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Garfield on 1st September 2005
1st September 2005

I'm going to leap on that donut! - - Okay, I'm going to waddle over that donut!

Garfield on 2nd September 2005
2nd September 2005

Garfield here! - With a special safety tip for all you boys and girls out there... - Never stand between me and my dinner!

Garfield on 3rd September 2005
3rd September 2005

Question... - If I ate the ingredients separately... - Would they form a lasagna in my stomach? NOW what are we going to have for dinner?

Garfield on 4th September 2005
4th September 2005

Oboy! It's here! - - Have a nice day! - bweeeen - ping SPWAK - zzzzzzzzzz SPLAT! - My...what a nice day!

Garfield on 5th September 2005
5th September 2005

...you cats! - TAKE! TAKE! TAKE! You're right. - GIVE! GIVE! GIVE!

Garfield on 6th September 2005
6th September 2005

That's disgusting! - What's his problem? - You'd think he'd never seen a hairball scrapbook before.

Garfield on 7th September 2005
7th September 2005

I would like to be alone. - You got it! - Well? I'll stand guard.

Garfield on 8th September 2005
8th September 2005

Not counting this bag... - We're completely out of potato chips. - How unfortunate and how so very strange.

Garfield on 9th September 2005
9th September 2005

beep beep bip bip boop boop boop - Hello, Luigi's Pizza Parlor. - It's for you.

Garfield on 10th September 2005
10th September 2005

- Well, it wasn't easy, but I got both shoes on the same foot! - Is it any wonder I sleep 18 hours a day?

Garfield on 11th September 2005
11th September 2005

aliens, I tell you!

Garfield on 12th September 2005
12th September 2005

I have here a message of hope. - ...a promise of dreams come true, of desires fulfilled... - Is that a shopping list? Helloooo.

Garfield on 13th September 2005
13th September 2005

- - I said go get the ball. I didn't say bring it back.

Garfield on 14th September 2005
14th September 2005

Hey! Where are my slippers?! - You left them in my food bowl again. Well, then give 'em to me! - PTOOEY bonk

Garfield on 15th September 2005
15th September 2005

Hey, how about a display of affection? - purr - That's IT?!! Hey, that WAS even kinda sappy for a cat.

Garfield on 16th September 2005
16th September 2005

I was out late last night. - - You got lost, didn't you? - A lot of the houses around here look alike!

Garfield on 17th September 2005
17th September 2005

WHOA! CRASH! - That tree almost fell on me! - I am one lucky cat, huh, Jon? Jon?

Garfield on 18th September 2005
18th September 2005

* bip bip boop boop beep beep boop - - Hi, I'd like to order a pizza. - - With everything on it. - - BIGGER THAN LARGE YOU DORK And do you have anything bigger than a large, you dork? Oops.

Garfield on 19th September 2005
19th September 2005

- SLUP - How's the coffee? It got the job done.

Garfield on 20th September 2005
20th September 2005

Do NOT kick Odie! - You're the boss. - SLAP!

Garfield on 21st September 2005
21st September 2005

Everything is your fault. - Well... - Except the weather. Nobody's perfect.

Garfield on 22nd September 2005
22nd September 2005

Who knows? Maybe there ARE beings on other planets. - Yeah... - Chickens would be nice.

Garfield on 23rd September 2005
23rd September 2005

198 - 199 - 200 rings! Do you suppose she isn't home?

Garfield on 24th September 2005
24th September 2005

You wait right here while I do nothing. - - I'm back. You are so strange.

Garfield on 25th September 2005
25th September 2005

rushed over to her and said... - "You MUST be today's special, 'cause you're making me HUNGRY!" - Which explains the genoa salami in my left ear. I'll ge the forceps and mustard.

Garfield on 26th September 2005
26th September 2005

Oh, sure... - We cats didn't invent the nap. - We merely perfected it.

Garfield on 27th September 2005
27th September 2005

You shouldn't just lie here, Garfield. I shouldn't? - Cool... - I'm a rebel!

Garfield on 28th September 2005
28th September 2005

If you stay there long enough, you'll get covered with dust... - And eventually, nobody will be able to see you! - Good. Then maybe the nagging will stop.

Garfield on 29th September 2005
29th September 2005

That ceiling looks like a wall. - Which proves my point. - Standing is overrated.

Garfield on 30th September 2005
30th September 2005

Getting some rest? Nope... - I'm doing nothing. - The two can appear amazingly similar to the untrained eye.

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