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Garfield on 1st April 2007
1st April 2007

Garfield on 2nd April 2007
2nd April 2007

You should stop drinking coffee. Maybe after this earthquake.

Garfield on 3rd April 2007
3rd April 2007

Would you like to go for a walk in the park, Liz? Yes, I would. Cool! Can I come along? Why not? Mr. Insecurity.

Garfield on 4th April 2007
4th April 2007

Moo! Moo! Moo! Moo! Moo! Moo! It's MEOW! Told you I could make him say it!

Garfield on 5th April 2007
5th April 2007

Have you no shame? Nope. I'm still a cat.

Garfield on 6th April 2007
6th April 2007

THUD! That was a pleasant walk.

Garfield on 7th April 2007
7th April 2007

Life is filled with joy! Instead of lasagna, I decided to serve granola for dinner. Life was just toying with me.

Garfield on 8th April 2007
8th April 2007

Garfield on 9th April 2007
9th April 2007

I'll have a burger. Beef, turkey, chicken, tofu, veggie, buffalo, or ostrich? Hello? ...hello? Ah, the curse of the decision-impaired...brain lock.

Garfield on 10th April 2007
10th April 2007

Our floor show is about to begin... It's time for... "The Chicken Dance"! * LA LA LA LA LA LA * You hit the lights. I'll eat the chrorus line.

Garfield on 11th April 2007
11th April 2007

I call this "Jumpin' Java" Some Mexican jumping beans were accidentally ground in with the coffee beans. Could I get some cream and a mallet?

Garfield on 12th April 2007
12th April 2007

What's on the menu today, Irma? Dust bunny surprise. What's a "dust bunny"? And why are the floors cleaner than usual?

Garfield on 13th April 2007
13th April 2007

Irma, the men's room is out of soap. Thanks, hon. HANDS OFF THE COUNTER!

Garfield on 14th April 2007
14th April 2007

How's the stew, hon? Stew? I thought this was SOUP! Oh. How's the soup, then?

Garfield on 15th April 2007
15th April 2007

Ewww! There's a FLY in my coffee! zzzz What could be more disgusting than THAT?! That.

Garfield on 16th April 2007
16th April 2007

* SMACK You're mean! And you whistle off-key.

Garfield on 17th April 2007
17th April 2007

When I'm with Liz, I feel like a different person. When I'm with you, I feel like... Me. We pets do have that grounding effect on folks.

Garfield on 18th April 2007
18th April 2007

Liz brings out the MAN in me! WAH-HA! HA! HA! *SNORT* HA! HA! HA! I prefer you laugh at me to my face! That would be impolite.

Garfield on 19th April 2007
19th April 2007

Wow. That's a big bowlof dip. Chip coming through!

Garfield on 20th April 2007
20th April 2007

I enjoy pretendig to read. It's important that we all keep up the illusion of being well-informed!

Garfield on 21st April 2007
21st April 2007

The more you learn... ...the more you... ...um... ...learn. Thank you, Professor Redundant.

Garfield on 22nd April 2007
22nd April 2007

BOOT! WOOMP! BWONK! THOOMP! * BLOOONG You should be more active. I don't think Odie could take it.

Garfield on 23rd April 2007
23rd April 2007

This is my interpreter. This way you'll be able to understand what I'm saying! Meow Squeak What is going on here?

Garfield on 24th April 2007
24th April 2007

Why did a mouse just hug me? I gave him your lunch.

Garfield on 25th April 2007
25th April 2007

Garfield... 5.9 Too high of a score?

Garfield on 26th April 2007
26th April 2007

Isn't that sideways? Let's just say I'm not happy with my contractor.

Garfield on 27th April 2007
27th April 2007

What happened to all the cheese puffs? Okay, Skinny, let's see your fingers.

Garfield on 28th April 2007
28th April 2007

Let go! Let go! Aha! I've got you now!

Garfield on 29th April 2007
29th April 2007

stomp stomp BOING BOING Keep Off Grass Talk about an open invitation!

Garfield on 30th April 2007
30th April 2007

If my life were any more exciting, I'd need a stunt double. That was a JOKE, Garfield. I'm not Garfield, I'm his stunt double.

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