songbird didn't sho up at the feeder this morning. * *

Garfield on 22nd February 2007
22nd February 2007

BAT That's my boy!

Garfield on 23rd February 2007
23rd February 2007

I'm hungry. Though not as hungry as Jon. That was mine!

Garfield on 24th February 2007
24th February 2007

Meow ** MEOW MEYOWWRR MEEYOW * Would you believe I haven't had any formal training?

Garfield on 25th February 2007
25th February 2007

You're spoiled, you know. I am not, an where's my mint?

Garfield on 26th February 2007
26th February 2007

click click click click Quality, quality, quality, quality. click click click click Quality, quality, dreck, quality. click click Whoa! Back up there!

Garfield on 27th February 2007
27th February 2007

And what is your special talent, sir? I juggle chain saws to polka music. Fascinating...why chai saws? They're the only thing that'll drown polka music out. I like him.

Garfield on 28th February 2007
28th February 2007

Tonight, it's "Alaskan Grizzly Mating Calls with Larry". Followed by "Yukon Emergency Room". With Larry. "With Larry".

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