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Garfield on 1st December 2007
1st December 2007

It's a Christmas card from Mrs. Feeny. With a little hand-lettered restraining order inside. Nice calligraphy.

Garfield on 2nd December 2007
2nd December 2007

Christmas List 1. for Garfield: floss.

Garfield on 3rd December 2007
3rd December 2007

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Garfield on 4th December 2007
4th December 2007

Well, it took all day... But I finally got that tree to stand up straight! Nailing it to the wall doesn't count!

Garfield on 5th December 2007
5th December 2007

SLURP -

Garfield on 6th December 2007
6th December 2007

I visited spider Claus at the mall today! I wonder which knee he sat on.

Garfield on 7th December 2007
7th December 2007

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Garfield on 8th December 2007
8th December 2007

eeeeeeeeeyaaaaaahhhhhhhh

Garfield on 9th December 2007
9th December 2007

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Garfield on 10th December 2007
10th December 2007

I'm going to the mall to find a Christmas present for Liz. Want to come? Sure. Remember, no elf slapping. If you wear green tights, you take your chances!

Garfield on 11th December 2007
11th December 2007

Mall Map Okay, we're on the first floor, right next to the smoothie stand... And the jewelry store is on the second floor... And the escalator is right over there. Here's your wallet back.

Garfield on 12th December 2007
12th December 2007

I'm looking for a gift for my girlfriend. How about perfume? I'm sure she'd love this one... It smells like an acre of wet dogs. It's the one I'M wearing. And I LOVE the smell of wet dogs! Quit now, while you're behind.

Garfield on 13th December 2007
13th December 2007

GET DOWN HERE! I can see your bald spot!

Garfield on 14th December 2007
14th December 2007

We've looked all over this mall, and I STILL haven't found Liz a present! Are you enjoying the food court? I want to live here forever!

Garfield on 15th December 2007
15th December 2007

Mall Parking Do you remember where we parked the car? No. Maybe we should look for it. YOU THINK?!

Garfield on 16th December 2007
16th December 2007

click BUY THESE! TAKE THEM HOME AND STUFF 'EM IN YOUR MOUTH!! CHEW THEM! SWALLOW THEM!! So BUY THEM! And EAT them! EAT them!! EAT THEM!!! Oh, PULEEEEZE BUY THEM!!! Ed's International House of Fruitcakes.

Garfield on 17th December 2007
17th December 2007

Welcome to "Santa's Wonderland." The line forms right over ther EEEEEK! I assume that elf has met you before. Briefly.

Garfield on 18th December 2007
18th December 2007

Happy holidays, son. Things are fine here on the farm... Doc Boy got kicked in the head by a cow last week, but we were lucky... Bessie's hoof is healing nicely. Will those cows ever learn?

Garfield on 19th December 2007
19th December 2007

Liz's Christmas card arrived! Let's see! It's personal. Personal?! I'M the one whose temerature she takes!

Garfield on 20th December 2007
20th December 2007

I got a Christmas card from Dog Boy! "Merry Christmas, you late-chuggin', tofu-huggin', cable TV-watchin', indoor-plumbin', touchy-feely, sissified-crybaby city boy". I miss him. Me too...just like I miss tail mange.

Garfield on 21st December 2007
21st December 2007

So you'll come? ...great! Liz is spending Christmas day with us! Liz AND her holiday fudge?! You're drooling. Tears of joy, drool of joy-same thing, different duct.

Garfield on 22nd December 2007
22nd December 2007

I bought your present today. ANd it's well hidden... So just forget about finding it, pal!

Garfield on 23rd December 2007
23rd December 2007

What are you doing, Garfield? I'm practicing my you-got-me-THAT-for-Christmas?! face.

Garfield on 24th December 2007
24th December 2007

You two had better get to bed. OH; no...this year we catch Santa in the ACT! Z Z I love tradition.

Garfield on 25th December 2007
25th December 2007

Oh, Jon...a charm bracelt! How darling! See? There's a little cat charm and a little dog charm... Where's yours? That's the rose. They were fresh out of dork charms.

Garfield on 26th December 2007
26th December 2007

Christmas is over.

Garfield on 27th December 2007
27th December 2007

Liz and I are going out for new year's, so I got you two another pet sitter. She's not to be harmed. Such a naive little man.

Garfield on 28th December 2007
28th December 2007

You must be the pet sitter! I am Greta. You look like you work out. I do. A lot. Pleased to meet you. Dibs on under the couch.

Garfield on 29th December 2007
29th December 2007

Garfield on 30th December 2007
30th December 2007

Garfield on 31st December 2007
31st December 2007

FIVE...FOUR...THREE...TWO...ONE... HAPPY NEW YEAR!! You want a new year's kiss? That's animal abuse, lady.

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