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Garfield on 1st August 2007
1st August 2007

SMACK! Fore! -

Garfield on 2nd August 2007
2nd August 2007

Well? Well, what? You don't notice anything different about me? Give me a hint. WAAH! Oh, great. A ball of yarn having an identity crisis.

Garfield on 3rd August 2007
3rd August 2007

Let's do something. bat That was fun. Now let's do something *I* want to do.

Garfield on 4th August 2007
4th August 2007

bat Whee! What have you been doing? Nothing! I swear!

Garfield on 5th August 2007
5th August 2007

BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK snatch HA-HAA! lick lick lick lick

Garfield on 6th August 2007
6th August 2007

Monday... SPLAT! Class dismissed.

Garfield on 7th August 2007
7th August 2007

Dog News Whoa... You guys will sniff pretty much anything, won't you?

Garfield on 8th August 2007
8th August 2007

I guess I'll just have to face facts... I may never reach my full potential. And just WHY is that funny?

Garfield on 9th August 2007
9th August 2007

How do you do? Very well, thank you. Polite AND tasty.

Garfield on 10th August 2007
10th August 2007

I'm afraid there's been no word from the governor, Rocky...looks like this is it. What do you want for your last meal? Gimme a cheeseburger. And would you like that (hee hee) for here or to (snort) go? Rocky's not smiling.

Garfield on 11th August 2007
11th August 2007

Sigh... I hope this isn't one of those moments we'll always remember.

Garfield on 12th August 2007
12th August 2007

I think I'll change again and go for another dip in our kiddie pool. YEEE!!! WOOOOOO WOO WOO WOO WOO HEE_HOO HEE-HOO HEE-HOO YAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA You've gotta love the "cold, wet swim trunks dance". YEE! YEE! HOOOOO HAAAH!! HUBERT,CALL A COP!!

Garfield on 13th August 2007
13th August 2007

A simple roll of duct tape can be used to remove unwanted cat hair. ...from clothing and furniture. And what's with THAT look?

Garfield on 14th August 2007
14th August 2007

All right, hand it over. What duct tape?

Garfield on 15th August 2007
15th August 2007

Friday night? ...your treat? ...that sounds great! Wow! LIZ asked ME out on a date! Is that allowed? Better check the rule book.

Garfield on 16th August 2007
16th August 2007

I want to smell good for my date with Liz... "Midnight Mama's Boy". Which cologne should I use? "Polyester Passion". How about "Eau de Slide Rule"? Why don't you just roll in something with Odie?

Garfield on 17th August 2007
17th August 2007

Hi, Liz! So what's the plan? I thought we'd go for some italian food... And then visit the aquarium. This is MY date, Garfield. You get your own girl.

Garfield on 18th August 2007
18th August 2007

How's your pasta, Liz? Delicious. How's yours? I have no idea.

Garfield on 19th August 2007
19th August 2007

Garfield, we haven't even ordered yet... Don't fill up on bread! What?! Garfield? Fill up? Good point. Keep 'em coming!

Garfield on 20th August 2007
20th August 2007

Three tickets for the aquarium, please. I'm sorry, ma'am... But you'll have to leave that outside. Hand over the harpoon, Garfield. Party pooper.

Garfield on 21st August 2007
21st August 2007

I can't see the fish. This is a very rare species. They can be pretty shy. It's probably hiding.

Garfield on 22nd August 2007
22nd August 2007

I'm sorry about your date tonight, Liz. It was different. I've never seen a restaurant run out of food before. That happens to us all the time. And I've never been thrown out of an aquarium. That too.

Garfield on 23rd August 2007
23rd August 2007

Don't feel bad about the date Jon...I had a great time. So did I. BURP And so did Garfield. Kiss her, stupid, before the moment passes.

Garfield on 24th August 2007
24th August 2007

Garfield, I can't get out of this hammock! -and I'm LOVING it! Atta boy.

Garfield on 25th August 2007
25th August 2007

HAAAACK You're gonna need some traffic cones for that one.

Garfield on 26th August 2007
26th August 2007

Hmmm... What kind of dog ARE you anyway, Odie? Bulldog?... Pointer?... Sheep doog?... Basset houn. Ah, here you are...purebred clown. * honk honk

Garfield on 27th August 2007
27th August 2007

I finally found a way to keep cool, Garfield. I put a frozen chicken down my pants! It won't thaw for hours! I won't be here when it does.

Garfield on 28th August 2007
28th August 2007

I can't stand this hot weather anymore! Garfield, are you sitting in the ice cream again? It's okay! It's just the rum raisin!

Garfield on 29th August 2007
29th August 2007

It's so hot. Ice cube shirt! Could Jon be getting smarter?

Garfield on 30th August 2007
30th August 2007

Fishing isn't that hard. Just rear back and flick it. Then scream till help comes.

Garfield on 31st August 2007
31st August 2007

LIFEGUARD!!! I'M STANDING IN SEAWEED!! Let's go home now. I hear that stuff's good for your complexion.

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